The System In My Head

Beginner Tutorial Mode has ended

[Congratulations! Beginner Tutorial Mode has ended]

"That's a tutorial? You didn't teach me anything!"

Ben was sitting at his desk drinking coffee, reading system notifications he received yesterday after completing a challenge. There are many, but this one is at the top, and also the most important.

[Congratulations! The bomb has been defused]

"...What bomb?"

[For the original punishment of the Beginner's Welcome Challenge, microscopic bombs are implanted in your scrotum]

...

"Why my scrotum?!"

[Over space]

"CK!"

[Congratulations! The poison has been neutralized]

"...I hardly want to ask...Huhhhhh...What poison?"

[For the original punishment of the Beginner Welcome Challenge, poison accumulates in your Root Chakra]

"... Root chakras? Can I process it? Where is that?"

[In your butt hole]

...

"Can't you at least use the scientific term?!?"

[Since you have requested, there are some powerful methods to "process it"]

"Forget me asking!"

[Now that you have received a notification, the system will reboot to open the main function]

"What's? For how long?"

He received no reply. When Ben checked and found the system screen inaccessible, he had an indescribable feeling. He has been living with the system every day for the past month, having become accustomed to its presence as a permanent feature in his life. Now, all of a sudden, he's gone ...

It was like losing a tsundere and realizing that there were good points about him... 'No, this one doesn't have any good points...'

He thought about his last message. 'Main function, yes...' Ben was curious about it, but he didn't want to discuss it now. He stood up and stretched his body, feeling like a burden was lifted from his shnutsack...

'Because he's asleep, I have to use this time to enjoy my freedom.' He thinks like a cheating partner...

However, Ben did not want to deal with the system matters today. He has taken control of every part of his life since he moved to Manhattan. He needs a breath. So it's time for a break, a day of living without a system.

He looked out the window and thought about what he would do, planning to exercise, relax, and consider what would happen next... Oh, he's also scheduled to meet the big guy...

***

Ben was taking a walk in a park in Brooklyn enjoying a sunny and beautiful day. Autumn had begun so he understood this weather would soon become rare.

He's approaching the dog park. This is where she agrees to meet her friend and mentor Beluga for advice. When Ben reached the fenced area, he observed a dozen dogs running back and forth on the green grass, and there, in one corner, was his friend wearing a purple hoodie. 'He will be relaxed today ...'

Beluga was holding a leash tied to a beagle, and at that moment, a girl was stroking the dog and asking him questions. Ben observes when Beluga gets his number without difficulty, before the girl leaves with her own dog.

Nodding in admiration, Ben approached and greeted Beluga. "I saw it, good job. Women love dogs, right? I didn't know you had a dog. Don't remember ever seeing her in your house."

Beluga looked at him. "Dogs are not mine. It's rent..."

...

Ben raised an eyebrow, "Why?"

"You just saw the reason." Beluga smile.

"I didn't know you could hire a dog ..."

"Live and learn, Benjamin... Things you don't know can fill a library... So, how? You said you sent that text message to everyone by accident? Did you finish it?"

Ben shrugged his shoulders. "It's okay, mostly. I sent an SMS to everyone after that and said someone took my phone and pranked me. My family and friends believe it. I think most of the girls who are dating and know me will also be fine.The only problem is the women who gave me their numbers ... "

"Yes, it only takes a little SMS error to kill the number hint. The law of simplification states that all those women will assume that you did send the text. Unfortunately, that means all those clues will die ... However, I noticed something more important. You said believe... So you actually sent it, right? That text... about eating ass..."

...

Beluga shook his head. "This is why the law of simplification exists, because it has often been proven to be true. Benjamin, first of all I would suggest to improve your diet..."

...

Beluga breathed. "Second, this isn't the Sahara Desert. So I also suggest to reduce thirst..."

Ben shrugged his shoulders. "It's okay. I wet my beak last night..."

Beluga's eyebrows raised. "Oh.. Tell me about that."

Ben goes on to tell the story of how he lost his virginity. He explained so many details that Beluga had to tell him to stop at one point, indicating that he did not need any information about the sound of a ball slap...

Frowning, Ben asked Beluga about his current worries with Penelope. "What should I do now? I lost my virginity to her .. should I ... try to make her my girlfriend?"

Chuckling, Beluga bowed and stroked the beagle as he replied. "There's no reason for you to jump into a pit of fire by choice..."

Ben squinted his eyes. "What do you mean..."

Smiling, Beluga explained. "Monogamous relationships are a trap, Benjamin... Let me explain to you about evolutionary psychology and how it affects sexual dynamics."

Ben's ears are sharpening.

"The first thing you have to understand is that the instinct that is prioritized over all of us humans is to ensure the survival of our genes. We do this by reproducing and having as many children as possible. This is the basic reason people have children. Now, what is the best way to achieve this instinctive goal?"

Ben shrugged his shoulders. "Providing beans ..."

Beluga nodded. "That's right, the nut supply is an important element in the formula. All a man has to do to reproduce is impregnate a woman by relating **** to her, perhaps only once. However, during that time.a woman was pregnant for 9 months, she was unable to have any more children. In addition, many women have physical limitations on how many children they can have in their lives. For men who want to maximize reproduction, this is a serious obstacle. .. So, as a result, the best male strategy for reproduction.is to sleep with as many women as possible!"

As Ben listened, his eyes began to shine. 'I can feel it. Here it is.my justification for being a harem king!'