The System In My Head

Fake ID Club Rat

*slap!*

Ben slapped himself to calm himself down. "Hold yourself! It was just a nightmare!" He dreamed all of his Mystery Box opening up the trash for the next week, the 8 days were over, and he was crushed to death by a giant banana peel.

He was nervous that the next lottery would give him trash again, and it even haunted his dreams. He sighed. "There's nothing I can do. I just have to focus on collecting points. I'll get what I get. Even if it was trash, it didn't mean I would die. I already have two dating candidates."

Before going to bed, Ben sends an SMS to Miyuki and the pink-haired Katie to arrange a date with them. Miyuki says she's not available for a few days but Katie agrees to meet tomorrow.

As he recalled that, Ben's mood improved. He got out of bed and stretched his body. Feeling refreshed, Ben decides to open the Mystery Box.

A few minutes later, he squinted, staring at the plastic card in his hand.

[Fake ID Club Rat (Item, Good) x1]

Ben wasn't sure if he should laugh or cry. It was a good quality item, and a fake ID would come in handy for him, but his photo...

"Why is Danny DeVito?!?"

The photo was a selfie of Danny DeVito's grimacing head, and not in his youth. In fact, it seemed to be taken in the toilet yesterday during constipation.

"Do I have to use this? This guy is 75 years old!"

Ben wanted to throw it in the trash but stopped when he read the description.

[Fake ID Club Rat(Item, Fine) x1 - Guaranteed to be accepted as your ID under certain conditions]

When Ben asks for his system, he learns that it will only work in nightlife venues, and no one else can use it.

Ben had to double-check, then triple-check the ID against the text. "Will this work? There's a lot of trouble here..."

ID says he's 75, bald with gray hair at the temples, and 4 feet 10!

"I'm short, but I'm not 4 feet 10! You can't find anyone more similar?!?" This fucking system is mocking him...

Then when he saw the name ... he actually lost it! Said Benny BeVito!

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How's that gonna work? Will it ruffle the brains of anyone who checks it? Otherwise, who would accept that Ben is 75 years old?

He could only deduce it as a magical alchemy item. Merely, all alchemy had a price, and the price to use this was his pride...

Still, as long as it worked, Ben would swallow his pride. Her dignity did not stop her from becoming a virgin for 18 years. So what's so good? Ben would sell his dignity for a booty call!

Also, this fake ID really helped her. One thing that bothers Ben is that he has nothing to do at night. Approaching girls at night is ineffective because he will not go anywhere. So he has wasted precious time.

Many other students have access to the party. They have fake identity cards, fraternity promises, or make friends with the dormitory or apartment where they party. Ben doesn't have any of this. So he couldn't make good use of his night to pick up women. With this ID, it will change!

Ben saw time. He had been sleeping for two hours, it was now afternoon. There is still plenty of time to get ready and go somewhere to test this ID. The only problem is.. Where should he go?

Ben doesn't know anything about nightlife in New York. Even so, after some thought, he knew who was possible.

His cousin Antonio is 21 years old. He grew up in New York and would know more about it than Ben, so he called him.

When Antonio heard Ben got a fake identity card, he initially fell silent. It's hard to believe that his cousin got anything really useful. Since that was the case, Antonio says something to Ben that is even better than advice; Antonio offers to take him out that night!

Antonio felt that was what he had to do as a cousin and friend. He knows the right place to take Ben, and that's even near his dorm.

Ben's dormitory is just one block from one of Manhattan's famous nightlife neighborhoods. So there are a lot of places around it. Ben doesn't know where Antonio wants to take him, but he reasoned that his cousin's judgment isn't too bad.

They agree to meet an hour later in front of Ben's dorm, hang up the phone, and get ready.

Ben's eyes shone with excitement! He hasn't been to a party since he was 13, and it's Adam Shwartz's bar mitzvah...

The nightlife scene finally opened her slutty legs to her!

She looked into the bathroom mirror as she inspected her clothes, putting on her best smile. Ben practices expressions and various poses. 'I have to go through a few lines so I will be in shape when I come out.'

Looking at his shadow, he put on a confident grin. "Hey, what's your name? Oh, what an interesting name...Me? I'm Benny BeVi...FUUUUUU!"

that ID even ruffled his brain!