I'm Not a Wild Grass

Arline Home Honeymoon (POV Laila)

Sunday afternoon Arline came home from the honeymoon. He brought with him many tribute gifts he had promised me.

Along with those gifts, Arline also brings many stories about her honeymoon trip. And I was also fiddling to ask about the light worm cave that he so wanted to see there.

"Aren't you the worm's fall over his cave, Line?" Ask me with a joke.

"Huh? What the hell, La?" Arline looked at me confused.

"Anyway, congratulations on being officially my sister-in-law. I'm really happy that you finally agreed to coblos the ball together!" Arline Imbuh.

"Coblos what the hell ball is, Line? Your language is weird" I refute.

"Yes you guys. Soon it will be official play coblos-coblosan. Hihihi.."

Realizing the direction of the conversation that began vul gar, I just threw Arline's face with an arm pillow that was on the sofa.

"Basic me sham!"

"Mahaahaha!" Arline laughed out loud.

"Know what's finished dicoblos. His language is now ngeress only!" I'm mocked.

"Chihui.. Don't feel that illfeel dong, La. Later if you already know it feels like you will also be addicted. Moreover, I know very well Erlan's character. He's secretly washed away!" Whisper Arline to my ears.

I don't know why I feel my face heating up when I hear Arline's real words.

'Based on this Arline house cat. Her language about mating is only!' I mumbled in my heart.

"What the hell are you two talking about? To the extent that the sound of your laughter was buzzing all the way to the top floor," Erlan suddenly appeared from the direction of the stairs.

"This is Kak. We are talking about mmmpphhh-!!!"

I just ambushed Arline and smothered her mouth with my hand.

So for some time, I was busy wrestling with Arline. While Erlan looked at us with a confused and amused look.

Erlan sat on the couch in the living room with us. And pour a cup of tea for himself.

After I guess Arline will no longer say things in front of Erlan, then I release my hand. But baby, it is the base of my prospective brother-in-law's mouth is a little bucket like it. Because Arline suddenly said,

"We're talking about your first night. I think you will be strong how long before bedwetting!" Suddenly Arline.

I was late in closing Arline's mouth because the woman had already moved away from me. Meanwhile, Erlan who was sipping her tea instead became choked and coughed for some time.

Compactly, Erlan and I immediately shouted at Arline.

"ARLIIILINE!!!" Poor me and Erlan together.

"Ecie.. cie. who is as good and soulful as yet uncluttered. until by the way can be compact anyway!" god Arline among the strands of his laughter.

Understanding Arline's initial sentence, I was again made to be careless so I felt that my face should have been flushed.

When I glanced at Erlan, it turned out that he also felt careless. Judging from his face that was clearly reddened to both ears.

I am thankful that my skin is brown. So my embarrassed face is not too visible.

"www! Aww! Aww!"

Suddenly I heard Arline's voice growl.

When I saw, it turned out that Mama Ilmaya had stood behind my future sister-in-law, and looked into the right ear of the princess.

"Mama?!" Arline's screams are still being held by the mother.

"What, Mama? The mama? From before marriage until you are married, you still have a problem. Wonder. Who the hell are you fucking?" Omel Mama was half joking and half serious.

"Yes look like Mama.kan Arline Mama's beautiful, smart and kind.." praise Arline, trying to lick the Mama.

I know the purpose said Arline is to make it apart from the tantrums of the Mama was directly pumping Mama.

"Don't believe the same thing Arline said, Ma. He needs to learn that lesson once in a while. Very cool talk vul gar-vul gar in front of me and Erlan who are not married. That's not true, Mah!" I'm pumping Mama.

"Yes, Line?!!" Mama returned to look at Arline's ears even tighter.

"Aw! Aww! Aww! But that's all Arline said for the good of both of them and Ma! And for Mama too so she can quickly get grandchildren!" Clearly Arline is again in his sick screams.

Then I felt a bad feeling when I heard Arline's last sentence just now. And it's true. Instantly, Mama Ilmaya's hand on her ear Arline was released.

With a sumringah face, Mama Ilmaya immediately whispered with her youngest daughter. A clear whisper was heard by everyone in the living room back then.

"So that was it.."

And I finally admitted defeat when facing the mother and child duo in front of me was cool to discuss Erlan's ability to perform coblos actions mencoblos later.

Moreover, Erlan whose face was already reddish by shame and also upset. With a reddish face, Erlan pulled my hand to get up on my feet, leaving the two other generations of women who were both ignorant.

"Come, Yang. I'll take you home!" Take Erlan while pulling my hand.

I followed Erlan's invitation in silence. I only took the time to give a brief greeting to my prospective in-laws and also my prospective in-laws.

"Maa, Line, Laila go home first! Assalamu'alaikum!" My greeting.

"Wa'alaikum hail warohmatullah! Yahh, Honey. Hurry up to go home. Don't want to take it first, La?" Mama Ilmaya.

"No, Ma. Poor dong later Mama at home waiting," I said before turning away.

When my steps and Erlan had already reached the door, I vaguely heard Arline's screams breaking out into the entire living room.

"Awas Brother! Directly drive home! Don't go to Shangrilla! Ahahahaha!"

Shangrilla is the name of a motel that is quite famous for serving overnight rentals for couples who want to combine love.

At once Erlan also cursed annoyed.

"Fuck that kid!"

Strangely enough, when I saw Erlan's upset face, I just wanted to laugh.

Until I finally couldn't help my laughter either.

"Damahihi!"

Erlan slowed down and looked at me.

"Why are you, Yang?" Erlan asked while looking at me confused.

"Ihihihihi. It's okay."

After my laughter subsided a little, and we were already in Erlan's car, I continued talking.

"His kayak has a cool brother too, Lan. Ramee go!"

Erlan then gave me an upset smile.

"But if his brother's like Arline, I assure you, Yang. You don't want a brother!" Dumel Erlan's.

"Yes? It's better than me not having a brother, right? I often feel lonely, Lan. Because I'm Mama's only child. Moreover, we only live alone. You should be thankful that you have a brother. You can have friends to exchange jokes, or share stories. Because the family won't open the disgrace of its own brother, will it?"

Just finished talking, I immediately remembered the figure of Papa. In fact, it is a family figure that actually even hurt the heart of his own family.

Immediately I was immediately sad.

Seeing me speechless, like Erlan misrepresented and thought I was sad because I was born as an only child. He finally tried to comfort me.

"Silence La. Don't be sad, dong. I promise, we'll make as many kids as you want! So later our house will not be quiet from the laughter of children!" Erlan's Promise.

Hearing Erlan's promise, I immediately glared in horror at her. Spontaneously, I pinched the upper arm of the man.

"Aww!!" Jerit Erlan's.

"Basic Lan-lan! Who wants to have more children?! Two enough!" I'm muscular.

"Huh?! Don't be, Yang. That's a little mah. A minimum of six?" Please Erlan while turning on the car engine.

"You're crazy! Six kids mostly know! What do you consider me?! Factory kids?!" I nagged.

"..."

"..."

"Well, you can.." added Erlan while chuckling softly.

"WHIMPERING!!!" And I immediately shouted the name of my husband-to-be who was really ridiculous.

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