Linger

Other Debates

"Gue won!" karel shouted in excitement as he managed to get in front of Kalea first rather than Gavin.

While the clueless Kalea could only stare at Karel and Gavin in turn. Currently, he is sitting relaxed in the middle room while eating the watermelon fruit that Mama provides. And suddenly the two adult men ran over to him.

"No! I don't want to lose to you!" elak Gavin, who still did not accept, was defeated by Karel.

"Yeu, can't do that! So men must be able to accept defeat!" oceh Karel while taking a sitting position to the right of Kalea. Then, casually he plucked the pieces of watermelon from the plate and devoured them.

Gavin exhaled a rough breath before sitting down on the left side of Kalea. Just like Karel, he also took part in picking watermelon from the plate that Kalea held and devoured it with sewot.

Kalea who was in the middle of the two men who were arguing somehow about what suddenly let out a long sigh. Just a day, at least a day, could he see Gavin and Karel getting along without having to go through the drama he is today?

"What bets are you betting on?" a sudden search of Kalea made Gavin and Karel who were in unison to pluck the watermelon from the plate stop their movement.

The two turned their heads towards Kalea, while Kalea started to turn to the right and to the left to check their expressions one by one.

"Java." Demand Kalea when the two men do not speak.

"He started." Gavin said as he pointed at Karel using his chin.

"Rul?" urge Kalea while looking at Karel seriously.

"Well, I'm just talking, who told him to ladenin." Said Karel lightly so as to make Gavin upset.

"But, right, I wouldn't be fishing if you didn't start!"

"Yes, it's your own fault! Why so easy to catch?!"

"You are, yes! Why do you always come back because of me?!"

"So, you are too serious so people, can not be invited to joke! Shit!"

"I wouldn't do this if you didn't start!"

O Lord... When will these two men be mature according to their age? Kalea closed her eyes for a moment as Gavin and Karel's debate heated up.

Then, as she felt her ears parched as neither Gavin nor Karel would budge at all, Kalea took a deep breath before letting out a blaring cry.

"Shut up!"

Gavin and Karel pursed their lips together. The two exchanged lyrics for a while before simultaneously turning their eyes towards Kalea whose now red face was holding back anger. The woman's shoulders went up and down and her breathing was a bit dull.

"Don't like fighting!" his nag. Not only did Kalea move her hands together to pull Gavin and Karel's ears together, causing the two men to scream in pain.

"Kal, geez, Kal!" Gavin tried to remove the Kalea jewels by patting his wife's hand gently.

"Sick, woy! Leasin!" karel shouted while trying to distance himself. But it certainly makes his ears hurt more, because the more his head is away, the tighter also Kalea jewels.

"You guys are like boys! A little fight, a little bet! I'm tired of squirming!" oceh Kalea with overflowing emotions. "Can't you, anyway, you guys get along? No need to make a fuss!"

No one answered. More accurately, no one dared to. So all they could do was remain silent while still trying to escape from the Kalea jewels.

Satisfied with the two men, Kalea let go of her jewelry simultaneously. A sigh of relief escaped from Gavin and Karel's lips in unison.

But the problem will not be solved just to get there. Because if Kalea had stopped physically abusing them, it meant that they had to prepare their ears to hear the incessant ravings.

And sure enough, not until they finished relieving the pain in the ears due to the Kalea jewels, the woman had re-opened her mouth and rambled at length.

Gavin and Karel had no choice but to listen. While secretly interlocking lyrics as if to code that from now on, they actually have to make up.

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"Kalea told me to reflect, let's not fuss about the work." Sahut Kalea who had been standing in the back door to ensure that the two people would not get back into an argument.

Papa can only chuckle while shaking his head. Inwardly, there was just this behavior of his daughter. Even more surprising because Gavin and Karel never seemed to look for because.

"Keep, you want to wait for them here to finish?" ask Papa again.

Kalea just nodded her head. His gaze was still fixed straight towards Gavin and Karel who seemed to be talking to each other. I don't know what they're talking about.

"Yes, Papa wants to go back. Don't wait, the colder the night the air."

"Yes." Yeah."

Then the real Papa passed. Stay Kalea herself who somehow still feel at home standing in the doorway. In fact, he could have taken a sitting position in a chair.

Meanwhile, from Gavin and Karel's side, instead of pondering as Kalea told them to, the two people instead engaged in an absurd conversation that if Kalea heard, the woman would definitely laugh out loud.

Of course this absurd conversation was started by a Karel, although in reality, Gavin also responded to the conversation with thoughts that were no less absurd.

"Oh, yeah, but there's only one ass." Karel was determined to stand. Yes, from earlier what they were talking about was the topic of debate about how many human buttocks.

"There's two." Gavin did not lose.

"One."

"Two."

"One, Gavin."

"Why can one?"

"Because there's no such thing as a right butt with a left butt."

Gavin was silent for a moment. Trying to understand the meaning of the words Karel. But he's not done analyzing, Karel's back on his feet.

"Emang you ever see a man born with only one butt? No, right?" Karel is still trying to influence Gavin to agree with his opinion that there is only one butt. "There are people who are born with only one hand, one leg, one eye, even one kidney. No one is born with one butt. Wh why? Yeah, because asses have only one."

"Yes, anyway." Gavin is starting to get affected.

Karel flicked his finger while smiling happily. Feeling proud for a little more, he would succeed in getting Gavin to agree on his terror.

"But, still, that ass is two. Because they're separate, Karel. There's a separation between the two." Gavin's chirps suddenly made Karel exhale loudly.

"One."

"Two, Karel."

"One. Point."

"I'm still sure there are two."

"Gue's sure there's only one!"

Ha... what can Kaela expect from two adult men who even debate about how many human buttocks?

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