The System In My Head
Updated beginner challenge
[Congratulations! You have been judged to have the worst destiny with women]
For some reason, after Miyuki left, Ben remembered the sentence. That was the first thing the system told him. As she put on her clothes, she couldn't help but agree with that evaluation right now ...
A door opened and Fariq came out of the bathroom with a guilty expression. "I interrupted your meeting. I'm sorry, buddy..."
Tired, Ben glanced at him. "We're talking about this. Don't you see the rubber band on the doorknob? You should be in touch with ****!"
Fariq looked at his feet. "I was on the phone ordering pizza from Domino's. I was distracted and didn't notice..."
Fariq is a lover, so Ben can't stay mad at him for long. Instead, he pointed his guilt to the next guilty party.
Ben's eyes turned red. 'Pizza again...I curse you Domino's! You better hope I die! Otherwise, this grudge would not have ended! If I don't destroy you, I'll call you grandfather!'
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In fact, death wasn't enough for Ben. He decided to haunt them even after that. 'I hope your clients love their pizza with ghost-inspired tomato sauce!'
Ben plans to take Insidious to the marinara...
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He still remembers when the milfs from the fetish club gave him a fake Domino number before leaving. Because the customer is always right, Ben means that Dominoes are always wrong...
Putting aside his destined enemy for now, Ben sighed in frustration. 'Fariq just arrived tonight... He had so many chances to cliche the last second c*ckblock... I wish it had happened before, but it never happened. I almost forgot it was possible! If they were in my position, I imagine the whole world would forget... It's like.he chose the right time for maximum effect!'
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Fariq pulled something off his desk. "Benjamin, I have to leave the documents to a partner in a group project. If the pizza goes first, please get it for me. I already paid for it. Sorry about earlier..." He then left the apartment.
When the door slams shut, Ben refocuses on the most pressing issues. He opened the system screen.
00:57:05
00:57:04
00:57:03
When he sees less than an hour left, Ben starts sweating. 'Why does the timer still go on?' His face turned pale. 'Don't tell me...'
He opened his mission screen in fear.
[Welcome Beginners - Seduce a woman within a month or die]
[Gift: ???]
[Punishment: Eradication]
Ben started to gasp. "System..what is seducing? How does that not count?!?"
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Ben thought the system would ignore him again, but he answered him moments later.
[Evaluating the criteria for the completion of the Starter Welcome challenge.].
[Evaluated]
[****penetration with sexual organs is required for challenge resolution]
[Current challenge status evaluated as incomplete. The Beginner Welcome Challenge is still active]
Ben stopped breathing... Then the system continues.
[Solutions partially detected]
[Recalibrating the penalty challenge due to partial settlement]
'Oh, thank goodness...' Ben heaved a sigh of relief while holding his chest. He's full of hope. 'Please.remove the punishment of his eradication.there are others, just don't kill me...'
[Challibrated challenge punishment]
[Congratulations! The punishment for the eradication has been handed down]
Ben smiled from ear to ear. He wants to sing. He wants to laugh. She wants to cry!
It was like a sword being plucked from his neck!
[The present punishment is the expulsion of the soul's content]
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Ben was still frozen in a smile, but the sword was put back through his anus...
She wants to cry. She wants to cry. She wants to cry...
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Ben jumped out of his bed. "Congratulations ***! HOW IS F*CK BETTER?!?"
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System clarified.
[If the completion of the challenge remains at its current state, you will be left with a complete corpse]
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Ben's jaw is down. "Offering a complete corpse? WHEN HAS ANYONE EVER RECEIVED THAT?!?"
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He glanced at the clock of challenge.
00:54:45
Understanding the challenge is incomplete and it would be a waste of time arguing with the system, Ben grabs the phone and the key, and runs out the door to Miyuki's room.
*Tap***Tap***Tap*
"Miyuki?!?"
He screamed but no one answered ...
*Tap***Tap***Tap*
*Tap***Tap***Tap*
"MIYUKI?!"
Ben clenched his fists so hard that his nails stuck in his palms...
It seemed like he wasn't in his room, so he called his phone. Ben paced as the phone rang.
*The ring**the ring*
*The ring**the ring*
*The ring**the ring*
No. gabe...
He called her again...
*The ring**the ring*
Still no one...
She texted him ...
Again there is no...
00:52:09
That's when the truth started happening to Ben. 'Am I going to die?'
Grain of sweat piled up on his forehead as he realized his story might not have a happy ending like every novel he had ever read...
He walked back to his room as his mind raced at a speed of 100 miles per hour. 'What should I do?'
Gasping, he remembered something. 'Wait. I still have a lot of phone numbers. I have to send a message to everyone ... Maybe I'll be lucky ...
Arriving back in his dorm room, Ben sat on his bed in a hurry. He didn't have time for a booty call. It should be a text and his only hope is to get lucky by sending it to all the girl numbers on his phone.
He didn't have time to choose who would send him, but he was lucky Antonio recommended the application to him some time ago to mass text girls. Ben tried it before and made a sub-list of contacts of the girls whose phone numbers he got. That's what he's going to use now.
00:49:52
Ben looked at the countdown and gulped. Grain of sweat dripped down his eyes and mouth; his salty taste was always reminiscent of his terrible predicament.
With trembling hands, she wrote a text message .. and pressed send ... 'Well, now it should have been sent to all the girls. I just have to wait and hope for one bite...'
He did send it to all the women he wanted. However, there are unfortunate complications. Not too familiar with the app, and acting under tremendous psychological pressure, Ben also sent texts throughout his phone book...
This is the day when humanity records the most desperate plunder texts of all time...
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The exact words are, "I need**** now. wanna eat ass. You wake up?"
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When Ben wrote it, you could say he was not thinking clearly...
With the enormous weight of death hanging around his neck, he was more concerned with saving every second than being perfect. So he doesn't want to waste too much time with a lot of message ideas.
He read somewhere on the pick up blog that many slutty girls like to have their ass eaten ... Then, she thought that since the most likely to respond was a prostitute, it would be smarter to attract her clients ...
Ben did not know if the analysis of the trend of increased butt feeding was accurate, but he had nothing to lose and this was a very long blow from the start. So, he became a booty-monger who wanted to eat ass ...
Immediately, replies began to enter. As multiple text message warnings arrive at once, Ben's eyes sparkle, thinking he might have a chance ... Then he read it.
The first is from Beluga. "Benjamin, I guess you sent this to the wrong person ..."
An unpleasant feeling appeared in Ben's stomach.
Next from Antonio. "It's gonna be hard not from me dawg ..."
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'Oh my God, no ...' Ben formed a hypothesis about what happened here ...
His older brother, Lucas, responded next. "know you're gay* ot ..."
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The last one was from her 70-year-old grandmother. Ben gasps. 'Don't say I even texted gram-gram ...'
"Benjamin Romero, you're a disgrace..."
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"No! Gram-grams..."
With a pale face, Ben grimaced. 'He got better with tech stuff ...'
This is the worst time for Gram-gram to update his technical skills...
However, Ben had no time to appreciate the irony... Once he fully understood his mistake, he wanted to slap himself, but it was useless because it was not even his bad news. Worse news .. he doesn't receive any more text ...
Staring at his phone, Ben's heart skipped a beat...
He would not worry about it, because soon, his soulless corpse might not need a heart at all...
