The System In My Head
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'I can't believe it's going so well!' Ben was chatting with one of the two sexy girls that Antonio opened. The group of four were dancing and chatting. So far, everything is perfect.
When Antonio opened it, they immediately greeted him. Then he beckoned to Ben and it became two versus two, with strong cooperation between cousins. There was no need to compete when the two girls were so attractive!
Antonio whispered into Ben's ear. "Bro, we have to take the two to your dorm, they seem to be sad."
Ben thinks so too. Both of them are local NYU students with fake IDs like him. Their dormitory is far away and they seem very relaxed and like him and Antonio. Ben found it hard to believe, but he thought something might happen with both of them!
Too bad for Ben, but nightlife is a fickle club whore
As the four dance together, getting ready to step things up, a sharp female voice emerges from behind Ben and Antonio. "Becca, Jamie, why are you two dancing with both of them?"
Ben turned to find a girl he had never seen before. She was short, overweight, and had a rough face, but when she observed her clothes, she saw that they were all top luxury brands. He could also smell the smell of alcohol on his breath even from a distance.
"Korla!" The two girls with Ben greeted the new girl. Ben's girl walked over and exchanged kisses, before pointing at Ben. "They're good! It's Antonio and Ben."
Ben reached out his hand to welcome Karla.
He looked down his nose into his hands and grimaced. Then he turned to Ben's girl and said, "Ew...I don't talk to losers, and I definitely don't touch them, okay? I could tell they were poor from seeing them...Hid. Why 'do you want to meet here? This place is full of bridge and tunnel trash ... "
"The music here is good." replied Ben's girl, now blushing.
"Ugh, fuck. Let's leave them both and go somewhere better. My friend promoted and will take us to the VIP at ******!"
Ben raised an eyebrow. 'Did he say he would go to a club called ******?'
Sensing things moving downhill, Antonio whispers to Ben, "Bro, this new chick is going to wipe out our set with ac*ckblockalypse..."
Ben squinted his eyes. He wasn't the one who caused trouble for people, but if they insulted him first and for no reason, he wouldn't give up if he had a choice. "Don't worry. I have an idea... I'll get ahead of him with ac*ckblocker blocker..."
Ben put his hand in his pocket, looking for a certain item. When he found her, he smiled warmly and walked around Karla while she pouted and gave her smelly eyes. Stopping near the girl he had been chatting with earlier, Ben whispered a few words to her, then returned to Antonio.
"What's going on?" ask Antonio.
Ben did not answer. His left hand in his pocket gripped the Fortune Perfume he had unboxed earlier ...
The consumables are lost when used. The perfume is still there, so Ben hasn't used it yet. 'Of course I can't use an item like this on him. I don't have a headache! He's just a random barrier, a girl in a bar ... My parents taught me better.'
"What are you doing?" ask Antonio.
"Diplomatic approach" Ben replied.
"Oh. Is that something you told your girl? What are you saying?"
Ben did not answer. He waits. Diplomacy takes time...
"YESHAHH!" Karla screamed as her legs flew forward from underneath her and she fell face down! He also dropped a tray from the passing servant with his flailing hand, which made some drinks flow all over his body! He was rolling around on the sticky, dirty bar floor, trying to find his way up! Some people even stepped on it by accident! There's a shoe print on his clothes!
Ben spread an evil grin from ear to ear as he asked Antonio, "Do you like my diplomatic approach?"
Of course Ben would not use Bad Fate Perfume on him, but it was not because he did not dare, but because the item was too expensive! Cost-effectiveness and cruelty; that's how Ben conducts diplomacy! He learned from House of Cards!
'As I said, I'm not that bad .. to waste a hard earned point! That swamp pig could eat a banana peel of trash! I can afford that sacrifice!'
"Yes God! My Versace dress! It's wrecked!"
At that time, DJ installed a new track.
"When the pimp in the cradle ma Drop like hot Drop like hot Drop like hot"
Everyone nearby chuckled at Karla! Even his two friends tried to hide their laughter! The timing of the song was just too perfect!
While playing Snoop Dogg and waving one hand in the air, the DJ uses the other hand to keep scratching the song. It seemed like he wanted to repeat the sentence that was most suitable for Karla's situation!
"When the pig tries to attack you
When the pig tried to attack you
When those pigs tried to attack you."
Karla keeps falling down so many times because her heel got stuck in a banana peel! Coincidentally or not, the DJ sets the rhythm of the verse for every drop!
Anyone who had held back a laugh earlier couldn't stand it anymore! The whole club exploded like a lolcano!
Only after a fierce struggle with gravity did Karla manage to stand up. He looked around and saw everyone laughing out loud at him... "Shut up!" he shouted while running to the bathroom with a banana peel still hanging on his heel. Laughing to himself, his friends followed him.
Ben sneered as the noob rage stopped ...
'Super Mario Kart 2017 sound ******! You fucked the wrong one!' Ben did not fail to represent his title...
It's a pity that the two beautiful women went with him, but Ben didn't care, because he got something better!
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Creativity Burns the Future (good) - Use system items in an unorthodox way to defuse obstacles]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500 (Event bonus)]
He swapped the trashy banana peel for 1000 points!
'Time for the Mystery Box again!'
Francis Underwood would be proud.
