The System In My Head
Donkeys become ashes, cursed to dust
Sitting in a computer lab among all the other students, Ben reviews his venomous strategy.
As an online gamer, he understands toxicity. What is the best way to make the environment toxic? By filling it with the most potent poison there has ever been—words.
Like poison, words can serve as medicine or a deadly weapon.
Like a deadly infectious disease, words can move from one person to another over great distances.
Like a plague, words can go viral, sweeping entire civilizations to rubble, with only random wanderings of infected still spreading the virus by moaning "Esketite" or "YOLO..."
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Words are powerful weapons that can strike the mind in an instant, inflicting critical damage, but few are invulnerable.
The most terrifying thing was that anyone could cultivate in the dark art of evil words. In fact, Ben himself had long since joined the dark side, gaining great competence in forbidden techniques...
Sitting in a computer lab, Ben closes his eyes as he imagines the countless nights he spent as a child, dipping his tongue into a vat of 100 poisons: Hello, Minecraft, LoL, CoD, Fortnite, Dota 2. The list is endless...
'Eating shit ...'
'There's a dog in the control room...'
'This is not a soup kitchen so stop feeding them...'
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He had suffered all the poisons himself, so that he would know them like his own hands ...
Every day, he felt their burns, felt the smoke, smelled his charred flesh, got the skin graft on his face from the constant verbal blows ...
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Then, one day, the poison no longer stung him... He's got immunity. Moreover .... he developed his own poison gland ...
'You are stupid...'
It starts to weaken at first .. just give a tickle ...
'**** ****** *******' Then cross the line, to the cancellation region...
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After making sure he wouldn't poison himself...Ben found the perfect middle ground, the sweet spot. From there, he began to learn just like all great people have - with classics.
'Yours.mom's. A. susila tuna...'
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From there, he learned to improvise...
'Tunakusila's office got a proposal from your mother today, but it was rejected because she was too qualified...'
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Soon, young Ben demonstrates his extraordinary talent by writing his first symphony ...
'Your brother . Your aunt . Your grandmother was a former whore. And your mother did it for free!'
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Ben opens his eyes, returning from his original flashback, which he hopes can get a spin-off deal because a studio even paid for X-Men Origins: Wolverine...
He looked around the computer lab, refocusing himself in reality, as he met the eye of Charlotte who was sitting in the next chair. His expression showed worry and confusion. Ben's sudden entry into enlightenment frightened him. Seeing him close his eyes and fall asleep for a few minutes made him wonder if he should ask for help ...
Ben smiles. 'Sweet child .. he has never heard of the inner monologue MC ...'
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After reviving an old game...Ben knew he had the weapons he needed to win. Next was to review his attack plan.
Over the next few days, he would take early shots at other teams he suspected would jump onto the company bandwagon. A gun? The poisonous tongue...
Ben expects this to have a certain outcome: they develop a mental bias to move away from him and his segment as a result. After all, if they were to join the company, wouldn't he just berate them even more?
Dropping the deuce on Lawrence earlier was a good start ...
His group is among the few that Ben worries about. However, it's not enough. Looking around at some nearby targets, Ben knew he needed a much higher casualty count...
He would use the remaining class time to set a trap...
Ben plans to use one of the 69 classic strategies of web novels...
This is the 48th strategy: play the pig to eat the tiger.
It was a classic manoeuvre to trigger a random conflict, where the OP character would step into a place that looked like a farmer. Furthermore, one would underestimate him, after which he would give a slap, or even murder ...
A character can use this method to ensnare opponents into belittling them, or in the case of most web novels, to create a filler arc without motive...
As for Ben, the trap was simple. He opens a website to read manga in a room full of pretentious college students...
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Soon, Ben received his first customer... A woman from one of her target groups passed her computer, glanced at her screen and sneered. "Comics? Isn't that for the kids?"
Ben's ears twitched upon hearing this. 'I have a bite ...' The tip of his lips stretched upwards. 'Woman, my fire will bake you!'
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He turned his chair to face the woman who spoke. Then, he squinted at his chest, as if he was looking at a mosquito. "A-cup? Isn't that for the kids?"
