MY HEART DOCTOR
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A very tiring day, Mimi and her friends laid down their tired bodies by taking a walk to the town square after returning from the campus.
They enjoy the atmosphere of the city in this square by eating snacks sold in this square.
They invite Mimi not without reason, they want to comfort Mimi, what else they hear themselves when the night Mimk nightmares even they also know after that Mimi does not go back to sleep.
Selfia, Muthia and Irma tell all that to their best friend who is a boy, they also make plans to take Mimi on vacation this weekend which coincides with the red date on Saturday.
They all know that Mimi's best friend is not okay lately. Only they can't force Mimi to tell a story just to lighten the burden she feels.
They just assume that Mimk's burden is a financial problem what else Mimi here is far from parents.
"Eh guys this Saturday for the red date, don't you want to take our vacation that way!!" said Selfia opening her voice by winking her eyes at the guys.
"Ah red date period?" ask Riko.
"Ckk Abang Riko, please see the calendar on the phone this Saturday red date" said Selfia.
"Ah yes, emmm gini holiday where is it good?" muthia.
"Enak to the beach, want to see the sunset." said Irma while imagining the atmosphere of the beach in the afternoon.
"How's mimi?" ask Saridi.
Mimi just looked on without responding, all the friends again let out their breath.
"Come on Mi, come along." take Selfia.
"Yes Mi, we go for a walk together." said Irma.
"Yes Mi, whatever Mimi wants later AA Dimas deh deh." said Dimas by seducing Mimi.
"Ueekk AA" said the three girls with vomiting hearing Dimas call himself AA.
"Surik aja Lo threesome." said Dimas.
"Emm maybe beb Mimk will come later, so Mimi is hesitant to menjawab" said Riko with his opinion.
"Yes, yes, usually beb always comes if the red date is like that, what else this coincides Saturday" said Muthia with the mangosteen.
Mimi just let her breath hear the babbling of her friends. In her heart Mimi also hopes so because she misses her lover so much.
In the eyes of his best friend they see Mimi from outside Mimi is fine but they know that Mimi is not good from the look of Mimi's eyes that always look sad even though Mimi often gives her smile to them.
"Who came, did Mi?" muthia asked, Mimi just kept silent not knowing what to answer.
"When we want to Mi, once we walk because on vacation" said Selfia.
The three guys are still staring at Mimi waiting for Mimi's answer and so are her three best friends.
"Mimi doesn't know if she's coming or not" Mimi replied.
"Later, Mimi asked her first yes to make sure" said Mimi, Mimi felt bad about rejecting her friends but she also hesitated to answer now.
"Ease can ya Mi" said Dimas with a sweet smile.
"Yes, hopefully " replied Mimi with a smile.
"Yok home, it's late." take Mimi to her best friend.
"Emm, yes let's go home" said Selfia.
"Mi, we're staying at Mimi's room again, okay?" Muthia.
"Yes Muth, I can." replied Mimi and they went back to Mimi's boarding house.
After escorting Mimi and her three girlfriends, Saridi and the others also return to their boarding house.
Along the way Dimas and others feel unsettled to see Mimk who is not as usual.
Dimas went home to his house, because Dimas' house was in the city of Semarang, while Saridi and the others returned to boarding.
In his room Dimas looked at the photo of Mimi on his phone, Dimas stroked the photo with a smile. Even Dimas also keeps a photo of Mimi at High School which was listed in Widya's pen pal book.
"What's wrong with you Mi?" mummified Dimas on Mimi's photo.
"Why do you belong to someone else" he said again by giving his rough breath.
"I hope you're happy with your lover Mi, huh this is how rabbb loves in silence." He muttered with his hair.
"I liked you the first time I saw you in this book, and the courage to write with you. But after a long time we sent each other letters I love you but it turns out you already have." Mumbled.
"I can only love you in silence." murmured Dimas again and he finally made his way to the bathroom for !refreshing body.
