The System In My Head
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Ben's giving a police report. "Yes, the man was looking for death.I mean who answered the phone in a place where trucks could pass through walls at any time...I'm sure he's built up bad karma his whole life in all sorts of evil ways: threatening people, stealing their bathroom whores...He probably kicked a dog...Hey, why don't you write this down?"
The policeman narrowed his eyes. "I asked you about drunk drivers ..."
"Oh, he. I'm not sure. I think he's doing it for a good cause... So the big guy. Will he live?"
"...Yeah, he'll be in the hospital for a while, but it looks like he'll be alive. Wall is bearing the consequences."
Ben nodded. 'There is no reincarnation then. Too bad for him but Truck-kun also has a day off...It should also be part of his bad luck - should continue as a small-time antagonist...'
Pink Floyd's music plays in Ben's mind. 'Overall, you're just another face to slap...'
Suddenly, Ben remembered something important. 'Wait, I almost forgot. I have to find out if he lost his cultivation.Perhaps his qi center is broken!'
Ben glanced at the cop. "Is it smoothed?"
"Huh?"
"The meat and potatoes .. do they turn into puree or what?"
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"Because she has this beautiful boyfriend and it's a pity that she too was a victim of this tragedy ... She should hear the news from me if she needs a shoulder to cry on. It would be better if I could take some photos..." Ben is already lobbying for a role in the biopic Lia - low key but need stunt-c*ck.
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The officer did not reply, only staring at Ben as if he was a pervert... He tried hard to remember if he had ever seen that face on the wanted list at the station, but got nothing. "All right, that's enough. I have everything I need." He waved to Ben.
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"How's that?" Antonio asks Ben when he finishes the police interview. He's been waiting by the side of the road outside the bar.
"His sausage state is doubtful ..."
Antonio nodded in understanding. As the two spoke, the big man was stretchered into an ambulance.
Ben looked at him like an eagle, observing every detail. When the stretcher reached the ambulance, it jostled as paramedics lifted it, causing the man to show a sad and sad expression.
Ben squinted his eyes. 'I know that face .. That's the face of a jerk! Welcome to the wonderful world of trash...'
An evil smile formed on Ben's face. 'You better hope your story has a weak to strong tag .. Otherwise, don't waste my time. Hurry up and send your ancestor so I can hit him ...'
Soon, they put Lia's boyfriend into the ambulance and set off. Ben looked at Antonio. "He became full of Reek ..."
Antonio raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders. "It looks like Gayjoy is still without an heir..."
With Reek gone, Ben begins to remember the incident in his head. 'So it was 'a very bad fate?'' He shook his head. 'What is Musk's Luck? It was an execution musk!" Now he understood why the system rated it as rare. Despite feeling the pain of losing such an expensive item, Ben was so excited that he received another achievement.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: The Crime of passion (rare) - Trying to kill a man over a woman]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben gulped as he read the description. 'If the cop ever sees this ...' He's sweating. 'If anyone tries to kill him, it's you! You need to change the text from bad luck to truck eating! ...After all, it wasn't murder. At most, it would be murder .. and he didn't die. He would continue to live in the mortal realm as a walking cliche ...'
As Ben stared at the system screen, he condemned injustice. 'Don't make me a criminal!' If Ben knew the truck would be the result, he would never use perfume on the man. Ben's not a madman!
After such an unexpected event, Ben could not avoid considering the crazy possibility. 'I have a system and even call truck-kun...' Eyes squinting. 'Is it possible..I'm an MC?' He swallowed. 'But if that's true .. why doesn't beauty and money fall into my lap? ...Hmmmm. I don't know, but just in case, I'll keep my eyes open ...'
"Hey, look." Antonio patted Ben and pointed at something.
When Ben saw her, he gasped.
The three drunken beauties from before were still here, outside the bar. After the majestic entrance of the truck, things went awry, with management and people walking everywhere. Ben and Antonio did not see the women drunk and the police arrived just a minute later.
Ben's eyes are shining. "The wolf pack leaves their food without being eaten."
He and Antonio exchanged looks. They have the same idea. "Clean!"
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"Cindy, it'll be fine hun." A girl vomits on the sidewalk under a tree. The other two grabbed her hair and helped her.
Suddenly, a voice appeared near them. "Hey baby, should we continue this Romeo and Juliet story?" Ben talks to the blonde who offers him a bathroom romance.
He squinted at Ben, as if trying to remember who he was, then frowned. "Fuck, motherfucker!"
Ben's jaw is down. 'Isn't this change too sudden?' Then he looked at his status screen.
[Current target attraction level: rejected]
[Current target comfort level: stranger]
'No!' Ben's face fell. 'We can be so happy together!'
The status of drunkenness has faded. It was a Shakespeare tragedy!
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He returned to Antonio with a limp. "Antonio, do you think I'll ever feel that way towards a woman again?"
"What way?"
"It's your feeling when a woman asks you to do it in the toilet."
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Antonio sighed. He patted Ben on the back and showed a hopeful smile. "Yes, man. It'll hurt for a while, but after that pain, you'll find the right one .. The bathroom you're going to, Betty."
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"Yes.you're right." Ben knew Antonio was right. That's basic toilet theory...The first step towards recovery is acceptance, so he is focused on the future.
"What's going on?" ask Antonio.
"They're not drunk anymore."
Antonio shook his head and looked up at the sky. "The brightest stars burn the fastest...Sometimes you blink, and the moment is gone..."
"Yes ..." Ben saw time. "If you're done with emotions .. let's go. I need to sell baby dough before it expires."
