The System In My Head
Wife circle
Ben leaves Miyuki's room and walks back through the hallway to his own room. He had to get back to work and he also had classes right away, so there wasn't much time to say goodbye as he still had to clean up. There was not even time for him to panic because of earlier, or for him to make random excuses ...
For some reason, Ben felt it was unfortunate.
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However, due to time constraints, he had to cut scenes from his life's theatrical release. 'Maybe on the director's part...'
In the end, he could do nothing but let her handle the maintenance ...
However, the occasion is still worth celebrating, which is why Ben made a special version of the Samurai Champloo opener: "Battlecry" by Nujabes.
"Yes, sharp as the tip of a samurai sword
The tongue blade cuts the face and bones
Although my mind was calm, this hose was broken
Losing the inner heat, something becomes colder
Oh yeah, I have to find the hole
No less, avoid birth, stalkers, and boomerangs
Water forms magnum.opus.
My mode is nostalgia
Meat packed tightly like a hidden warship
My plot armor, neon sign for all hos
The ultimate gift is honor, not the butterflies of the night
Contrary to tryna's time of becoming master
A sniper
The cries of the claws made something fly and the tears dried up
Wondering why the lone wolf did not run away with the clan
Just trust in Jon's own man, and be one with the ham
A few days, a few nights
Some fluids, some crying
On the samurai road
Very tight, some bleeding
Cu m up drippin' down
The sound of war
A few days, a few nights
Some water, some crying
In the name of the samurai
Very tight, some bleeding
Cu m up drippin' down
The sound of the battle cry."
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Ben smiled in satisfaction as he reached his door and opened it after walking very, very slowly...
However, what he did not realize was that there was an audience for this impromptu performance. At the other end of the hall, not far from Miyuki's door, stood a person in black hoodie robes...
The strangest thing about this person, was that after seeing Ben leave, they approached the notice board near Miyuki's door, pushed it off the wall, and took out a small black object from the top corner. It had stuck there with some sort of adhesive.
Observing this small device in their hands, the mysterious person turned his head back towards Ben, and grinned. It was a hidden camera ...
***
Ben felt at the top of the world, as if pushing into his liquid core...
While sitting on his bed, he grinned, as he knew there were many new items waiting for him. He obtained achievements not only from Miyuki, but also from the previous week of studying. After making sure Fariq wasn't in the bathroom, he opened his system screen and checked it out.
The first thing to note is that the monthly challenge is almost complete.
[Monthly Challenges: Scores Four and Two Inches Ago - seducing four women in one month]
[Gift: Stat Points (Random) x1]
[Punishment: bung jon shortened by 2 inches]
[Solution status: 3/4]
There were more than two weeks left to settle this, so he moved at a good pace, but the problem was that he had to look for a new girl as the fourth. As of now, she slept with all the girls she dated from the previous month; no more low-hanging mounds...
That means it may not be as easy .. but he will try it out to try it ...
Another thing Ben noticed was that the Hydraulic Pump did not rise in exp.
Expiration:[60/100]
He had used it once before in Miyuki, so this meant that he could not grind his experience on the same girl. 'The greedy bastard.'
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Still, it wasn't a big deal, so Ben continued, tracing the statistics.
[See: 6 - Joe]
He shrugged his shoulders. 'Joe Dirt is David Spade's best film ever. No problem for me.'
[Carism: 7 - A strong boost to your stats. Too bad 100 x 0 is still 0]
Ben rubbed his lower forehead for a while... "Do you? My stats aren't 0, so how about you go back to system math class?"
[Social Status: 3(2+1) - Untouched]
He slammed his fist into his bed! "I am easily touched! Miyuki touched me a lot!"
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[Application Skills: 6(5+1) - Still Joe ]
'I told you...I love the movie, plus she gets beauty in the end and even becomes famous, warming the hearts of Americans with her incestuous jokes...'
The stat is up 1 in 6 because Ben used hot dog flavored water before meeting Miyuki. Since he didn't complain about it, he gained confidence in the spray ...