No different from Dimas, Saridi was so, even in her wallet there is a photo of Mimi in black and white wearing SMP clothes. Yes Saridi knew Mimi since the first grade of Junior High and they also often sent letters and even Sartdi had shot Mimk in his letters.
"Love my monkey." said Saridi, staring at Mimi's picture.
"It turns out our story first will be a story for our grandchildren later" he said again. Yes Saridi once shot Mimi and asked Mimi to date, Mimi who is innocent and does not know what is the name of dating even though Mimi always sees her best friend dating.
Saridi recalled that in her letter she wrote that Mimi was dating and although she never met hopefully it could be a story for their grandchildren later.
Saridi smiled to herself when she remembered it all, accidentally they were met at the same university but with a different status.
"Do you remember our story Mi?" Mumbled.
"My feelings are still the same, but I don't dare to reveal them again.hmmm fuhhhh." He muttered by taking his breath.
"I'll take care of you, even if I can't have your heart." Mumbled.
"You're still like Mi, every time I say you love you you always think of it as a joke" Saridi said.
"What's been up with you lately, and you look like you're getting a little messy" he said.
"I'm still like I used to be, you're my first love" she said again and then walked into the bathroom to !self-cleaning.
At the cost of Mimi there was a furore because Selfia released gas from the back of her body with a big voice.
"Bbbuuuuut" a loud voice rang out from the direction of Selfia making everyone surprised.
"What's that sound crazy?" said Irma.
"Crazy Lo Fi, flue gas recklessly, isss where the smell is again" Muthia said with !he flicked his hand and closed his nose.
"Ueeekkkk." said Irma and Muthia.
"You eat what Fi is, the big ampe b*m sounds" Mimi said, closing her nose.
"Yes Fi, usually yes if the big sound is not smelly
it's got you uekkkk smell.." said Irma..
"Heeheeye sorry guys, my stomach is heartburn." said Selfia with a cry by holding her stomach and again she released gas again ampe three times. "Buuuutt buttt butt."
"Gile is a boy, Lo mainin is kent*t" said Muthia and went straight out of the room and followed by Mimi and Irma
"If you want to be ol gihnsana Fi, do not throw poison here. Mi fastened her fan to quickly lose the aroma.'' Irma.
"Aduhhh Fi Fi is a girl because there are no kalemnya" said Muthia.
"Hehee sorry.peace." said Selfia by linking her two fingers.
"Religion." said Mimi, Irma and Muthia simultaneously.
"Heeheehee bye bye" he said, waving his hand.
"Crazy for kids, kent*t can be that big, plong times yes stomach" said Muthia after Selfia was not seen again.
"Ha-ha-ha is a big, uh smell again" said Irma.
"Yes, it's really a child" said Muthia.
"Oh yes Mi, how have you heard from Ayang beb?" muthia asked, Mimi just shook her head.
"It's not approved!" ask Irma.
"Hmmm huuuh, the no is not active from yesterday" said Mimi.
"Mi, are you all right?" ask Muthia.
"Yes Muth, we're all right" Mimi replied.
Selfia had joined them shortly.
"Have you finished Fi?" ask Irma
"Udah, mules my stomach." she replied.
"What did you eat?" ask Muthia.
"Emm eat sostel, meatball eggs, eggs cryspi emm keep what else yes earlier." ucaonya while remembering what she ate.
"The smell, most of your eggs mean." said Irma.
"The name is kent*t ya stink, I.." said Mimi.
"Well, Mimi said, if the fragrance is not kent*t but perfume." said Selfia.
"Yes but not Segede it's also kaleeee... Ampe was surprised we were horrified." said Muthia.
"Heeheehee yes she wants to come out yes where can be held say.'' Selfia replied.
"You know not.'' said Selfia.
"No." replied Mimk and his two best friends.
"Ckk, cepet very answer. dengerin used to napa?" selfia.
"Hmmm what??" mimi and the others.
"Your pump, I'm grateful I'm grateful." said Selfia.
