I'm Not a Wild Grass

Erlan Crazy (POV Laila)

After Arline's wedding reception, I was again preoccupied by my routine at work. In the afternoon, Erlan would pick me up and make some preparations for our Sunday application.

Actually I've asked to simplify our application. So enough family and closest relatives are invited. But as soon as I saw the list of invitations that Mama Ilmaya showed me, I immediately felt speechless.

Because it turns out that Erlan's family relatives alone there are quite a lot. Up to eight hundred guests, approximately.

As a result, I want to not want to follow the advice of Mama Ilmaya to choose dresses, hand-drawn trinkets, and everything related to the application event as beautifully and as best as possible.

This afternoon, I'm going to the boutique for a suit fitting with Erlan.

For the past few days I've been resting my Merry at home. Because Erlan insisted on taking me to and from my current workplace.

"I'm sorry, honey, there was a motorcycle accident at the intersection. So it was a bit jammed earlier," said Erlan reasoned when he was late to come to pick me up.

"What did you say, Lan? I ride my own motorbike. So I don't have to wait for you long like this. Bete knows, wait for it!" My omel is long.

"Duiles.. Just waited twenty minutes aja manyunnya until se meter. Don't dong, Ay.. It will be sweet!" Erlan Temptation.

"What the hell ay, ay. You mean ayan?!" I'm mendumel.

It's not why I grumble for no reason. Because all day I faced some problems that really made my heart tear and again tired.

Again this afternoon I met a customer (customer) who sucks and likes to target angry.

"There's a problem in your workplace, Yang?" Terka Erlan was very precise.

"Yes! You know what, Lan? There were real Mothers who were very sweet! I have made a lot of products that are too much. Keep fit want payment, said my friend who became the cashier, the mother turned out to forget to bring a wallet. So he asked to wait because he wanted to go home first," confided me directly with a fiery.

"Keep, you wait, Yang?"

"I wasn't waiting either. Just his groceries are still piled up in the trolley, Lan. Waiting for up to three hours, the people are not nongol-nongol. Though he said it was only half an hour back to his house."

"Continue?"

"So yeah I was told to finish it with her groceries as my supervisor dong. Yes I am doing it. But two hours after that, his mother knew nongol and nanyain goods his groceries. Yes I said if the groceries are already loaded. Uh, he's pissed me off, try. Tell me I can't wait! Not very friendly!"

"Try me, Lan! Impatient and unfriendly what try me? I am obviously patient and humble gini. Basic indeed it's his angry mama like a bull!"

"Hush! Don't swear, La!" Tegur Erlan's.

"Iishk. I forgot. Because of that grumpy Mbak!"

"Istighfar Laa's.." Erlan reminded.

"Eh yes. Istighforu.."

"..."

"..."

"Yahaha!! Astaghfirullah Laila Darling, don't mention his Istighfar name!" Reprimand Erlan again while laughing.

"Geez! Athaghfirullah! It really is so!" I still mumbled while covering up the embarrassment of my two nguan just now.

"And you again, Lan! It makes me angry because it makes me wait a long time. That time was a sword, Lan!" My dumel continues.

"Look at me, there's also a saying that time is money, yang, yang" Erlan said.

"Sword! I have often heard from Nunik that it was a sword. So we have to be careful in using it. Do not be negligent and lulled in things that are not useful. That's what Nunik said too, Lan!"

"Money ah! Not a sword, Yang!" Erlan still stubbornly refuted.

"Yes, you are money. I am the sword. You are mah matre. I'm mah.."

"Kere.." continued Erlan.

"I'm so cool! The opinion that time is money is a class of capital that attach material value above all else. So you have capital, Lan!" I impute.

"Hush! How do you even play the accusation anyway? Can't you think of yourself as better than others? That's his name, Yang!" Tegur Erlan is back.

I paused for a moment while thinking about Erlan's statement just now.

"Hmm. That's right, too. Okay. I'm correcting it."

"Where's the apology?"

"Yes. Apologize!" Answer me while shouting.

"Aishh Laa. Don't use all yelling events. Your mouth is as good as"

"What's? You want to say my mouth why?!" I immediately glared at Erlan.

"Sem.purna! yep! Your mouth is perfect, baby!" Erlan exclaimed in a hurry.

"?!!"

I squinted both of my eyes at Erlan who looked a little nervous behind the wheel. After a while, I turned my eyes outside the car. More precise is me staring at the blue sky that stretches beautifully without the slightest cloud up there.

Shortly after, I heard Erlan continue with his words.

"And it would be even more perfect if you could sit quietly like a barbie doll, Yang. hahaha!" erlan said while chuckling in laughter.

"Erlane! Can I pinch you?" I threatened.

"Eitz! Don't play pinch-pinch dong, Yang.."

"?!!"

"Main ajar-senggolan aja. kayak her song Mother Elvie tuh.. pinch-pubit Ooyy.. cubit-pubitan.. senggol-senggolan.. ooyy.. senggol-senggolan.." seloroh Erlan who even fun to sing later.

I decided not to pay attention to the ridiculousness of my future husband. Worried that if I said it, I'd go crazy like him.

"Genit-genit. girl now. if nudged.. he said love. Come on baby! We sing together! Pinch-pinch. ooy.. pinch.."

Seeing Erlan's occasional flickering eyes at me, long ago made me unable to resist laughing.

It's ridiculous that my husband-to-be is.

"Hihihi. You're going crazy, Lan, kayak her. Get it, sana!" I'm teasing Erlan.

And, Erlan's following answer instantly left me shocked. Because Erlan suddenly just shouted the tune of her song "Stop Wishing" Sheila on 7 in the Reff section. But the lyrics he changed as he pleased.

"A.ku. crazy... Haaa.... For love..haaa..on Lailaa....Laila maaaatooaaa.huu.."

Just spontaneous. I immediately laughed out loud.

"Haha! Ahaha! Pardon, Lan! Forgive me! Shrimp ah! My stomach hurts!" I said in the middle of a difficult laugh to stop.

"Okay, darling. hahh. anyways tired of singing screaming."

"It's your own fault. Why act like crazy, "I'm back to slacking Erlan.

And again, Erlan shouted while singing the song earlier.

"A.kuu.. gila....."

"DEAN!!" My omel then while giggling amusedly.

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