The System In My Head

The System In My Head
Boner Justice



Ben grunts. 'It's too late, man. I don't know her name, but this woman will be my wife.'


He leans from Ben like he's part of a random piece of furniture. There were stars in his eyes as they traced chisel muscles and hulk facial features. He's moving towards her. Ben's? Who'sis that? The guy at the bar? There are a lot of men there. You need to be more specific...


Ben's heart fell almost as fast as his mistake...


He found misfortune for meeting the golden child of the sect who yearned for beauty ...


The man grabbed the blonde's hand and he didn't fight back. In fact, he grinned. Then he glanced at Ben and sneered, before pulling the blonde with him to sit on the sofa.


Ben stared at the man who was talking to his sexy ex-fiancee. He couldn't help but think about what he was missing. 'I've seen things you won't believe... We're in the bathroom, shooting weights on his shoulders. I saw his eyes glittering in the darkness as I placed them in the gate below him. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.'


...


Then Ben realized something. 'Isn't that ...'


'She's Lia's boyfriend!' It was the same big guy who threatened Ben at Domina, who was dating sexy promoter Lia. 'Doesn't she have a beautiful boyfriend? Why should he steal my woman too?!?'


Ben felt a burning fire in his chest. 'So he cheated on me with a random girl, which is none of my business, but he even stepped on my head to do it?!?' Ben gritted his teeth.


At this time, the man told the blonde to call his friends so they could join his friends. He didn't hesitate to do it.


A minute later, Antonio's mouth was open. She was confused, because out of nowhere, her girl left and was now talking to another man! He walked towards Ben. "What's been going on?!?"


Ben growling. "Hulk leave it there just kill us!


Antonio glared at those people. He was also angry, but when he saw the size of those people .. he could only sigh. "We have a steady alpha ... This is what it is. Let's open another set."


Ben shook his head. "No. I have to get some stupid justice..."


Antonio put his hand on Ben's shoulder. "Don't be stupid. Those guys ate steroids in cereal bowls... I'm upset too, but there will be more chicks in the future. Let it go."


Ben meets Antonio's eyes. In it, Antonio sees the anger of a burned village, a slaughtered family...


Ben squinted his eyes. "I can't let him go. She's the only one who's gonna let me pig her in the bathroom here..."


He began re-engineering a plan.


***


Lia's boyfriend was chatting with the blonde when he saw something from the corner of his eye. Ben walked by looking at his ass. "Are you trying to grab my ass, faggot?"


Ben slips. "No, I just saw that brand of jeans. I really like it and want to buy a pair."


The big man snorted and turned away from him.


Ben heaved a sigh of relief and walked back to the bar. He felt a black perfume bottle in his pocket, or rather lack one! It's gone!


[Bad Luck Perfume (Consumable, Rare) x1 - Spray this on one person to give them bad luck for 2 minutes]


He had no idea what was going to happen, but using it was his best option at the moment. If it doesn't work, then he must go to the backup plan and trick him into eating his own family...


"What's going on?" Antonio asked when Ben came back. He saw Ben walking towards the big man, said a few words, and left.


'I can't tell him that I have a system and use bad luck items from him...' Ben furrowed his brows for a moment thinking of something to say. "I farted at him."


...


Antonio gave a nod of appreciation. "Ninja cleaned them up, pretty good..."


Ben was proud. "They're done and cleaned."


While they were chatting, the man left his group to answer a phone call. He walked to the entrance of the venue where it was quieter and picked up the phone.


Ben glared at the man intensely. 'You avoided Perfume once but you couldn't escape the breath of father's dragon twice ... Still, this consumable was only effective for two minutes. So what's gonna happen now? Will someone spill a drink on him? Are the girls going to leave? Maybe he'll stumble and fall?'


*EXPLOSION!*


A small truck hit the wall! It crashed into the man and sent him flying across the bar! He looked like a crash test doll!


*Bumping!*


...


Music stops.


...


Collective breathing happens.


"IS HE DEAD?!?" Ben yelling.


...


He can't believe what happened. 'Oh my God, I called Truck-kun!'


...


Ben knew this could have a negative impact. 'I hope he reincarnated into a fantasy world with the ability Return by Death ... That way he can suffer .. along with others ...


Otherwise, everything can be bad! If he reincarnated as a cultivator, he could surpass and return for revenge!'


New heroes appear!