Kisuke Uruhara On DXD

Chapter 42

"Hmmm... Koneko-chan is? What's that for?" Kisuke asked the approaching student with a flat expression.

"I just heard you insulting me," Koneko explained herself to him.

"No, you're wrong, Koneko-chan. I'm not insulting you." Kisuke put on a serious look.

Koneko did not speak and simply urged her to continue.

"Your stature must be in demand and be a plus for your cuteness. As a businessman, I guarantee it." Kisuke gave her a light smile.

Koneko smilingly felt a little pleased by his words, but Kisuke's words further froze the smile on his face.

"But I sure as hell won't buy it." Kisuke gave a brighter smile.

Koneko's expression turned cold and the people around her broke out in cold sweat. He said nothing more and walked past. He grabbed the embedded ball and turned around to throw it again at Kisuke.

"Dead!" He had only used a large amount of strength but it was still enough to create strong winds.

Kisuke leaned sideways and jumped backwards to create a greater distance from the giant cat.

Koneko takes more stones from the ground and starts throwing endlessly at Kisuke, while Kisuke seems to have fun playing the 'Deadly Dodge Ball'.

"Hey, aren't you going to comment on this ridiculous sight?" Aika asks the three while looking at the unbelievable sight where a petite girl throws a bullet-like rock that cuts through the air while the target does all the annoying poses to dodge the deadly bullet.

"So, you don't know the saying in this neighborhood." Motohama fixed her glasses and looked at Aika.

"Proverb?" Aika's confused. 'What does this have to do with madness?' He thinks.

" 'Don't ever question the whereabouts of that freak.' "said the three at the same time.

"Kisuke is a strange creature since he was young and most of the villains in town probably felt his wand. And it looks like Koneko Toujo is also weird." Matsuda.

"What the fuck?" Aika, even more, is confused now, but Aika knows she won't get anything from the three idiots and just chooses to stop using her brain and watch the show unfold.

Issei thought differently, however, 'I can understand Koneko-chan has the ability to do all that, but what the hell is Kisuke? Buchou tells me that she is a human, but can humans really move like that?'

Koneko who saw Kisuke was just playing around while avoiding his stone became irritated and started thinking that she should pull out a tree and throw it at him.

Kisuke who saw the change in Koneko immediately shouted, "Wait, Koneko-chan, let me explain!"

Koneko stopped what she was doing and waited for Kisuke to explain.

"You want to eat fruit and there are two available in the store, oranges, and apples. You like oranges but you don't eat apples. It's obvious which one you're going to buy, isn't it? See my point here?" Kisuke spoke quickly.

The four at the side once again fell silent, but thinking again, he was right once again.

Even Koneko could not say anything against it, but she still approached the tree with the intention to uproot it and throw it at Kisuke for real.

Kisuke ran towards Koneko and shouted, "Stop! The tree did nothing wrong!" He reached to his side and grabbed his arm.

Koneko suddenly turned around and stabbed Kisuke in the stomach. He used the Touki (Fighting Spirit) of Senjutsu at full power. Kisuke knelt down as he felt the little fist buried in his stomach. She did not use any defensive position because she wanted to calm Koneko down even a little because she knew too much of a tease.

"Is my teasing really fun?" Koneko looked at Kisuke with cold eyes while she wriggled in pain and asked.

"Y-Yes, very," Kisuke replied honestly.

"Hm." Koneko simply snorted at him, "I want Japanese candy later."

"understand." Kisuke sat down and smiled at her.

"He managed to break through Kisuke's 'Iron Body', really another freak" Motohama commented.

'Is that all you want to say?' Aika thought and looked at those two 'strange' again and felt a little jealous of their interaction. When she reached that point in her thought process, she slapped herself, 'Wake up Aika! It was just Kisuke and the big pervert. You don't have to be jealous because of her. Stop being so wary of that little 'cabedon.'

Koneko sat beside Kisuke and took out a transparent plastic container with a colorful macaron inside. He opened the container and picked up one of the macarons and started eating without thinking about the other.

Kisuke grabbed his unfinished lunch box and continued eating it. The four people watching felt disbelief at how quickly the two changed their pace.

