IF YOU ARE A FOOL

Husband SO-COOL

The campus air was pretty hot this afternoon. After returning the books from the library, I turned to the cafeteria at the end of the library. One of my favorite canteens with a hodgepodge menu. Often after hours in the library with Siska, once out of the canteen this became our goal.

Now I sit alone, how lonely the world is, hihihi.

So miss Siska. Missing other friends too, considering how tough the four of us were in the high school cafeteria.

While waiting for the food to come I returned to bring out the phone. Checking the group of friends, who are now quiet. The residents must be busy alone. I finally scroll the updates on the sosmed. Until my finger stopped when I saw the update from my joE.funKey account, it was none other than my brother Johan's account. I saw a new life there, gratitude in my heart. And that makes me stop for a moment, even reading the caption listed until repeatedly, the emergence of photos togetherness of brother Jho and adek. There are old photos installed, but what is revealed is new.

I was so fascinated by Jho's upload, until I didn't realize someone was approaching me.

"lucky just cool with HP" said Dian as soon as sitting next to me.

"ewh, dear" I look at her with a glance at my sweetest smile. Otherwise, maybe after this I won't be holding HP anymore.

"who the hell, seriously?" dian asked by leaning towards me.

Coinciding with that came a group of female students with their excitement when they saw there was Dian there.

Instead of peeking at the HP I was holding, it even got an impromptu kiss.

"ewh.sister Dian"

"sister Dian when it comes"

"sister Dian tumben to campus"

"sister Dian kok did not tell you about playing to campus"

"sister Dian so sweeeett, use the kiss show wife in front of kitaaa-kitaaa" immediately their steps stopped but not with their mouths.

"sister Dian wants to be kissed too, ewhh"

finally they were busy chiming in on one of the friends who talked.

"give up a little napa, obviously someone already has" chirped me.

I looked at Dian with a question mark and did not like it. While being stared at resigned as if he did not know anything.

"yaaangg, you ruined my meal" I protested.

"can ngefans, but the orderly who want to ask questions" said Dian while standing with a firm tone.

Haiisstt, inwardly wanted to laugh. Narcissist also turned out to be my husband.

"sory yes, we eat first" said Dian while scooping a hodgepodge that turned out to be put in my mouth.

"yes, please enjoy it" said one of them.

"sister Kayra, would you mind if we were to pass on the same brother's husband?" ask the others.

What kind of question is this?? Instantly Dian was coughing. Lucky I didn't choke (as in the neighboring novels).

"this college has a shortage of single guys!" my cynic.

"sadly, don't listen" said Dian.

Instantly my food stopped in my throat. It's okay not to listen, obviously speaking directly in front of me. Man, he's possessive. Turn he who has fans, protected.

The hot air is getting boiling. I immediately swallowed the food and immediately I sipped the orange ice that was still full, until it was gone.

Without waiting for the canteen mother who was still busy preparing food, I left the hundred thousand dollars on the table and walked hurriedly away from the canteen.

"yaawh, sister Dian went dewh. You're making his wife angry"

"yeah.kamu nih. Don't talk *******"

Still sounding discordant voices.

"honey, don't have to cuddle donk" said Dian.

"why follow me, you'll have your fans there" My mood is not good.

"sadly, I don't know how to meet them either" Dian said.

"owh, meaning before that I have often met" my protest.

"not often either. But for a long time Vira and the gang loved to go to see me" said Dian honestly.

Either I have to respect his honesty or stick with my ego. I'm sure I'm upset. If it had happened to me, he would have been furious. And lost my freedom of making friends. So far, every male name in a cell phone contact, he should know. Just last night to stay up late just to discuss the names stored in mobile phone contacts.

So, well, it's good that I can't be jealous. It's not fair donk yaa

"honey, let's get in the car. Where you going?" ask Dian while following my steps.

"wait ojek, in front" I said briefly.

"what the hell. Here's batalin. There is no ojek-ojek. It's good to drive a motorcycle taxi driver with you. Can't" Dian tried to take HP in my hand.

Hadewh... Sane is not the husband, his name is ojek. Yakali must keep a distance.

"uncle guard, pleasegg. Someone's bothering me" Good luck is siding with me. It just so happened that a security guard was walking towards us.

With sprightly, the security guard ran and held Dian's hand.

"you want to learn what a thug on campus is" snapped the security guard.

I ran to the nearest gate. I don't know where to run. Because ordering an ojek is just my excuse.

"sir, this is the new security guard. How could not know me.

I have graduated sir, former BEM class chairman***, try to find out.

And that was it, my wife. He was crashing again because he met a student who was fanning out with me.

Where is my wife now?? you have to take responsibility. Help me find him"

"lha.iya. I am a new security guard.

So that's it, I'm sorry. Let me help you find the neng"

From behind the window I peeked at the two people in the midst of the confusion shouting my name. It feels funny, it wants to laugh, but it seems disrespectful. Grooming husband also a security guard. Are you not my attitude?

Just be careful if after this Dian is still so cool in front of girls and spread the charm, I make sure I run away from the apartment. Go home to mom.

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