Kisuke Uruhara On DXD

Chapter 98

Early in the day, after coming to school, Issei dragged Kisuke along with Asia in a corner of a secluded passageway where there were only a few students passing by.

"Kisuke, why didn't you tell me?" Issei made a serious expression together with Asia as she whispered to him.

"Hmm? What are you talking about?" Kisuke immediately pretended not to know.

"You know what I'm talking about! We're friends, aren't we? You can trust me, you know." Issei raised his voice but still tried to whisper.

Kisuke looked at her and made a serious expression, "Right, we're friends. I should have told you a long time ago." He then patted Issei's right shoulder. Issei remained silent and waited for his confession.

"That day, I was the one who put that super-fine chili powder into the porn magazines of the three of you." Kisuke made a sad expression as he confessed.

"That's not what I'm talking about!... Wait for... That's you!? YOU'RE RIGHT!!! WE THREE ALMOST BECAME EunuchS THAT DAY!!!" Issei did not care anymore about the commotion he made and threw a punch towards Kisuke who was already grinning. Kisuke easily dodged it by sliding his body to the side slightly.

"Then don't let those things lie around so everyone can see them." Kisuke continued to dodge Issei's attacks.

From the side, Asia suddenly raised her voice, "Uhmm, what are you two talking about?"

The two stopped moving on the Asian question and Kisuke suddenly started explaining, "You see Asia-chan when a boy reaches a certain age, she will always want to entertain herself if she holds a porn magazine. And incidentally, it also belongs to Issei. the second favorite thing after b.o.o.b.s."

"Damn you! Stop talking!" Issei again attacked him with even greater force and Kisuke also dodged back, now making a disturbing laugh.

"What is a porno magazine," asked Asia as she tilted her head to the side.

The two, once again, stopped what they were doing and they stared at Asia in disbelief. After being stunned for a moment, Kisuke's grin grew wider.

Before Issei could react, Kisuke suddenly took out a porn magazine out of nowhere and threw it away, "Hurry, Asia-chan! It's a porno magazine! Get it before Issei does! He won't let you see his second favorite thing! in the world if he gets it first."

Issei finally reacted to his words, "Fuck, I will let you!!!" And ran towards the flying magazine p.o.r.n. As Kisuke threw him some strength, it flew across the passageway and only landed 70 meters from its original position.

It took Issei a while before he could secure the magazine p.o.r.n. In his mind, he celebrated, "I made it! I'm protecting Asia-chan's innocence!"

But after she turns around, expecting Asia to follow her to take a peek at this porn magazine, despair overwhelms her.

Kisuke could not be found anywhere and Asia did not really move from her position and now held the same p.o.r.n magazine in Issei's hands while reading it with a flushed face, "Awawa... W-how could it fit? That can't be. !"

Kisuke throws the first magazine to distract Issei and hands the second copy to Asia after she takes the bait. After doing all that, he ran away to escape.

"KISUKE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!" Issei's howls were heard throughout the building and they started to gather attention and most of them were curious about what Asia was reading because she had a very flushed face.

"Fuck you, Kisuke." Issei clenched his fists and glared at him.

"A friend of Issei's class, the class is about to begin. How about you sit down and review some notes to prepare for class?" Kisuke answered like that and ignored them altogether.

Issei sighed and returned to his own seat. He knew that Kisuke would not talk about the things he wanted to know. But he knew for a fact that he was a good friend. That's enough for him.

Issei looked around and saw three students who had fallen, namely Matsuda, Motohama and Aika. He understood the reason of Matsuda and Motohama's deflated mood but he was at a loss as to what could make these rowdy perverted glasses quiet.

Kisuke also noticed this but he only knew of Aika's condition and not the other two, "What happened to you two? Did the monster suck your soul?" He immediately asked the two perverts.

The two slowly turned their heads towards Kisuke and shouted loudly, "Kisuke! Why don't you go with us!?" "

"Huh? Go where?" Kisuke tilted his head in surprise.

" "For the mixer, Issei has prepared!" " The two continued to cry while swaying and grabbed onto Kisuke's uniform.

"Mixer?... Ah... who's with Mil-tan? Like I said, I was busy yesterday. What's going on?" Kisuke asked inwardly, 'I only have a bad feeling seeing Issei's smile so I didn't take that risk.'

" "That Issei bastard is trapping us into bodybuilders! And even worse, that big-bodied man loves cosplaying as a Magical Girl!!!" "The perverts vent all their grievances to Kisuke.

Kisuke sighed in relief, 'Luckily I missed it. I can't imagine that nightmare.' "Then, you just need to escape right?"

"That's what we planned. But it was all thwarted when their wave suddenly appeared behind us! That was our worst nightmare!" "

"Wave them!? Lucky me!" Kisuke wiped away the cold sweat formed on his forehead. No matter how powerful Kisuke was, he could not handle such a psychological attack.

" "Fortunate you!? Entertain us, you son of a bitch!" "

"Comforting you? I'm sure you'll get better if you beat him." Kisuke then started pointing his finger towards Issei who was secretly trying to escape from the room.

""Hmm?"" The perverts followed the direction Kisuke had pointed out and saw the main villain for their plight, ""Issei! So you're here! Die for us! Bastard!" " Motohama and Matsuda then chased him out of the classroom after Issei started to run away.

"What a rowdy~ group." Kisuke commented while chuckling.

"You have no right to say that... Ughhhh..." Aika, while diving at her desk, responded calmly. His entire body was sick from yesterday's incident and the demon cat did not allow him to skip class.