The System In My Head
Raining frats and dogs
Ben stood under the canopy of the restaurant, watching the heavy rain flutter the city; his frown was even louder than the weather.
Even all the spicy sauce he had poured into the chicken kebab he had just eaten could not shake the bad taste in his mouth. 'What the fuck?!? No news on this!'
Ben knows what this means for his night. Rain this early is a killer of nightlife, making people stay at home, which will close the window of opportunity. 'Is this karmic revenge for Katie? Damn clouds...'
Now Ben has to trudge through the rain to get back to his dorm to pick up an umbrella and change his wet clothes. The worst part is there's nothing he can do. Despite the pessimistic situation, he had no choice but to go out and try his luck at the bar. It doesn't matter that the odds are bad because Zeus dropped a lot ...
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Thinking of it further, Ben becomes enraged, but he has no way of taking revenge on the culprit—Storm...
So he could only curse at the mouthpiece of his mouth. He pointed to the sky and shouted, "Curse you weatherman! I curse you!!!"
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"Get out of my shop, crazy!" A Middle Eastern man with an apron shouted at Ben from behind the counter.
Ben ignored. He tries to find an idea to save the night, but fails...
Without a better alternative, she walks through the rain, beginning her journey to find women in a local bar.
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On the other side of town, a fat weatherman was eating at an upscale restaurant for a steak dinner. It was a worthy reward for his recent hard work. Classical music produces the perfect atmosphere to compliment the delicious tenderloin that rolls around in its mouth. Then, out of nowhere, he sneezed...
Her male friend across the table was watching a random anime 20 years ago.so she knew what this meant, and chuckled. "Someone must be talking about you ..."
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The friend blinked because there was no answer. "Rik?"
Suddenly, the weather officer jumped out of his chair and grabbed his own throat with both hands. His mouth opened as if he was trying to scream, but only a bent gulp came out. "ECCH! ACCHHHH!"
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The face of the weather officer turned purple! He choked to death!
Everyone nearby was shocked! No one answered except the quick-thinking maid who ran over and gave him Heimlich!
A piece of meat flew out of the mouth of the weather officer ...
He almost died from the Japanese sneeze curse!
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Everyone let out a sigh of relief, including the weather officer, who was holding onto his chest to calm down. He looked at his friend across the table. "Oh my God, I almost died. Scott, did you see him?"
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Scott did not reply, as he stood holding his throat. "ECCH! ACCHHHH!"
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A piece of steak had flown in from the weatherman and entered the mouth of his gasping friend!
His face turned purple! He choked to death!
Fortunately, the servant was experienced!
He saved the day once again...
Scott almost died from the curse of spitting Heimlich's food!
Fortunately there was no third choking incident, but his condition was not right. No one gasped in shock this time as they had seen the weather officer choking...
***
A few hours later...
He came out and tried his best but it failed miserably. It was a weekday night so initially it wouldn't boom, but once it started coming down, it was the death knell of that night. Everyone else stayed or went home early. Ben jumps from bar to bar but they are empty, closed, or have no viable prospects.
One important thing about the night was that even though attractive girls stayed at home, it did not stop a number of thirsty men from trying their luck. This creates an additional negative factor. This worsens Ben's chances by producing a terrible male-female ratio, and creates a dirty atmosphere for the women. A desperate man even opened up a bartender with the phrase "Of all the animals in the world, which one will you eat?"
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The interesting—man was Ben...
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He was the one who tried his daily divine line on her. With what happened the last time he used that skill, Ben thought it might be better to choose an unusual option. Too bad the bartender didn't react as expected. . .
His response tried to force him to abandon his tip ...
After avoiding the knife...Ben returns to his dorm and creeps in the hallway, but everyone stays in their room. Midterm exams are coming up and people are busy studying.
So now, Ben is outside, in the rain, condemning his misfortune. Why would he do something so cliche? Because he read that web publishers say cliches are good...
And even held a contest to reward them...
Also, she hoped the sponsors watching would pity her during this Game of Thirst...
Then, maybe the parachute will come down with a love potion to help him...
Will this sponsor get out of it? Altruistic satisfaction .. becomes a plot device ...
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Exhausted, Ben trudged through the puddle of street water to the edge of the park. His blurred eyes stared at something nearby, which some referred to as a potential target...
Traces of madness appeared in his eyes ... He can't take it anymore!
He dashed forward and hugged the target with all his might!
Forced by circumstances, Ben turned around!
Why should he care anymore?!? Rape is a popular tag in web publishing...
And if it follows the formula, the target will immediately fall in love with her ...
As if proving the novel was realistic, the target was not shouting...
Because it's a tree...
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With a crazy expression, Ben released a loud mocking laugh into the night air. "Fucking system! Even if you kill me, I want to prove you wrong! When you first arrived, you said a tree might reject me! Well, you're wrong! Look at me now!!!"
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The system remains silent which only makes Ben even more angry. "What do you have to say, huh? I have come so far! Can you see my character development now?!?"
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"MEEEEEE WITNESS!"
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Cruel to the enemy and cruel to himself!
Ben becomes a tree hugger literally, to give KO two faces: to the system, and to himself...
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With death approaching, Ben loses his mind.and even though the tree accepts him, he still feels hollow...