They approached the two and the three also began to eat the rest of their lunch.

Aika also sat down after Koneko offered some of her macarons, "Thank you."

They were all silent while finishing their meal, while the two 'strange' were having fun, the rest felt a bit awkward. Aika could not keep quiet and suddenly asked, "Are the two of you really living together?"

"Hmm? Yep. You don't believe me?" Kisuke finished his meal and drank his tea from his tumbler bottle before he replied.

"I believe in you. You're also known as the most honest person in school, it's just that you pick what you say and tend to cause misunderstandings in your words." Aika also finished her macaroni and answered Kisuke.

"Kisuke-senpai told me that she will take care of me forever." Koneko suddenly said.

Issei, Motohama, and Matsuda all took out their food and said, "Isn't that a proposal!?"

Aika was speechless and her thoughts suddenly came to a halt.

Kisuke also spewed out the tea he drank and looked at Koneko, "Did I say it like that?" Kisuke looked at the strange glint in his eyes and continued, "Eh."

Koneko raised haughtily complacently when she saw Kisuke retreat.

"Kisuke you beast! How's it feel!?" Issei yells at Kisuke. He and the two perverts could not accept injustice. Although Issei already had a good relationship with Asia Argento whom he had just saved, he was a greedy man.

"Eh? Feel what?" Kisuke looked at them in confusion.

"Don't pretend to be innocent! What we mean is a union between a man and a woman!" Motohama was very agitated.

Kisuke recalled his experience with Yoruichi and subconsciously said, "It feels amazing."

"YOU BASTARD!!!" The perverted trio howled to heaven.

Koneko only pouted a little and did not say anything. Aika didn't miss this little stunt, 'He's not her partner? Then who? Toujou-san obviously has some feelings for Kisuke, but somehow he's still close to her even knowing Kisuke might have a girlfriend?'

"WE THINK THAT YOUR STRIKE ZONE IS IN THE ADULT SECTION!!!" They keep screaming.

"Don't ask my taste. At least I have a minimum threshold." Kisuke retaliates in an attempt to defend his honor.

"Hoho's? And what's your minimum threshold?" Matsuda asked while crying tears of blood.

"Hm... Let's see." Kisuke suddenly stood up and looked at Aika. She walked towards the place where she was sitting and stopped beside her, "Aika-chan here has my minimum requirements." Kisuke rudely pointed at him.

Aika did not know what to feel, she should be angry but she was unable to find those emotions. Instead, she was feeling a little happy?

"How's it!? It was very clear that Aika Kiryuu did not say much in terms of the b.r.e.s.t department." Matsuda stated the obvious. The other two agreed.

'I'll hit this perverted trio later with a wooden board.' That was what Aika had in mind.

"Ck, tsk, tsk. Children, you still don't understand." Kisuke shook his head at the immaturity of the three.

"What?" The three are clearly confused.

"It's h.i.p.s! It's an incredible h.i.p.s!" Kisuke declared to the three.

"Isn't b.o.o.b.s?" ask Issei.

"That's why you're still a kid, you don't know the magic of hips! Aika-chan might be a bit simple on the chest. But his hips are the most exciting part of him!" Kisuke preached to the three making them dumbfounded.

Koneko looked at them like she was looking at an irresistible pile of trash.

Aika, on the other hand, flushed. He was too embarrassed to face Kisuke.

"Hmm? Whatisthis? You're actually ashamed of this? Don't you often talk about the size of our manhood?" Kisuke questioned her after he saw her condition.

Koneko looked at herself, then at Aika. He poured all his frustration into the macarons in his hands.

Aika realized Koneko's frustration and wanted to put on a haughty face like usual, but strangely she couldn't do it now.

The three also saw Aika's reaction and they thought, 'Damn Kisuke, another victim!?'

Aika doesn't mind talking about this, but she is too aware that Kisuke gave her a new experience as an innocent girl that she thought would never happen.

"Kisuke-senpai, please die, double!" Koneko growled at him.

Kisuke returned to his seat and wanting to change the subject, he asked Aika, "Ahem... Aika-chan, you said you wanted to ask me something, what's wrong?"

