The System In My Head

The System In My Head
Women love drama



As Ben stood staring at Penelope in the narrow passageway, with three unconscious men strewn across the ground.'


That's what Beluga warned him about. He said that if a woman gets a chance, she will pit many men against each other to compete for him, ignoring what happens to the losers. Ben understands that to be true when he realizes that it is the plot of every modern romance that has ever existed ...


Such conflicts not only increase the demand for women, allowing them to enjoy extra attention and feel special, but also like an entertaining show for them! One that they just feel proud of as an orchestra! Embarrassed? A goof? There ain't! They feel entitled for men to destroy themselves for their sake!


Ben sneered. 'Did she think just because she was the first girl I slept with, that I would like her and pursue her to be my girlfriend? Well he thinks right!'


...


'That did happen! But luckily Beluga got me straight, so it sucks for her!'


What does this have to do with Penelope? He just got drunk with her! He wasn't even the only guy she slept with! He didn't help her either. He did it in revenge on his girlfriend!


Ben is a believer in treating a girl well, but he has to get it! He doesn't run a free bodyguard service!


He also did not manage a common kitchen for women!


Since they are not in a special relationship, Ben sees no reason to do so. 'What's the reward for being involved in his nonsense? Have we not been in contact ? He made the classic business mistake of not signing a contract and paying up front!'


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Ben would never let a woman manipulate him like a doll! Not if they're already in touch !


...


Moreover he completed the challenge, even the system got bored with him!


That is the last****** in the coffin...


Penelope still could not believe her ears as she gawked towards him. "What did you say?"


Ben sighed and placed his hand on his shoulder. "Look at this, I'm like a web novel translator on hiatus...


I just need a little rest and I promise to be back soon...


Trust me and continue to subscribe to the privilege ... "


...


Letting her swim in confusion, Ben walks past her, heading to get something to eat. As he approached the elevator, he turned around, waved, and shouted. "Must do the next volume! See you in two years!"


...


Just like that, he was left in a hiatus hell ...


***


Ben smiled as he got off in the elevator.


[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Duck It and Kick It(rarely) - Throw away a woman after sleeping with her]


[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]


Although he preferred to keep women around, achievements like this made him not mind using as a double-barrel pump and flue gun...


After all, this was a step in the right direction for his noble purpose of cheating in class...


As Ben approached the lobby, he had already thought of something else.


First, what would happen to the three squirrels he left on the floor? Will they just disappear?


...


Or does he have to call the floor cleaning service?


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Unable to come to a conclusion, Ben's mind moves on to something else, something he's looking forward to, and another reason he doesn't need to deal with Penelope's trash; tonight, he's dating Annabelle.


***


An hour later, Tyler and two of his friends lie in his dorm room, trying to understand how their day got so bad...


After waking up, they crawled and staggered there to lick their wounds. Now, they were all holding an ice-cold Gatorade on their heads...


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He looked around and his friends had no answer. "I read in biology that unconsciousness lasts only a few seconds or minutes. So why is it that when Ben hits us, we pass out for an hour?!?


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The third person who suffocated and fell on his head tried to justify it. "It looks like they have a prolonged unconscious superpower just to get away from us!"


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Tyler added, "And why was it that long, no one called an ambulance? It seems we're not even human!"


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Staring at the ground, the blonde finally spoke in a trembling voice. "It wasn't me. I didn't faint. I'm just pretending to be dead..."


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The two thugs looked towards the head thug, listening in silence, as if waiting for him to decipher the advanced move they had yet to achieve in the skill tree...


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The blonde explained. "I pretended to be dead to stop the punishment... Then I have to see my boyfriend stick his boots on my back, step on my dead body..."


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His lips trembled as he struggled to continue. "He walked over to another man... Then, he even rejected it!"


She cries as she repeats the conversation between Ben and Penelope ...


The other two did not know how to comfort him, so they just sat there in silence and vibration ...


A minute later, the third broke the silence. "What should we do? Should we take revenge?"


Tyler pondered over it and immediately recalled Ben's beans on his face...


He sees a sudden illusion, in which although there is no thorough research proving its effectiveness, the entire human race is forced to wear diapers on their faces...


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As Tyler begins to sweat from an absurd masked nightmare. He no longer wanted to get involved with Satanic Ben! Or losers! Or whatever the name of the full multi-word Devil!


Tyler sitting. "Forget revenge! I'd better move dorms!" He looked at the blonde. "And if I were you, I'd forget that girl. Looks like he set us up!"


In that case, the blonde could not hold back any more tears! They flowed on his face uncontrollably! Clutches are too good...


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Though, it was not him as the entire ordeal was terrible. She had not cried since she was a child, but she had never eaten such a trauma! For some reason, when thinking about his childhood, he missed those times, playing around... Unknowingly, his right hand moved towards his mouth, until before long, he sucked his thumb!


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Tyler and the third man stared dumbfounded! Somehow, however, it just makes them more sympathetic. Watching this scene made them cry and also think about their own miserable situation...


One by one, the two moved next to the blonde, wrapping their arms around comfortably...


Immediately, the three supported each other in the arms of crying in groups ...


This is a clear example of bonding through adversity. The great struggle of walking off a cliff is the best way to unify ...


***


Meanwhile, as Ben sits in the cafeteria, something catches his eye, bothering him as he eats his victory beef...


[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Cuckold Mind Break (rarely) - Destroy the soul of someone you have cheated on]


[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 1000]


And with that, Ben has the 5000 points he needs...


A man's pain becomes another man's pleasure ...