The System In My Head
Condom angle
The next day, Ben was cleaning his room when he heard a knock on his door. Answering that, he sees another fracking crew: Antonio, and a purple-coat - also known as the Beluga...
After inviting them in, Ben immediately wrapped Antonio's arm around his neck. "Yo cuz, I heard you got a job in a fancy place?"
Ben shrugged his shoulders. "It's just an internship. Postal Communications Nutrition."
Antonio nodded. "Wow, big things - the union of Earth jam ..."
Ben looks at. "No, this is Hearth Commu— Sigh...Never mind, yours is better..."
Meanwhile, Beluga looked around the room. "Not bad. Not a big but. decent room for a Manhattan dormitory."
"Yes, there's more than enough space." Antonio smiled confidently. "Where's the closet?"
Ben wasn't sure why he asked, but directed him to a small closet near the corridor. Opening it, Antonio grinned. "Aight, this will be done. I got dibs in this closet."
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Ben squinted his eyes. "Are you planning to hide there and scare people, like you're some kind of monster or a semonic entity ..."
Antonio frowned. "I don't do it anymore!"
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Ben doesn't understand. "Then why do you need dibs? What's the 'can' closet for?"
"The question is because ... do it for whom?" Antonio laughs. "I just need to find one of these smart university girls, tell her I'll teach her some street smarts, then bring her here and show her my Fibonacci shot."
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Ben shook his head in disbelief as he looked at his cousin.
Antonio grunting. "You see. I just need to get the chicks in there for as long as it takes to drink a cup of tea...."
Ben frowned at the xianxia reference. "So, from a few seconds to a lifetime?"
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"Yes!" Antonio smiled.
Ben scratched his head due to the inconsistency of the schedule ...
Still, she has bigger concerns about cupboard shots ... "First of all, avoid my clothes ... Second, I doubt there's enough room."
Beluga and Antonio both looked at him with serious expressions. "That's enough."
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Beluga walked towards the bed and stood on it with his hands crossed. "Benjamin, have you installed ******corner?"
Ben blinked. "What am I?"
"****** angle..****** at every corner of the mattress and sofa cushions..." When Beluga saw Ben still did not understand, he sighed. "You've never seen one of those movies where criminals hide guns everywhere? This is our weapon!"
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He explained further. "So when with a woman in any location, you can always reach down during an escalation, and wear it easily."
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Ben's eyes sparkled. 'It's genius... Unfortunately, I don't need it anymore.' The gun includes a permanent silencer ...
Seeing Ben not confirm, Beluga understands the situation, and decides to handle it himself. "It looks like you haven't set it up yet, but don't worry. We're ready..."
He reached into his coat pocket, and immediately pulled his arm out holding ******...
However, it was one of those situations where someone took out too many—all of them...
That is still not funny.except when Beluga issued*****, one end of a very long strip fell to the floor...
That might be worth a laugh .. but then he keeps pulling more! Like a clown pulling a handkerchief without limits!
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Ben's jaw is down. 'It is impossible for them to sell so much on a long, connected line anywhere. Did he glue it together?!?'
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I repeat, he did...
After some time, the sound of****** that hit the wooden floor stops. The result is a whole hill of them, like a rugby pile in a male-only school with a hidden gay tone ...
At this point, Ben asked a question that plagued his mind. "Why are so many ******?"
"Do you have a problem with being safe, Benjamin?"
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Ben freezes. "I might actually."
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Despite his own problems, he still felt an unusual sense of shame, glad Fariq wasn't here to see this, went to the library to study that night. Otherwise, it might break his little heart ...
After the three of them chatted again, Ben raised the main issue about him about this party, and it was no small matter. He had no one to invite!
The only people on campus he knew were Fariq, the beautiful woman he came into contact with, and the people he faced fell into the early grave ...
Ben lacks the necromancy skills to summon slapped facial skeletons and forgets to perform the Thriller dance...
Nor is he stupid enough to invite his girls to a party with his system . So he's in a dilemma. However, Beluga assures her that it is fine. "Don't worry about that. I've taken care of it. People are on their way."
Ben's eyebrows shot up upon hearing this. 'Is this a legendary plot where that cool friend is throwing a party and dozens of beautiful women show up?' Ben was looking forward to it.
Shortly after, the first guest arrived. Security allowed them because earlier, Ben spoke to the guard downstairs and told him he was holding a prayer meeting for Bigmom Baby.
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Ben thinks there's some truth in it. "A woman tonight may be endowed with perfect conception."
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He's planning on fathering a bastard.
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Beluga opens the door, and soon enters with someone, a boy who looks younger than Ben...
Ben looked at Beluga with a cold look. "Why is there a child here? Are you trading kids to get into Hollywood?!?"
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Beluga. "Silent. It's Chuck. He's a freshman at NYU like you, and a friend of our community. Trust me, you two will get along."
"Hello ..." The boy stepped forward and greeted everyone.
Ben looked at Chuck. She wore a loose but trendy dark blue hoodie and jeans, a look typical for a college student. His light brown hair combed back revealed large bright eyes, giving him an adorable shota appearance. The most surprising thing about him, was how short he was!
Ben is already short at 5 feet 6, as the average male in the U. S. stands at 5'9. There is even a well-known line that many women do not date men under 6 feet, making it difficult for men like Ben. However, Chuck is only 5'3!
The average woman in the U. S. is 5'4 and most of them prefer to date men who are at least their height. So even though Ben is short, because he is a little taller than that, there are still many women who do not rule out dating him based on height alone, although when compared to other men, he will fall short.
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However, Chuck's situation is much worse! Most girls are taller than him! Seeing this, Ben could not help but soften his heart to the little boy. 'I know they failed bro...'
When Chuck first saw Ben, he also looked surprised, as if he didn't expect to meet other members of the short club ...
It was a small world...
As a result of "little" similarities...Ben was warm to her and became much friendlier. He feels an unusual attraction to Chuck, so try to make him feel at home. "What school are you at?"
Chuck blinked. "Oh.I.i.m not decided yet."
Ben nodded. This is common for new students. There was even an entire school for hesitant people like his media school. As she has a friendly conversation, Chuck also casually recounts that she lives off campus with her family, and is nervous because she has never been to this dorm before.
*Tap***Tap*
Shortly after, the next guests arrive and Ben breathes a sigh of relief. "I hope the girls." He likes Chuck, but that doesn't change the fact that too many chickens in the kitchen spoil the broth...