Aika awakens when Kisuke calls her. She still blushed in embarrassment but she chose not to think about what happened earlier for now, "Right, this morning, a rumor spread that you blackmailed President StuCo into having an affair ****."

"What!!?" He screamed again. There were too many bombs around Kisuke today that they couldn't hold him back, "Kisuke jerk! You have captured Koneko-chan and you still want to stick your fangs on our beautiful President StuCo!?"

"That's slander!" Kisuke yelled back, "I just blackmailed him to tease him!"

"That's no better! You're still blackmailing him! And you three! Why did you stop!?" The glasses girl said in disbelief.

"Well, it's Kisuke here we're talking about. We've seen him blackmail others before so we're used to it. And if it's not something sexy, then we're okay with that." Motohama.

"It's fucking pervert." Aika gritted her teeth at the attitude of the three.

"Senpai, what materials do you use?" Koneko joined the conversation.

"Oh... Are you curious?" Kisuke grinned at them and they all nodded like pecking chickens.

Kisuke put down his tumbler bottle and placed his hand under his uniform blazer. He took out a photo and showed it to them, "Here it is!"

"This!?... What'sthis?" They all looked confused when they saw the photo. Indeed, the photo had the President of StuCo in it, but everything was censored except for a shy face.

"I happened to and luckily saw our President in a remote corner of the school cosplaying as a magical girl," Kisuke explained still with a wide grin on his face.

"So, you use your 'Instant Camera Shooting. Your luck is incredible." comments Matsuda.

"That's really something?" Aika follows.

"Kisuke, why is it censored? Kaichou's embarrassed face was already quite pleasant, but couldn't you show her the truth?" Issei carefully looked at the picture and said.

"True, aren't we best friends? Show us everything." Motohama could not wait any further.

"You can get the original one at the price of course." Kisuke made a money sign with his right hand.

"W-why!?" The three are about to attack Kisuke.

"Just 10,000 Yen and-" Kisuke revealed the price and the pervert did not let him finish talking.

"We'll take it!!!" They all simultaneously spent 10,000 Yen and thrust it in front of Kisuke.

"-and Shitori-kaichou's personal vendetta.~~" Kisuke finished his sentence and the pervert froze.

They remember a super strict and shuddering President. His eyes could freeze the souls of any student and hold his personal grudges? No, thank you.

"Too expensive, I'll pass." Issei was the first to surrender.

"We still value our lives more than a picture." Matsuda and Motohama agree.

Aika and Koneko sneered at them and continued eating the remaining macarons.

"Do you have no other image that would not endanger our lives?" Issei still did not give up and asked.

"Hm... Now that you mention it, I have one." Kisuke thought for a moment and said.

"really!? Show us!!" The spirit returned.

"Wait..." Kisuke ransacked his blazer again to look for something, and he took another photo.

"Yeah!!!" It was Aika who first reacted.

The photo shows Aika hugging a calico cat with a happy expression that you never expected from her because of her usual attitude.

"Why do you have this!?" He grabbed Kisuke's collar and shook it while asking.

"Eh... Fortunately?" Kisuke doesn't really know what to say because this is another lucky encounter.

"Hey, do we need this?" The three began to discuss amongst themselves.

"Right, it's just Kiryuu. But that face is really rare." Motohama fixed his glasses and said to the other two.

"You both know that Kiryuu has some strange fans, maybe we can resell them for 10,000 Yen and above." Issei suddenly remembered something.

"Right, I personally know some of them and we can easily pay some money from them. This is also our chance to take revenge for all that humiliation." Motohama agrees and proposes.

"So, even if we can't sell it, it's okay to distribute it to everyone." Matsuda has this enlightened face.

"These bastards!" Aika heard it clearly because they did not try to hide it. He gritted his teeth and promised to repay her one way or another.

"Let's ask the price first. Since this is just Kiryuu, it shouldn't be too expensive, but we still have to make sure there's no bonding." Issei suggested to the two and they nodded in agreement. They all faced Kisuke who was still gripped by Aika and asked, "How much?"

