Kisuke Uruhara On DXD

Chapter 85

"Kisuke, do you have another set of tables and chairs?" Sakura came out of the kitchen while wearing an apron while carrying hot pipping food and placed it on the table.

Kisuke took out an additional table and chair from his inventory and placed it in the space between the dining room and the living room.

"You really have it... You just have everything in your pocket, don't you?" Sona was agape with all the random things within Kisuke's pocket dimension that he kept on taking out for various purposes these past few days.

Tsubaki gave up thinking about it and just turned to Sakura and followed her into the kitchen, "Please let me help." Tsubaki tied her hair into a ponytail.

"Thank you." Sakura smiled at him and continued to prepare dinner.

The first arrivals and Akeno were all stunned at how Tsubaki seemed to be so familiar with helping out.

Akeno called out to him and asked, "Tsubaki, have you always done this?"

Tsubaki turned around with a wry smile on her face, "Kaichou and I are always annoying and helping is the least I can do."

They looked towards Sona and turned in the opposite direction.

"Kaichou, don't let Fukaichou work too much." Kisuke grinned and commented.

"I'm trying to help you know!" Sona's head jerked towards Kisuke and defended herself.

"But you're too clumsy. Even Yoruichi's claws have more dexterity than yours." Kisuke's words were like sharp blades that pierced Sona's self-esteem.

Sona pouted with a slight red hue on her face and said nothing more.

The other guests were stunned again, 'They are this close!? That ever-sullen president could make such a face!?'

Akeno was more surprised because she knew him since he was young through his best friend and Akeno was quite sure that only her sister could take out such an expression from him, 'I wonder how Rias would react if she saw this. Even someone like Sona could open up to her with just a few days of interaction...'

After a moment of silence, Momo and Ruruko looked at each other and then faced Kisuke, "Urahara-san." "Nehara-senpai."

Kisuke knew what they were going to say and put on a flat expression while looking at them.

They became nervous at his gaze but they still continued on with a bow, "We are so sorry for what happened!"

Sona returned to her normal expression and also looked at them. He wanted to punish them but thought that they should apologize first and hear Kisuke's opinion on the matter. Although Saji, the originator of all this, will get at least 500 magic blows.

Although Kisuke did not release the same pressure before, Momo and Ruruko could feel his gaze pressing down on them. They might have simply thought too much about it but inevitably they were afraid of themselves and their backs were now soaked in cold sweat, but they did not wake up and just waited for him to speak.

Kisuke continued to stare at them for a few seconds before smiling broadly, "Wake~. I don't really mind it~. Even though the two of you easily came to a conclusion due to your poor observation skills, I still think that you guys The answer is very understandable. But I want to say something, if such a thing happens again, revenge should not be the first thing on your mind, but to revive the fallen."

The two of them looked at him and did not know how to respond to the sudden change in mood. He even gave them advice. Although it was annoying under any circumstances, they should have tried to help Saji first before facing it. The two heaved a sigh of relief and realized that Sona already had a smile on her face, 'Why does it feel like she's become such a good wife?' Such thoughts came to their minds, including Akeno, but they threw them away as quickly as it came.

"thank you. We'll remember it." Momo and Ruruko said simultaneously.

The two of them stepped back and Akeno stepped in with both her hands in front of her. She had a neutral expression and slightly bowed, "We also apologize for what Rias-buchou is trying to do. Please find it within you to forgive us."

Without thinking a bit, Kisuke immediately replied as he finished speaking, "OK." She then proceeded to call Aika and Koneko who had just arrived in the living room, "Yo, Koneko-chan, Aika-chan, you two look cute today."

Akeno felt unwell after the blatant abandonment and gritted her teeth slightly hiding it behind her forced smile.

Sona also furrowed her brows as she realized this, 'What will this annoying bastard do again?'

Koneko and Aika did not see Akeno's expression as her back was facing towards them. Koneko smiled when she heard him and Aika felt disbelief, "Why are you attacking today? Not that I hate him. Tell me more!"

Ruruko and Momo also noticed this but ignored it because they didn't want anything to do with it and just busied them toying with the wandering black cat by holding it and pressing on its soft paws.

Before things get out of hand due to awkwardness, Sakura and Tsubaki finish preparing everything on the table and Sakura calls out, "Everything, find a seat. Dinner is ready."

Sona was the first to answer by approaching Sakura, "Thank you for the problem, Sakura-san. But you shouldn't have prepared anything because we don't plan on staying for long."

"It's okay. And Kisuke's already bought it all, and I just need to cook it." Sakura smiled at him.

"Whatchu mean? Cooking is harder than shopping for ingredients?" Sona tilted her head in confusion as cooking for her was like formulating a magic that was very difficult when shopping just taking things off the shelf.

Sakura's smile grew wider and said to her, "Really? Why don't you just ask her."

Sona turned around and saw Kisuke put on a very serious expression, "Kaichou, if you want to feel the real war, go shopping for materials to sell with a group of housewives." Kisuke shuddered as he talked about his previous experience.

'Is this the same person who just scared us to death!? She's afraid of housewives!?' All the newcomers thought. Even Tsubaki and Sona had the same thought. But they really do not know the horrors of shopping at rush hour.

Aika, Koneko, and Yoruichi all saw how Kisuke fought with the housewife in the past and nodded wisely.