The System In My Head
Hunter Achievement 4 days to live.
"Don't touch me goblin ***!" Ben jerked up while shouting from a nightmare. After looking around, he relaxed, realizing he was safe in his dorm room bed.
"What kind of dream are you having?" Sitting at his desk on the other side of the room, Fariq showed a strange expression.
Ben doesn't know what to say until he sees a certain ID on his desk. "Dream at Danny DeVito's family reunion."
...
Fariq nodded in understanding. The best lies come from some truth...
Ben sits looking through his window into Washington Square Park. The birds and passing cars formed the orchestra that morning.
Through great danger, Ben made it home last night. He was so tired that he almost fainted many times on the train ride back. Although his body was no longer in danger, it did not hinder his nightmare. Ben has no problem with homos.exuals or fetishists, or even creatures that take part in any form of***-goblinry, but he has no interest in being a cave slave...
Ben contemplates his meeting with Tina... 'I have worked very hard to be assertive with women: chasing them, leading the interaction. However, my first sexual experience was passive...Not sure how I feel about that...' He gathered his complicated thoughts for a few seconds. 'F* ck that's shit*t! Dad released!'
It's all about the outcome in the end. 'Although I did not directly use the pick-up skills I had been working on, the passivity I had developed still played a role. If I hadn't improved my appearance stats, manhood, and charisma, I doubt he would have approached me. Also, in order to get lucky, I had to open myself up to the chance of finding me. I have been approaching women or going out every night for almost a month. It's key. I'm not a gynecologist; random Poon didn't send himself to my house ...'
Now that she's had her first sexual experience, Ben feels more confident. 'If I can do 1, I can do a million!'
...Ok, very confident, but math is not his strength.
'Although it is not ****, I feel the sweetness. Those boobs...' Ben keeps the fondest memories near the woman...
'That's incredible. I want more...' After all that hard work, he finished it; ben touched the edge of the deviation dao!
'Alright, let's not forget the important things in life; time to review their points.' Ben checked his system alert from last night.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Poking the Dark Abyss (rarely) - Visit the dark side and see the glasses]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
'The title doesn't sound right ...'
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Tri-Strangubate(well) - Participate in masturbation three-way strangulation]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
"Omong empty! I'm not coming! I'm not coming! ...Oh hi Fariq!" Ben forgot Fariq was there.
Fariq looked up from his book and looked at Ben, wondering if he was okay.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Legendary Genitalia Sculptor(well) - Change the shape of a person's genitals permanently with your gentle touch]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
Ben shook his head in disbelief. 'There's no softness... That blows! Self defense! Why should you slander me?!?'
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Titled Pervert(rare) - Get a special title of your deeds (C*ckpuncher)]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 1000]
[User has unlocked the system: Title]
[User has earned Title: C*ckpuncher(rarely)]
'Title?' Ben asked the system for more details. It turned out that the title provided various bonuses, but he could only complete one by one. 'It's fun to open something new, but...C*ckpuncher...' After a few seconds, Ben shrugged his shoulders. 'Should be one of the related titles c * ck better ...'
He opened the Title category and then his only title for more information on the bonuses he was given.
...
Ben squinted his eyes. 'Really useful... Whatever, no problem. Better than not? ...Maybe.'
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Afitionado(good) - Participate in boxing sessions]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
Ben jumped out of bed. "Mistakenly reported! Wrongly reported on all charges!"
Ben wished he could talk to the manager! What kind of record-keeping is this?
“Whatever is bothering you, I trust you buddy.” Fariq comforting.
Ben's eyes turned red. 'Why can't I get the Fariq system? ...Forgetit. Better achievements will appear soon.'
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Honey D*cking(rarely) - Opened by unknown women]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Prepare For Dicksappointment(good) - Get propositioned by unknown women for sexual acts]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
Ben nodded. 'A two-layer word game. Goody. I'm not even angry.'
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Globetrotting(rarely) - Ask a woman to show you ***********..by choice]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Forever Dirty (rarely) - Ask a woman to touch *****You.by choice]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
'Oh come on. Not forever. There's a hand sanitizer.'
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Titty Boom Boom (repeatable, uncommon) - Get titjob from a new woman]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
This is the first repeated achievement Ben has ever seen. After asking the system, she learned that she only gets one repeatable achievement per sexual encounter with a girl and that would be the default for the achievement with the highest points. So he could not attribute much of his achievements to a girl; once he got in touch***, all sexual acts with lesser points during the meeting would be cancelled.
He also noticed the "new woman" section". It seems that the system prioritizes finding new partners. 'I have a reason now...' Ben spread a naughty smile. If he becomes mans.lut, it's not his fault. That's how the system raised him.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Golden Showers Bring May Flowers(well) - Participate in a golden shower group]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
'It just touched my shoes! I don't want it...' Ben does Jon Snow's best... Despite that, the prosecution threw as many charges at him as possible to create pressure on the defenders!
He pleaded not guilty but he almost confessed to being crazy!
'Why should it end like that?' That was Ben's last achievement. He brushed it off though. Ben's mood was lifted because he had so many points!
It's time to open a new loot box!
