Kisuke Uruhara On DXD

Chapter 54

Aika walked out of the balcony and stepped on the courtyard. He pulled out his phone and turned his home phone. After a few seconds of ringing, a woman's voice answered the phone, "Aika, it's late at night. Are you going home now? Want me to pick it up?"

"Uhh... Mama, I'm sorry it's sudden, but I'm gonna stay at my classmate's tonight." Aika nervously spoke on the phone.

Aika's mother fell silent for a moment then asked, "... Is this a boy's house?"

Aika wanted to lie here, but thought that there was no point if her lie was revealed, "... That's." And he immediately regretted it.

From across the phone, she heard her mother yell, "Papa~! Our desperate daughter has a boyfriend!"

"Wrong!!!" Aika blushed and shouted, but she remembered there was someone else inside, "He's not my girlfriend!" He controlled his voice, but it was still quite loud.

From the other side, he heard his father yelling in the background, "WHAT!? Sweetheart! Ask her boyfriend's address! I want to visit now! By the way, did you see my baseball bat? One of our high school days, the nail on it might rust, but it has to do a good job."

"Stop, my idiot father!" Aika could not help but scream anymore. This was the reason why he did not want anyone to listen to their conversation.

"That's right, Papa. You shouldn't be bothering your daughter right now. He's at his house right now and he's staying over." His mother agreed with him, but for different reasons.

"What are you saaaaay!!? Sweetheart! Ask her address now! In the meantime, I'm gonna get my katana and harpoon out of my gun chest." His father's voice became deeper as he started talking about his weapon. Aika knew that her father was going somewhere because she could be here a few footsteps running away.

"Mama! Stop Daddy! We just stayed over! And I'm not alone here! A underclassman, and the Chairman of OSIS! So it's not what you think!" Aika panicked now that she knew her father wasn't kidding. Although her father would not hurt anyone, it did not mean that she could not provide psychological trauma.

"... Both girls?" Mother asked. Aika had a bad feeling but still replied, "Yes."

"Fourthousand!? Shit, this guy's good. Are you sure you want to give her your virginity? I trust your judgment of others, but, don't you think it's too much for the first time?" His mother asked in a worried tone.

Aika wanted to bang her head against the ground but she, fortunately, managed to hold it in, "We won't be four!!!"

"So, you have him all to yourself? What a good girl!" Aika's mother cheered from the other side.

"I don't give anyone my chastity!" Aika shouted loudly People from inside might hear her scream but she did not care anymore. He could only tell them that his parents were toying with him and no one would know their true colors just from his words.

"Not to be ashamed, my dear. I experienced it too. By the way, do you want my advice? The reality and knowledge you get from your books can be very different. And you need protection, want me to send my pills? Hmmm, should go. Your father has chanted his war cry."

"NO! Thank you! And goodbye!" Aika lost her patience to end the call. But before he could do that, he heard his mother from across there, "Wait! Don't forget to introduce him to you-"

Aika looked up at the sky and sighed heavily. After calming himself down, he steeled himself and thought of the reason for the things he shouted before, 'What am I shouting again? The dangerous ones are 'foursome' and 'holiness'. Both are troublesome, but I can only say that my parents played me by staying at the boys house.'

But before he could explain himself, Kisuke's mother, Sakura asked him awkwardly, "If you insist on doing that, you can use the store. No one will bother you there. But you must take the pills your mother offered you. You're still young anyway."

"... What's?" Aika then thought of something, 'Are these people not Devils, Cat Girls, Talking Cats, and Human Witches.it is impossible?' A bad premonition followed Aika and she asked, "How soft can you hear."

Kisuke's grin became larger and almost confirmed Aika's mind, "Almost all inhabitants of the supernatural world have superhuman senses."

"Then?" Aika gulped still hoping she was wrong.

"Everyone here can at least hear mosquitoes flying from a distance of 10 meters. What do you think is harder? Phone speakers or mosquitoes flapping their tiny wings?"

Aika slowly covered her red face and suddenly knelt down, "UWAH!"

Kisuke still couldn't let go, "Now I know where your personality came from."

"YES!!"

"Cum, Aika-chan. Should I prepare tea? Looks like your parents are coming." Sakura asked Aika who fell.

"Please don't. They don't want to."

Kisuke did not feel enough and continued to say, "You shouldn't let your mother worry too much about your future to the point that she is so happy to think of you having a boyfriend. Reduce the perverted things. "

Aika stopped crying hearing his words and opened her face looking at Kisuke. This is the expression of someone who accepts despair and has a crazy glint in their eyes, "If I can't find a husband to marry, I will hold your leg and will never let go. You must take care of her. I am forever. Hehe."

"..." - ".Everyone looked towards him as well. Kisuke did not expect the cornered Aika to act like this so he hurriedly changed the subject, "Yosh, Shitori-Kaichou. Let's do this! This match will change our destiny."

"Ah... He's running away." Sakura commented.

"Senpai, you son of a bitch." Koneko followed.

"As usual, you can't deal with those who are too straight forward." Yoruichi nodded consciously.

"Prepare and take responsibility. You shouldn't have teased people too much in the first place." Sona has her own words.

But all of that was ignored by Kisuke and just calmly drank his tea, "Ahh...Life is a mystery." And start talking nonsense.