I'm Not a Wild Grass

Preached Mama (POV Laila)

"Why are you here?! How do I know my house?!"

I was quite surprised by the arrival of the conch to my house quite early in the morning. I was also stunned when I saw her appearance now.

The conch looks very handsome like opa opa in a Korean drama on television. He was wearing a casual shirt in the form of an army shirt that wrapped his body quite tight. So I can see her posture that looks quite athletic.

Glug.

'Nature. What dream was last night? Early in the morning, the dawn attack. That's a real chest body goals like her? So I want to see if the shirt is opened. How'd it look,,?' I'm imagining it too far.

As soon as I realized my dream, I immediately rebuked myself. It was my fault that I was happy to see athletic bodies. For me, the good looks of someone I value is insignificant compared to him who has an athletic body.

Borrowing the term Nunik, Manbra was also if his athletic body must look kece in my eyes compared to Stefan who is beautiful but czech unkempt. Hihahi.

"Lha she's dumb! La! Laila!"

"Yes? Huh uh? Why?"

I realized that I was back in the fantasy world. I looked again at the appearance of the conch. In addition to the army t-shirt he wore, the conch also wears sports pants and sneakers.

"You're out of sports, huh?" I'm guessing.

"Yes. Just kept dropping by here."

I sat down in the other chair next to the conch.

"Have you taken a shower yet?" I pretend to close my nose.

"Udah then! Fragrance gini time yes not shower!" The conch said fiercely.

"ah! There are people who do not shower, but play perfume spray here and there. So I thought I took a shower! Don't you do that too!"

I smile. I felt happy with my new habit, mocking each other with the Conch. But my smile didn't last long. When I heard the conch's taunts following him.

"That's the hell Lo time! Look at your appearance in the glass. Greasy face coils, hair-scarred like a lion mother, and..."

I caught the view of the Conch looking down at my body. And I'm going to follow that direction.

'Oh my! I forgot to change my clothes! It was in a hurry!' my mind panicked when I realized I was still wearing my pajamas now. Pajamas with purple pastel shorts with minions.

It's been revealed that I haven't had a shower this morning.

Feeling embarrassed but trying to maintain prestige, I tried to act as if I did not understand the conch's insinuation earlier.

"What the hell? My face was scratched because I was wearing clothes in the morning. It is natural that my face and hair become curly gini. Rubbing clothes is enough to make you sultry to know!" I'm putting up a self-defense.

"Yes. And you haven't had a shower, have you?" Cecar the Conch is chasing.

'Damn it! Ni the Keong nyebelin really. What's the need to try, I've taken a shower what haven't?!'

"Indeed, if I haven't had a bath yet, you'd like to take a bath together like that, huh?!" I mumbled ceplas ceplos.

"Brake!"

I jumped in shock. It turned out that Mama was standing near me with a tray containing two glasses of yellow drinks. And apparently, Mama heard my words just now.

'Nature! Addresses got a lecture after this!' I complained without a sound.

"You go in there first. Rapihin used to be your appearance! Shame to meet a friend is still messy that way," Mama reprimanded me.

I'm keeping quiet. According to Mama.

"Yes, Ma!"

My eyes glanced sharply at the conch which now presented itself as a pious figure in front of Mama.

'Chih. Caper.' umpat me in my heart.

Without saying anything to the conch, I immediately went back inside the house.

About twenty minutes later, my bedroom door was knocked back by Mama.

"Laila! What are you doing anyway? That's Kiyano pity long wait. Spots out!"

Right now I'm wiping my still wet hair. I did shampoo, because it's been three days I haven't shampooed. Sultry..

"Yes, Ma. Bentar napa's. Mama why the hell? It's the same with Laila. Usually if Nunik plays, Mama does not panic gini. But why is Kiyano coming, Mama so often ngomelin Laila anyway?!" I complained of being spoiled while wrapping a towel around my still wet hair.

"Nunik used to play here, La. Meanwhile Kiyano just this once Mama saw. It's also a pity that he waited a long time. Honoring guests is also our duty as homeowners, La.."

'Tuh, right. Nothing yet, Mama has already started her lecture..'

I nodded in silence. I rarely argue with my mother. Because I'm most afraid that Mama's angry. For me every word is sacred. And my smile is a blessing to my life.

"Glorifying guests can also be done by looking neat and polite. Here are you wearing what dress try, La? Very short of your pants. Change it there again! Shame on Kiyano, La. He seems like a polite man. Don't be a tomboy gini dong, baby.." Mom continued to give advice.

I looked at the boxer shorts along the knee, as well as the loose T Shirt shirt I was wearing. I think my appearance is pretty polite. But yes it is. Come along said Mama.

With a pity of heart, I went back into my room to change clothes.

In the end I met the Conch with a new appearance. A pair of razor-eye jeans and a loose T Shirt shirt were my choices.

The conch looked silent at my new appearance. Slightly caught off guard with his overly intense gaze, I immediately reprimanded him.

"Obviously, you can see it. I've never seen one!" Oceh I'm not clear.

"Hm.. It looks so fresh. After the shower?"

"You can't know the answer by yourself? Why do I try to wrap a towel around my head?" My omel again.

"Gue was amazed to worry about Lo's fresh face, La. So don't think much about that towel on Lo's head."

"But! Wrestling! So, what are you doing here? How do I know my house?" Ask me not to talk anymore.

"Gue has a mouth, it can be used to ask. Your house is very close to the alley. So easy to find it," said the conch later.

Then, the conch pulled something out of his pants pocket. And it turns out it was my red wallet.

"My wallet!" I screamed in wonder.

"Yes. Last night I accidentally fell and missed in the car. I just saw it this morning when I was going to the gym. So, I thought, I'd stop by."

"Ooh. thanks, Kiy! I also didn't realize my wallet had fallen. Good thing it fell on your car! Then this wallet is still my fortune!" I said cheerfully as I opened my wallet.

"Check aja. I'm not taking your money!" Say the conch frontally.

I was embarrassed when I heard the conch's words. I spontaneously wanted to check my wallet. Whether I check it or not, in the end I check it too.

"It's still whole, isn't it Lo's money?" Cibir the Conch.

I was embarrassed.

"I'm sorry Kiy. I'm afraid that you're khilaf and you need money again. Keep on packing my wallet. This is money, but not so much.." I gave an excuse, as well as ridiculing the Conch as well.

"Indeed how much is the contents of Lo's wallet? There's only one red money, right?" The conch was very precise.

When I didn't rush to say it, the Conch went back to talking.

"Tell me the contents of my wallet.."

"Assalamu'alaikum!"

A greeting sounded from in front of the terrace. Spontaneously me and the conch turned.

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