The System In My Head
High Level Mystery Box 3 days to live.
"Yahllll~ points start coming and don't stop come~
Been fed a whore and I fell to the ground cummin'~
It makes no sense not to live for pum~
Your cock jerks but your head is numb~"
This is a reimagining of Ben from "All Star" by Smash Mouth. It was his victory song that he created in his sleep, an ode to the excitement of getting crazy and collecting achievements ...
Fariq is not home right now so Ben is alone in his room, sitting on his bed and reading yesterday's results.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Hide and Skeet (rarely) - Use environmental protection to prepare seduction opportunities]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
"All hours on X-COM pay off ..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Post-Apocalyptic Currency (repeatable, uncommon) - Get handwork from a new woman to completion]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
"It's better than eating each other ..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Domestically Challenged Hobos.exual(good) - Achieve repeated achievements for actions**** in public]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
"Home is where c*ck is..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Exploring the Great Outwhores(good) - Achieve repeated achievements for actions*** outdoors]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
"Technically, it's a mother-daughter handjob if you include mother nature ..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Head Cuckmaster Netori(repeatable, good) - Achieve repeated achievements for actions*****with new women in ongoing relationships]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
"It's nice to know that it can be repeated... Reading it like this, I feel bad. After all, the poor man was in the hospital. I'll send him a healed green hat. /s"
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Brokeass Dungeon Slayer(repeatable, fine) - Achieve recurring achievements on new dungeon characters with at least mini-boss status]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
'What is the importance of my wealth? To become an Adventurer, all you need is a plan in your brain and courage in your heart...' Ben already considers himself to have a secondary nervous system: his penis (brain 2) and testicles (livers 2 and 3).
Although the system did not give him a dungeon event yesterday, it still classified Lia as a mini boss because she was promoting there.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Free Cement Samples (rarely) - Ask a woman to sample ******.*You.by choice]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
"Free samples here! Cum..get your free sample!"
[Congratulations! You've opened Achievement: Bird Style Aberdeen Snowball (well) - Have a woman sample your free semen, then kiss an unknown third party]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
Ben's imagination sometimes gets the best out of him...
Other than for achievements, he even got a natural bump stat last night.
[Toy skill: 4 - If you can be reincarnated to high school, you might be able to prevent your girlfriend Marie from having an affair with Hector Lombardo]
"Marie did?!?That whore!"
It took Ben a few seconds to digest this unexpected news. It was like being pricked by a bean through the fabric of space-time...
Later, she realizes that she became upset over the affair of a 13-year-old child ...
After slapping his face a few times, he continued his life. 'I'll show you both...' He mostly continued....
There are other notifications besides the usual achievements and stat points.
[Challenge conditions met]
[Challenge begins]
[Special Challenge: Booty-Thief steals a woman from another man, ending their relationship. Target: Lia]
[Reward: Medium Level Stat Growth Multiplier (Consumption, Rare, Random) x1]
[Punishment: There is no]
'So last night wasn't enough to steal it. I don't seem to have a choice, because the prize is too tempting. It's just business, not personal.ok, it's personal... Spoiled thief!'
Finished browsing through the old system notifications, Ben saw his point total in the system. "Well, a lot of it..."
5350 points! With all the achievements he obtained last night, he was rich again! "I wonder if the store has anything new ..."
It surprised him earlier when the store did not add anything new at 4800 points. Now at a good 5000, he hopes that will change. He opened the shop to look around.and received a pleasant surprise! There's a new item!
[High Level Mystery Box: 5000 points - Contains random items ranging from unusual to legendary]
"Legendary!" Ben jumped out of bed! He had only seen one epic consumable so far and it had turned him from an average shmo into a Bendingo!
What would a legendary item do? He can't imagine it! But he was confident it would make it easier to complete his death mission in a few days. This high-level box looks really good!
First, getting rid of common useless items is a big help. Unusual is much better. Most of the rare items he received were useful in various ways, and it was only the worst level loot. Second, Ben believed that the increase from 1000 to 5000 hinted at how valuable the legendary item was. The system was cold-hearted and cruel, but so far, it was fair. He believes a 5x point increase would mean an average 5x improvement in quality.
However, after his initial excitement, Ben calmed down. Now, instead of smiling, his face became firm, as he was having a conflict. He has a very difficult choice now.
Choose one high-level box with possible legendary items?
Or five mid-level boxes?
As for low levels, they seemed to drop many stat growth multipliers, which were useless in the short term, so they came out.
If he chose a high, and received an unusual or even good item, it would be a tremendous loss...
If he picks five mid, he will likely get crap and 2-3 useful items, like in his last draw. Even so, they may not be useful enough to help him close in 3 days...
High level or middle level? Ben ruffled his hair. He didn't know which one to choose!
