The System In My Head
Author blocking and avoiding c* ck
Ben puts his hand on the typewriter, prepares to write a message he believes is a lie, and then...
His fingers were on the keys, but he could not write... He forgot what he wanted to say! Like his brain in the fog! I think he has a writer's block!
However, as soon as her hand left the key, she remembered. '******it's not a good wife!'
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'He was married three times at the age of 34! He was married to Kris Humphries for only 72 days!' Then, Ben looked at the typewriter... "This guy knows what I'm talking about."
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Ben had no problem discussing this topic, so it was unlikely that the previous writer's block was normal. He believed it should be the effect of a healthy honesty policy of the typewriter.
Now, seeing how it worked, he decided to test the restrictions further.
After a while of typing or failing to type things...Ben understood the general principles.
At first, he hoped the device would work like a god's lie detector, distinguishing truth from falsehood about all existence, but it wasn't particularly remarkable. It only gives him the writer's block if he knows or believes what he typed is a lie.
After examining his lies on various issues, Ben realizes that it is in harmony with his personal thoughts, not objective reality. Even so, he had to admit, this typewriter was indeed amazing.Since when he typed something that did not lie, his writing ability skyrocketed!
As he wrote with the machine, he felt his flow of words improve; his tempo, word selection, everything became much clearer than he had ever written in his entire life. Thinking about it, it made sense; it was the effect of a stat change.
The typewriter increased its communication stat from 5 to 7. What is the significance of the number 7? It's already on the professional level! Then, with a multiplier of his new 8 in charisma, his level was even more pronounced! In other words, while using this machine, Ben reached the level of an experienced professional writer!
How amazing is that?!? He's only 18!
When thinking about stat improvements, Ben remembered that he also had another item for communication: a Mini-Cubing necklace that gave +1. However, there were two problems with the item. First, it only works when talking to women. Second, after testing it, he found that it did not work while writing! However, it is not necessary. With 7 in communication and 8 in charisma to reinforce it, Ben's writing ability exploded!
Soon, she began rewriting the paragraphs Owen asked her to submit to Male's Health for her feature. Knowing it would not be uploaded until that night, he decided to improve its quality.
A few minutes later...
Ben finished submitting his content to editors at Male's Health, having forgotten that there were still system rewards to be skipped.
"Phew. That's intense." Writing like that really makes it flow. It seemed like he was immersed in words and everything around him disappeared. When he regained consciousness, he remembered there was one last thing on the agenda before he could stop. "I still have to turn Willy."
Ben's feelings about the wheel of life are jumbled, as one might feel toward a sexy bipolar girlfriend; on the one hand, she provides some amazing benefits. On the other hand, sometimes, ******it's very wild.
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Still, he thinks overall the positives outweigh the negatives with Willy, at least so far ...
*Fwoosh*
In the middle of his room, from the depths of Asmodeus' unholy rape pit, or perhaps the unholy Amazonian storage room.
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Ben stared intently at the expanding black sphere, making sure that at all times, he was ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge...
However, as Willy continued to develop, nothing happened ...
'Maybe it will be fine this time ...'
Since Willy was close to reaching his full size, at the time ...
Ben started sweating early when he realized he was putting the flag down, but soon relaxed when he remembered a flag showing nothing. 'Even the moon has a flag... The flag has been around since the astronauts first landed there, in endless space...'
'Even if there is a flag on the moon, it is on the opposite side of the alien base ...' Ben knows flags are unreliable ...
With the flag hoisted, he observed the ball turning into a wheel. After finishing forming, knowing Willy was not interested in small talk, Ben approached the wheel to spin his item, and pulled the lever...
Moments later.Willy's arrow stops.on the picture...
Next, the pill bottle appeared on the floor, and Willy began to shrink, immediately disappearing from the room. 'Other pages ...' Drug dealer Ben has the worst personality ...
He knew he couldn't hope for better, because from what he's seen so far, there's a high chance Willy's coming from a long line of assholes ...
Approaching the pill bottle, Ben picked it up, and opened the system info inside.
[Antibiodick(Item, Rare) x1 - Medicinal cultivation pills to gain permanent immunity to infection, harmful energies, curses, and all kinds of other detrimental effects, but only if they enter through a turtle... Created by the Perverted Divine Alchemist ]
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Seeing this item, Ben grinned as he understood the implications. "This is a permanent STI blocker!"
With this, he can get everything he wants without worrying about HIV infectious diseases ! Until now, they had been blocked by his plot turtle. However, reading the description of the item again, Ben realized there were other important factors to consider.
'If I were to sell this to the government, I would become rich .. and might even end up in the history books as a major contributor to humanity ... Conversely, if I eat it, I can eat raw dog girls that much.'
*Hahm*He ate it!
