The System In My Head
Black Widow Milfs (R-18)
Batman was staring at the hotdog-shaped hallway. 'This is what Ben Affleck felt when he was dating Jennifer Lopez...'
Ben was considering whether to turn around or pass through this long, dark corridor. 'What should I do?'
Front: the unknown. Behind: chickens looking for a knock...
'In front!' When he thinks of it like that ...
He crept along the wall with slow steps. Other than the two bright exits, it was hard to see much.
"Ooooh, we have a guest," a voice in the darkness said.
*click*
Someone pulled the metal wires hanging from the ceiling, activating one bulb that lowered the blessed light.
Ben reacts like a vampire. "NO!"
Darkness naturally scares humans, but other things make them much more fearful. Not the light that burns Ben's iris, but what it brings—a man clenched another man!
Darkness that light cannot erase!
Ben turned pale. 'These demons! This is the passageway from hell!' He staggered back, trying to retreat, but he hit something big blocking his way out. He glanced over his shoulder.
There's a giant man, but that's not the case.
He was bare-chested, but it was just a small matter.
He's without pants. It has reached its roots.
She was naked except for the metal cage around her crotch! Big fucking problem!
'It looks like Bane's mask!' Ben stumbled back into the corridor. "Not good."
"Beautiful and beautiful." Those giant words echoed in the corridor...
'Don't get into the characters! ...What should I do?' Ben's eyes turn red as he looks back at an alternative - an unholy puppet show ...
There's no way out! He's somewhere between a chicken and a dangerous place!
'No, there's some space on the spectacular side of boxing...If I creep along the wall, I can break through it.' He's running his plan.
As Ben flees, the giant moves towards him like a big Indiana Jones boulder, threatening to flatten him or worse. Ben increased his speed.
Then, he reached the first hurdle—fistapalooza...
The distance between Ben and them was so narrow that he had to hug the wall to shuffle. Otherwise, he could touch something and contaminate the CTF...
As he sneaks in, the Bared monster also reaches them. The giant extended his hand into the bowl near the two demons.
Ben frowned. 'What is it? .. is not the law not...That's a bowl of loose M&Ms!'
The giant snorted. "Requires chocolate fuel ..."
He shuffled towards the exit faster. Just as he was about to cross it, a barrier rose. An outstretched arm of a crawling demon gets an Alabama manicure ...
He's blocking Ben's way! In a high tone, the demon said, "Tol ..."
Grain of sweat ran down Ben's face. "What toll?"
Then the demon showed a friendly smile. He raised his hand and his voice became soft. "High five!"
...
For Ben, it's not friendly! That's not friendly at all! He didn't want to touch anything here! He angrily shook his head!
The demon started to nod his head furiously! He will not accept no!
Then the mastermind shouted, "Hey! If he's not your type, I'll be done soon and you can toss me!"
What followed was the fastest and most enthusiastic tos Ben had ever given!
The four-legged demon accepted his victim! He waved as Ben ran into the distance. "Goodbye, Batman!"
Ben did not dare to look back. "Some guys just want to see the world burn!"
***
Gasping for breath, Ben looked around. Finally, he let go of a sincere sigh of relief. He's running away! He found his way back to the bar entrance. That means the exit is already visible.
While walking to his old place near the bar, he was contemplating a nightmare today. He lost his innocence. They've ruined this sweet guy... 'This is why young people should not try new things. Parents and conservatives are right. Stick with what you know. If we still use horses and chariots, we will not experience death due to car accidents...'
Suddenly, a voice came from behind him. "Are you alone?"
Instinctively, Ben almost replied, "I have an army! Thousand strong! We're legions!" He stopped himself when he realized it was the voice of a woman and his head was spinning.
'Mmm-milf...' Ben's jaw almost fell upon seeing this voluptuous adult woman. She's not a special fan of older women, but in this case, she won it with her .. "talent."
'Too sexy.' thought Ben. She looked like an older Scarlett Johansson with very short blonde hair. He was even wearing dark-colored leather clothes like Black Widow!
With a confident grin, he took a few steps forward and cornered Ben to the crossbar, tracing his index finger to Ben's jaw. "Well... What's up?
Ben nodded with the anger of 1000 virgins!
Damn, he's alone! He would accept being alone forever if it meant he made a three-point landing on his little Bane!
He doesn't care about getting those sloppy seconds off Deadpool.
He doesn't care if he gets Ruffalized offscreen!
He doesn't even care if they canonize the Avengers: Endgame fan fiction where he gets a cream team at the afterparty!
He's all set...
It was time to shoot the post-credit-shawarma 2 scene: a chicken meat sandwich.
