The System In My Head
MOBA, mo spoils
On the edge of the nightclub, the four PUA complete their group pick-up strategy, and soon, in the celebrity wedding style, they part ways!
Each one went to do their own role!
The first to leave was Antonio. As a scout and jungler, the task is to choose a target. Knowing it would be bad if his mission leaked, he narrowed his eyes, entering stealthily as he sneaked around the club to find the ideal p*ssy track.
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Hiding behind the bend, peering over the bar, and looming behind the fat man...
This was a tactic he applied, and he was too suitable for this role! With narrow frame and buzz cut pieces, there is only one word to describe it—aerodynamics...
A moment later, he smiled, as he had found the first target! The first step of the plan is complete! After selecting a group of four girls at the bar, Antonio glanced back and sent a hand signal to the next key member of the chain—man far behind him, which releases the aura of support—heavy artillery and tank—Beluga !
He had leaned into the bar, securing their home base and flag-points as he waited for Antonio's signal. Now, it was finally time to attack!
He used his large size to break through the crowd, marching towards Antonio who had partially sheltered behind a tree - a skinny drunk man in green clothes...
Passing Antonio, the Beluga immediately hits the target, and fires his heavy ordinance! Opening line!
This is his role! As the most experienced in the group, the opener turns off and comes with an AOE effect! After conveying her dialogue with the imposing frame, she caught the agro of all the girls!
They tried to reply to the dirt test, but there was almost no effect! The attack is absorbed by Beluga's confidence shield and a large-aka health bar of delusions and infinite ignorance.
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As a high-level tank, the Beluga does not even need to launch a counterattack. With his experience and skill tree developed, he had already developed the aura of thorns! Bouncing back the damn tests of the women as his own fault!
The girls realized that their attacks were useless for him and they even received some damage themselves, but there was nothing they could do about it! His words fascinated them! They are under tank control!
With a slow aura and charm thrown at all of them, they were stuck on set! The second step of the group's attack plan was completed!
Furthermore, this was the official moment of the start of the group fight!
With a reassuring grin, Beluga looked at the girls. "You should meet my friend. He's the coolest guy here. You'll love her!" After the setup was done, he turned around and waved, gesturing for his teammates to engage the third horsewheel of beef...
That's a bomb disposal expert and utility player, Chuck!
Receiving the signal, he walked over with a smile. "How are you, ladies?"
Soon, all the women's eyes sparkled!
"Too sweet!"
"Oh my God, she's adorable!"
"What's your name? Come to mom!"
He tamed all obstacles! Their traps became useless pieces under his eyes! Chuck is almost unstoppable, for one simple reason—effect shota!
Her looks are too adorable! With her small size and her big and cute eyes, she made them crumple in a helpless state! This is his hypnotic ability! He's a shota con!
Deadly, but the women felt no threat! Like a killer rabbit in a monster cave!
Like a popcorn tub with a hole in the bottom!
The women are lined up and ready to be taken down! Now, there was only one step left! To complete this target!
For this role, who else could do it, other than the man himself, who was famous as a female finisher, was chosen for this because he was number one!
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Of course, it was none other than Ben! As he saw Beluga's signal to come, he grinned. 'Let's kill these bitches!'
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The role is very important—shooter, ADC, damage dealer! Once the set was restrained, he would enter and drop one with his charm! Solve one of their troubled members! Gain an advantage in group battles!
Soon, Ben enters the set, greets the group and places himself near the girl Beluga has designated as his target. First, he checked his status.
[Current target attraction level: rejected]
'It's inferior because she's so sexy, which also means I probably won't give a value assessment right now. So it's a good idea for Beluga to use an indirect opener, and as planned, he and Chuck haven't started the test straight away.' Ben remembered what they were discussing: Remain indifferent until they all raised the attraction high enough, where one of them would activate a test of grades.
That was the key that the man passed. Otherwise, it will burn down the entire group, and the one placed for that role is Ben!
As she reviews the details, Beluga introduces the women to her as Chuck did before. "My friend Ben is the guy. Best students at NYU. Just got a big promotion at Hearth, a big media company. He's so much fun! You'll love it!"
When it was over, Ben saw the difference with his target.
[Current target attraction level: indifferent(+1)]
He could not help but smile a little at the buff from this tank. In essence, Beluga was bragging for Ben, but it worked because it wasn't Ben who did it. If he boasted like that, he would be considered arrogant or bullshit.
However, coming out of the mouths of others, it was unbelievable! The reason being, people tend to be envious, so rarely boast! Beluga uses this knowledge to create this introductory technique, which increases the level of attraction for each teammate in a safe and fast way!
As they continue the conversation for a while, Antonio also joins in and becomes 4v4. Sensing the moment it was getting closer, Ben glanced at the status of his target.
[Current target attraction level: interested(+4)]
So far, he has managed to build his interest. Now, it was time for him to fill his role as damage dealer!
He winks at Beluga, as Chuck and Antonio also receive signals—that now! Arrive time! Ben's turn to shine!
The task is now simple, doing a test of the grades in a direct way, thus communicating his romantic intentions. Then, he would move the girl to another part of the club so that she could work comfortably alone. Once her friends see that and realize this 4v4 is becoming romantic, the other girls will also open up on their own partners. This is an AOE group attack! That reduces their defense!
Beluga also believes Ben can fulfill this role. After all, she had slept with many beautiful women at NYU, so Beluga believed there was no way she wouldn't know how to improve it.
Therefore, the moment came.
With the stage set, Ben approached the laughing target with a sweet smile, and recalled his plan. "I'll do it as we discussed. Beluga said I need to isolate him somewhere alone.'
Ben leaned his body into his ear, and when he did not back down, indicating that he already liked it, he felt more confident. Even more importantly—dia has faith in herself and her crew. They have done so many arrangements, and the conditions are perfect. The target is ready. His confidence was sky-high. That's all for now. He can't fail. "Can I go home with you? It won't be long."
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A minute later, when Ben's target pulls the other girls in with a face of disdain, he yells at her in disbelief. "Are you not going to let me ult?!?"
