The System In My Head

Loss of hair or loss of head

"What superhero? You don't have superpowers!" shouted Antonio.

"Batman is not!" Ben answers.

"Batman's superpowers are money!"

"You're more like a criminal! You killed my business! Go!!!" The hot dog vendor at the side yelled. Their screams made everyone nearby. Ben and Antonio go back for a walk on the city streets, happily escaping the smell of the smoke of a hot dog cart.

Antonio said, "Man, the baby's goal in the line of burning buildings is to get the girl's attention. There's no way she won't respond just to find out about it, but the point is now that you've reframed her from her peeling.on you for you peeling her! You have regained your strength!"

Ben squeezed his fist and looked at him. He felt power flowing through his veins!

"Remember she didn't know you were waiting for her at the restaurant for 2 hours. So why not make it you who is peeling? Even if that's not true, you've won. If he responds to you with 'Oh no, actually I forgot, ' it will sound like he's being defensive and lying in despair. The chicks are well aware of how the sound sounds. So he wouldn't say that. Your chess moves trap him, feel me? You should always control such perception."

Ben made an energetic nod over and over again like a 5-year-old listening to his hero.

"Remember this-you're like a spin-marketing doctor. Everything has to end with you in control, being in the upper hand. That means you go first, you hang up first, and if you think the chick is going to peel off, you exfoliate. Keep yourself in a position of power. Otherwise, the girl would have done so because it was part of her natural psychology ... No one can avoid this game so you better win it."

"understand. Understood. So how is it now? Set up another date?"

Antonio shook his head. "Watch this."

He picks up Ben's phone and sends another text: "can't be busy right now. talk later."

He asked Ben, "Do you see what I'm doing there?"

"Destroying my love life?" Ben frowned. "Didn't Katie just offer to reschedule? Why not agree?"

"The bodo benefits. Often jumping at the first invitation like that, girls lose interest. How's now? Now you are busy. YOU said when you could meet. The chickens are haphazard, right? But that's not why they're busy. Most of the time, girls do nothing! They're just busy with 95% of the men they're after..."

The sirens of passing police cars interjected Antonio's words.

"For the top 5% of men, girls will make themselves available as long as they think you're busier than they are. So with this chick, put her on ice for a few days. You want to strengthen you're busy saving the baby and all that. Later on, he'll be much more accepting."

Ben looked at his cousin curiously. As they approach the girls directly, Antonio doesn't seem much more advanced than he is, but in text messages, he's a virtuoso! "All right, thank you guys!"

"No problem! Okay, forget all that. We have bigger weeds to destroy. This is why I brought you here." Antonio pointed to a shop on their side.

"Where to get a haircut?" ask Ben.

Antonio nodded and began to stretch his legs. Wh why? Because he has a forward view.

***

"Cuz, it's just a haircut!" Antonio yelled while hugging Ben.

"Why do I need it?!" Ben yelling.

"You look like Colin Kaepernick if he drops the NFL to play as a professional Madden!

"He's rich!"

"Pro Esports doesn't make crap!"

***

A few minutes later, a pouting Ben was in the barbershop with Antonio sitting down and flipping through a magazine nearby.

Not because Ben likes his hairstyle, but because he hates cutting hair. He once watched a mafia film about a mobster whose neck was slit by a barber, and since then, he has distrusted strangers to approach his head with a sharp object. Her father always cut her hair for her, and Ben had to check on the man for more than a decade...

Metallic buzzing of the clipper. Cold metal scissors on his skin. Moist spray from the barber treats it as a plant...

All of this makes Ben uncomfortable. Still, she knew the haircut might improve her appearance, and in 7 days, the system would give her a bowl-shaped cut on her neck, freeing her from the burden of having a head...

Antonio glanced up as the barber came out. "Carlos, look what you can do for him."

An old barber with a beard examines Ben from all angles, before turning to Antonio. "sorry. There's not much I can do for her."

...

"Am I here to get a haircut or to cure stage 4 cancer?" Ben's face fell.

The barber said, "Nino, you look like Bob Ross... Your hair is more curly than******* bigfoot."

...

Ben answers. "If I'm Bob Ross, are you Jeff Ross? What's with the impromptu roast?!?"

If this haircut didn't have a chance to improve his appearance, Ben would have already come out!