"Heleeeh." again Mimi and her two best friends said the same thing simultaneously.
"Maha." Selfia laughed crisply and followed the others.
"Ehemmm, do you know what kent*t is?" ask Selfia.
"Yes know Fi." replied Irma.
"What?" ask Selfia.
"Then talking about kent*t is usually a bit embarrassing because of people. Though studies show kent*t is a cycle in the body that must be removed. Amazingly, with kent"t we can prevent the risk of bloating to cancer" replied Irma
"The Betul Ir. Fart, translated as fart, is one of the oldest words in English. So, why can we kent*t?
Kent*t is caused by trapped air from various sources. Some of that air enters when we swallow, chew or drink. This air seeps into the intestines and is carried by blood.
Kent*t gas consists of 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of kent*t contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur. Sulfur is what makes kent*t smell bad like kent*tmu Fi" Muthia explained.
"Not only that, kent*t that causes sound usually occurs due to rectal vibration. While the loudness can vary, depending on how much pressure the gas as well as the sphincter muscle. Well as Fia put out earlier ha-ha-ha." added Muthia.
"Si alan Lo Muth" said Selfia.
"Well, why does fart smell?" asked Selfia.
"That's because some foods such as beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause a bad smell when kent*t. Like you Fi who tadinsore eat egg-based food." said Irma.
"You don't know if you're kent*t on average 14 times a day with a duration of 10-15 seconds" Irma said again and they just shook their head.
"The average person produces about half a liter of fart every day. And although many women won't admit it, women are more often kent*t than men. Is it Fi?" irma said and asked Selfia.
"Remain it to me!" selfia.
"Because the big kent*t is only you hahhaa." said Muthia accompanied by laughter.
"Of course, if a person keeps kent*t continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they will produce a gas with energy equivalent to b*m atoms." Irma said.
"Wahnkalaungit is very easy material for b*m atoms hahaa" said Selfia with a joke.
"Not funny Fi" said Muthia.
"Hmm not funny!! jude." answered Selfia.
"Yes, the speed of the gas that comes out is only about 10-15 seconds. So even if disturbed, the smell of fart will quickly disappear." Irma explained.
"Betul Ir, rather than stint even dangerous, tell you the danger of holding kent*t." said Mimi and nodded by them.
"Kent*t is a natural part of our digestive system. So, avoid holding kent*t as much as possible. Holding back kent*t will only cause bloating problems, and other uncomfortable symptoms in the stomach.
In the worst cases, holding a fart can lead to hemorrhoids or intestinal disorders. So what Fia tadinada did is right only yes if you can't get bjyar b*m his hehee." said Mimi
"There are some cultures that love the smell of kent*t Lo?" selfia
"As in China, we can really get a job if our kent*t smells bad" said Selfia
"Eeeuuhhh." said Mimk and the others.
"According to them, this stench signifies that we are professionals.
"If in ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius passed a law stating kent*t was acceptable at the banquet." Selfia added.
"Yeuyyy.." If I just go to that country Fi, what else aro!a kent*t lu maauk category." said Irma jokingly.
"By your proposal Ir." replied Selfia jokingly.
"Yes but be careful also Fi, must be careful because kent*t flammable Lo?" mimi said with a mocking smile.
"Yes because Kent*t contains a certain amount of methane and hydrogen gas so it is flammable. Well so Lo must be wary of Fi. Hahahaha." continued Muthia.
"Eh make no mistake even then people can fart after death too?" selfia.
"This is proof that we can't escape through gas, even after a life is lost. Up to three hours after the body dies, gas will come out through both ends of the digestive tract, so do not be surprised if the corpse can also belch or make a kent*t sound. This phenomenon is caused due to muscle contraction." explains Selfia.
"Well, why are we talking about kent*t??" mimi.
"That's because Selfia took out a b*m her atom amoe blaring hahahaha" Muthia said.
"Hahahaha" they laughed together to forget the fatigue they felt.
tbc