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The few people who heard this gasped before the room once again erupted!
"This boy is spewing hot fire!"
"Weeeeeeeeee!"
Even Charlotte held her laughter with one hand! Although his instincts made him cover the cup with the others!
The woman's jaw dropped! He could not believe one attack cost so many of his HP bars!
Glancing at his flattened chest, it seemed like he never realized there was a target in front of him!
In her subconscious, she even cursed her ex-boyfriend for not buying implants!
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Seeing his acceptance among a slumping crowd of male students ... Ben shook his head helplessly. 'Nobody cares who I am until I make a reference to Jojo ...'
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Then, he decided to finish off the insulting woman with death ...
Ben pointed at him. "Look, never criticize my brain culture! The only culture you have is bacteria!"
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"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!"
"ANTIBIOTIC LINES THAT!"
"STOP. IT HURTS!"
The woman's face turned pale as she staggered backwards! He never expected his little dig at Ben would cause the cave to release the ancient poison dragon!
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But that's not the end. An overweight woman from Ben's other target group comes to the defense of her friend—who is now a charred female corpse...
Running towards Ben like a storied carriage, he hit several seats of people including Charlotte's seat without a care. "Hey you're a loser! How dare you talk to a woman like that?"
'Loser?' Staying in his chair, Ben just snorted and raised his hand forward. "Hey, the train accident. This isn't your station..."
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He then pointed to the snack machine that was visible from the entrance of the room. "Your fate is waiting ..."
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"OH MY GAWD! HE'S GOT AMY SCHUMERED!"
"SNAP CRACKLE POP!"
"SAVE. HER. SOUL!!"
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Seeing someone new jump into a hole to attract the attention of a dragon ..The original woman who insulted Ben ran away after biting her own leg ...
Now, the fat lady who interjected was standing there frozen. His mouth gaping, not knowing how to answer; suffering from the stun effects of Ben's dangerous breath...
He raised his hand as a gesture to ask why he had not left yet. "You're still here? There is no point in waiting with my mouth open like that because I have no food to give you ... You can go to your plate now ..." He pointed to the vending machine and gave her a convincing final nod. "It'll work, it'll work ..."
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The silence next took longer this time, but it was only the calm before the crowd!
"HOLY ***! HE OWNS CHARLOTTE'S NETWORK!"
"IT'S WILBUR Valderrama!"
"BERRIES. HER. THE TREATMENT!"
People are dying of laughter! Crying until tears come!
Like the first rough lady, this new one followed in her footsteps, staggered backwards until she leaned against the computer desk to end the knockback effect...
It's like deja vu! The burns were so hot, they caused a glitch in the Matrix!
Charlotte holds her mouth with both hands, but she feels responsible for mentioning her name with a reference that Ben used as a tinder for roasted pigs...
So she goes into her bag to dig up M&M, planning to give it to the woman who thinks she's really in diabetic shock to stumble!
However, Ben waved at him that it was unnecessary. Even though the overweight woman's body was there, her soul was already washed away ...
There is no point in throwing recovery items at the dead ...
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As for Ben, he felt justified in his actions. Even though he set a trap, it would only work on someone who was rotten from the start. The first girl insulted him for no reason, so why couldn't Ben return the favor?
Strategy 14 web novels: If someone gives you a cun (inch), you return the chi (feet), both good and bad. The world needs justice.
Here, Ben applies the tactic through his personal translation: if someone acts like that...
As for the second woman, she also attacked him, helping the first woman despite hearing him insult her. But so far, the biggest mistake is not heeding the warning signs. It is the most foolish thing to antagonize a dragon that spits poison that plucks its teeth with the bones of the first offender...
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As the two girls retreated to their group without daring to say anything more, Ben grinned as he saw their team glaring at him with a mixture of hostility and fear. 'A good teacher should be respected and scorned...'
Since the professor does not exist, leaving only Miyuki during the computer room session, she takes it upon herself to give lessons to the class ...
But it won't be the last. Demon professor Ben set up a long syllabus .. and Diablo 2 has many layers.