Kisuke thought for a moment and a wicked grin appeared on his face, they could not tell the difference, only Koneko noticed, 'This person is useless anymore.' Koneko saw Kisuke looking at her and blinked his eyes, he just sighed and thought, 'I just need to help her?'

"Since this is a special occasion, this image is the only copy that can be purchased but I will give the others as a bonus for the purchase." Kisuke for the third time ransacked his blazer again and took another photo. It was a photo of Aika being chased by a mad dog while crying.

"What!?" Aika fell silent and started beating Kisuke but it had no effect whatsoever, "If you are there then you should have helped me, you crazy bastard!!!"

"Puhahaha" The three idiots started laughing out loud, "We should get this!! How many!?" One of them asked.

"60 Yen." Kisuke mentioned the price and everything stopped moving.

"Price print!!? My picture is that cheap!?" tanya Aika did not believe. He had already stopped beating Kisuke because his hand was already sore, 'This mass is too stiff.'

"Ahahaha, what are you talking about, Kiryuu? It was just the price of photo paper and ink! There is no price for your pictures!" Motohama laughed at his face.

"It's time for our revenge! We'll take it!" Matsuda issued a 100 Yen coin.

"I won't let you have it! 500 Yen!" Aika pulled her own money.

"What's? When did this become an auction?" Issei asked and looked at Kisuke.

"500 Yen from this dear customer, is there a higher offer?" Kisuke ignored him and said.

"Damn. But it's still cheap for our revenge. 1,000 yen!" Matsuda raised his hand.

'Damn, I only have 5,000 yen for me. Maybe they'll back off if I raise the price 5 times like those tips from the internet?' "I'll bid 5,000 Yen!" Aika raised her voice.

"5,000 yen from this Miss! Anything else?" Kisuke lifted the fan. He's having fun now, 'I have to do this more often.'

"My nails, 5,005 yen." Aika was surprised by this offer. He turned to the source of the offer and saw Motohama fixing the glasses with a smile. 'Shit, he saw me! He was strangely sharp at times like these. What to do now?'

"5,005 yen from this man. Any more offers for our stuff today?"

"Toujou-san, can you lend me some money?" Aika turned to her last choice. He knew the three idiots would not let him bid again, and Kisuke was the one who sold him so he could only ask Koneko for help.

"I didn't bring any money" Koneko replied. All he needed was good food, and he could get it from the club room or Kisuke's shop so there was no need to bring money.

Aika was devastated hearing her answer and saw the arrogant face of the three. He gritted his teeth as he wanted to punch him into oblivion. Ever since he met Kisuke, more and more thoughts of violence started to emerge from his mind. He could not win any mind games whenever Kisuke was around and his thought process slowly continued to the not so peaceful side.

"Can I pay you later?" Aika had not given up and turned to Kisuke.

"No.~~~~"

"Hahaha, surrender Aika Kiryuu! Tomorrow, your weird fans will fantasize about you using these photos." Matsuda pointed at Aika and stated.

Aika looked at the ground still thinking of a way out while biting her thumb.

"Go once~~~." Kisuke started the countdown

Koneko saw this and approached her side and whispered something into her ear. Aika looked surprised and contrary to what Koneko had suggested. 'Do I really have no choice?'

Koneko returned to her seat and watched the actions of the perverts with a flat expression.

"Go twice~~~~." Kisuke looked at Aika with a smirk.

'Damn, he had already expected this! I fell for his trap!' Aika finally realized.

The three began celebrating and imagining the expressions of the various students who would look at the photos.

"And s-" Kisuke was about to announce but Aika cut him off.

"Ahh jeez! I don't care anymore! I'll cosplay for you!" He yelled.

"Sold to Aika-chan here!" Therefore, the end of the 'Doki-Doki' auction'.

"WHAT!? What the fuck is Kisuke!?" Of course, the three protested.

"That's the purchase price. There's nothing I can do." Kisuke shook his head.

"Omong empty!"

Aika heaved a sigh of relief when she got her photos. Issei looked at this and commented, "You know that you may have gone deeper, right?"

Aika's face froze after hearing this.