The System In My Head
System Party
Waiting for a new guest to enter, Ben crossed his fingers to make them girls. Desperate for luck, after shifting uncomfortably, even the ball somehow crossed...
That's what he wanted, because the residence of his dorm room increased, but the only result of this farm is a fruit called a phallus.
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Ben is trying to stay positive. 'Well, not too bad ...' After all, there were only four men in his room.
30 Minutes later...
THERE ARE TEN F*CKING GUYS IN HIS ROOM!
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If before, the room was only banana boat...
Or Cheese ball hole...
Then now, he has been directly in isekai to the weiner world by f*ck-kun!
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Now, it's important to remember that Ben wasn't a mathematician...
Every day of the week, he dong mash more than John Nash...
Not yet! Even he knew it was a problem when the ratio of p to v approached infinity!
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At one point, a man even appears with a cake from Domino's, making Ben squint his eyes. 'So it's them ...'
The worst part of it all. This is not an ordinary person, but a person like me, with a system in his brain !
"Broheem, those earrings are his mounds!"
"People sick goldfish shoes! Are they alive?"
"I like your body language! We have to double chick tonight!"
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Ben's expression...
To be fair to the Gods of this world...Ben knew this was coming. He believed this was an inevitable step for him as the protagonist, to arrive at a place with ordinary experts like clouds ...
But why do these clouds rain down on the water of the descendants?
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Why did they damage the cumbrellas?
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Lack of wisdom to gain such enlightenment...Ben approached Beluga, patting her on the shoulder. "So, um..where are those girls?"
sytem.
"Silver before hoe ..."
"Friends before girls ..."
"Pore before the hole..."
"Chicken before *** ..."
"the mountain before the trough..."
Discussions happened... Then one of them coughed. "The girls will come later."
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As for Ben, well, he doesn't share their optimism ...
He looked at Beluga. "I don't think this is the kind of party that will improve my social status."
Antonio cut. "Because, just relax. We'll use your room as a base. It feels good to be able to kick it at any time, so some men will relax here, while others go around picking up the chicks and bringing them back . This is a dorm room, right? There should be chickens everywhere. Look at it like fishing."
Ben's not sure about that. Rather than a fisherman, he felt more like Tom Hanks in Survivor... Come to think of it, he's a fucking volleyball!
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He sighed. 'Anything. Let's see what happens. There will probably be some sort of group aura from so many SIHs together that will attract women.'
An hour later...
Ben could hear a noise from the end of the hallway; every few minutes, there were screams and slaps!
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There must be a group aura, but it is a death aura!
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All the members are running around like headless chickens, opening up every girl's spam in Ben's dorm!
Sitting on his bed, Ben's face was buried in his hands, as this was no ordinary party at all... It was closer to the light novel, where the demon gates were opened throughout the city! An ac.ockalypse!
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[Unique conditions detected]
[Special event begins]
[Special Event: The New York Chorizo Charge of 2021 - Double prize at current location for the next 2 hours]
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A normal person may be immersed in depression at the time, but Ben is different.he believes that he is a protagonist!
He jumped out of his bed and ran out like any other crazy member!
He is a shameless protagonist!
That makes sense though! After all, the reward is doubled! What is the concept of doubling? That is the difference between one woman and two!
Hello?!? That's enough!
As for self-esteem, Ben didn't need it! Whatisit? Can you eat it? Can you fuck? Nah! He tried!
Only the right points! The point is love! Points are life!
But it won't be that easy. Every girl who wanders around in a hall or public place has eaten at least one opener from the system and is guarding their guards. Some are even 50% full in their bar vomit. . .
They're like vampires with bonus nights, but Ben keeps a bet near his heart...
Computer rooms, lobbies, even laundry rooms! He checks everywhere! However, even when he found a girl, the opening did not stick.
Things are not going well. Ben is desperate and he's not the only one. Soon, she meets Antonio, who makes a dubious approach to a big girl with dirty and thick dreadlocks ...
Even so, Antonio still failed!
When he left, Ben walked towards him and looked at him as if looking at a legend. "Have you just tried to make love to Cthulhu?"
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He did, and he failed, but the other members did not score either.
"All these girls are male-hating players, hate players!"
"Don't stop! You only need one daughter! Never leave the watermelon!
"Whatever bro, they might leave us with smurf sacks.but these girls aren't in perfect condition either. They're gonna get a blue wall!"
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SATISFIED thinking to damage their own 800 nutacks and 1000 enemy walls...
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With time running out on his system show, Ben knows he needs to find something if he wants to capitalize on double points. That was when he remembered his secret weapon! His God Line Generator! The skill should have been refreshed by now!
There were not many good prospects left in the dormitory. So, when he met a slightly fat, but cute girl who was about 6 years old, he thought it was a decent opportunity. Although he is subpar usually, with active events, it is all about keeping the ball open.
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Planning to get close to him, Ben uses his skills.
[God Line Generator Activated]
[Using waste: 0]
[Time to refresh: 23:59:57]
Now, he only needed to choose the right path to open it.
[A: Hey, I'm having a get-together. Do you want to stop by?]
Ben nodded. 'This one seems to make sense ...'
[B: I drink alcohol]
'...Who just walked up to a stranger and said that?' One of the members did bring alcohol and left it in his dorm room but Ben shook his head.
[C: You don't sweat much for a fat chick]
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He's patient. Before judging the line, he took a closer look at her ...
'That's true...'
Even so, he didn't think it would help him. 'I doubt he's looking physical .. I better keep it simple.'
Option A seems to make the most sense to Ben so he approaches the girl and gives it a try. "Hey, I have a get-together here. You wanna stop by?"
When he heard it, the girl raised her chin, looked down at him, and snorted. "I think I have time for that..." Then, as she turned around and began to step into the distance, she raised her hand, as if an empress was paying respects to her people. "I'm leaving!"
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"What the fuck?" Ben felt his reaction was strange, but he didn't have time to think about it. He looked at the system screen in mid-air as he clarified that he had picked wrong; option A disappeared. The correct answer ...
[B: I drink alcohol]
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Ben looked away. He forgot that college students are synonymous with alcoholics...