[Knowledge: (+1)6 - undergraduate student level following years]
Ben sighed. Although it is good for these roses, it is only one point. However, he could not ask for more since the low level stat gain multiplier was not too powerful to begin with. The mid-level multiplier he used on charisma only raised it to 7, so he couldn't expect anything out of the ordinary from a low level that was 10 times weaker.
[Violence: 6 - Ball on chin, everyone wins]
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"Is that a bad statistical summary?!?
What does that mean?!? It seems like a direct insult!"
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Ben took a deep breath to calm down for a moment, before continuing.
[Communication: 5 - There are so many words in English, so why do you only know how to curse and make relationship parody songs?]
Ben gazed out the window into the bright outside world. "I blame Trump ..."
[Personal talent: 3 - How is this still so low?]
He looked away ...
Sometimes truth is the worst humiliation...
Completed Title: Poison Dragon
Uncompleted Title: C* ckpuncher
The theme is stable profit. One point doesn't sound like much, but it's just over a week and there's almost six months left to complete the challenge of his death. Moreover, his reason for buying a low-level stat growth multiplier was not to increase his stats, therefore to put his school life back on track. Now that he has achieved that, Ben can focus on other things.
In addition, the increase in knowledge is only the beginning of its advantages. There was still much more to review, such as his achievements, which he saw next.
'"There are no miracles to achievement. It's really about hard work, choice, and perseverance..."' Ben recalls a quote he saw from Michelle Obama about achievement.
'A good quote. I think I'll dedicate this bean to him. Thank you, Obama!'
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Ben was delighted with his contribution there. First, she swapped gender—victory for women everywhere.
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Second, it maintains its reputation for impartial reporting by providing proper coverage from both parties...
He doesn't want to be called fake news ...
With all the bases covered, Ben begins to achieve the feat.
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Inspector Gullet (rarely) - Paste your finger into a girl's throat during intercourse ]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
He's nodding. "He got my stamp of approval... Everything checked..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Corporal Funishment (rarely) - Hitting a woman with a book and making her enjoy]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
'Before everything becomes politically correct, this is how our ancestors learned ...'
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Inverted Throatbotom(rarely) - an upside-down woman]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
'The key to originality is reversing common tropes ...'
[Congratulations! You've unlocked Achievement: Spewton's Law of Gravity (rarely) - Give a woman a face of fluid when she's upside down]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
'I never bought Newton's story about apples. Now we know what really happened.'
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[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Surgeon girl (repeatable, rare) - Take a new female girl]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 1000]
'My parents always wanted me to be a surgeon... I don't know about my mother, but this is what my father meant.'
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[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plough (repeatable, rare) - Connecting with a new woman to completion]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben was a wild cultivator .. a soulless swordsman ...
He did not have the unlimited clan resources of a heaven-defying choice born with a silver spoon and a thick half-brother.
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So that was the reason for the celebration whenever he gained a slight advantage in his cultivation...
'It's important to celebrate the little things. That's why I put cmfetti on his face."
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[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Jollywop(rare) - When it comes to a woman, face slap with her request]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
'Mollywop, Pollywop, and now Jollywop... System, I appreciate your thematic consistency...'
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Choke and Poke(rare) - When it comes to a woman, choke her with her request]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]
Ben saw potential here.perhaps a hidden skill tree. 'I should try to strangle him into the river ...'
[Congratulations! You've opened Achievement: Tijuana Kickstand(good) - When it comes to style dog with a woman, your legs on the head, press firmly down, like a kickstand]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
Ben nodded. 'Kickstand is indispensable. That's why I didn't fall.'
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With these 3700 points and the 6700 he saved earlier, Ben now holds 10400 points. That was the most points he ever had! Enough to buy two low-level stat gain multipliers or a high-level mystery box!
In addition, he still has a new Japanese flag to spin Willy's lucky wheel, and a booty chest!
Thinking of everything on the upcoming menu, Ben grinned as he realized true happiness....
"I know it: Man dies for money, bird dies for food, and I die for points!"
Of money. Meals. Points.
For Ben, it's a wife's circle...
