The System In My Head

Textual relations

Ben was walking through the location where he would meet Beluga and Antonio. 'If nothing else, this is a great place to get out of the zombie apocalypse ...'

The surrounding environment was bustling with the sounds of people passing by. As Ben walks past the food stall, the smell of roasted pretzels catches his eye. He paused for a moment. A man behind her did not notice and hit Ben's feet with his grocery bag, but continued walking without apologizing.

Ben just needs to look at the store brand in the bag to solve the equation; "Ed Hardy." This is simplified for douche ...

He was in a shopping mall in Brooklyn, the same place where he first approached girls with Beluga and Antonio.

'Maybe not as good as prison, but this place will work. The key is to remember that despite being surrounded by zombies in a place like this, there has never been a horde that made you; cowardly be infected and not tell anyone just in case he "get better." ponder Ben. "However, the solution is simple: cameras are hidden in all bathrooms...'

Randomly, Ben's mind would explode into an apocalyptic survival simulation. Wh why? Because he's a man! And zombie fans! It was a natural result of that combination!

"Yes, Ben!" Antonio shouted from in front of a cafe.

Ben sees Antonio and Beluga waiting for him, so he walks over and greets them. "Also, since you picked this place again, do I think you like doing daytime games here?"

With a deep voice, Beluga replied, "I prefer the library but it's closed now."

Ben squinted his eyes. "Library? But it's hard for women to talk."

Beluga smile. "Exactly. They can't scream..."

...

After taking half a step back on instinct, Ben would ask why it was important. Then he remembered some of his failed openers with the woman cursing at him... 'Yes, it was just yesterday.'

Beluga nodded. "I can see you understand me ..."

'I wouldn't say that ...' Ben gulps.

Beluga looks into the distance. "In that situation, you can be very creative with your opener ..."

"That's why I got the library card!" Antonio added.

...

Ben blinked. 'Is this why our country's students do exams so poorly?'

America's future is threatened...

Soon, the three ordered a drink and sat down to catch up.

Ben knocked on the table. "I REALLY need to make love in the next few days."

Antonio and Beluga glanced at each other, sharing the same thought. 'He went F * ckushima .. was hit by a nuclear thirsty bomb ...'

At that time, Ben received an SMS. It was from Katie, a cute pink haired anime lover. She tried to schedule a date with him the next day. As Ben typed the text, Antonio grabbed his hand. "Whoa, whoa! What the hell are you doing? You're trying to circumcise yourself?!?"

...

"What's? I'll answer." Ben doesn't understand.

Beluga shook his head. "Benjamin, you don't want to be sad ..."

"What's the problem?" ask Ben.

"Listen, because it's like this. You remember I said, chicks always imagine a man in the most miserable state?" ask Antonio.

Ben nodded. He remembers Antonio mentioning it the last time he texted Katie with him.

"Well, what do girls think when a guy answers?" ask Antonio.

Ben scratched his chin. "He's responsible and will be a good father?"

...

Antonio is two-faced...

Beluga raised his hand into the air...

After a while, Beluga explained. "Benjamin, why do you think there are so many single mothers? Is it because they're attracted to men who would be good fathers?"

Ben scratched his head. "Isn't it because of the system?"

...

Beluga standing and walking in a circle ...

shouted Antonio. "WHAT SYSTEM?!?"

Ben shrugged his shoulders. "The system! That guy! I don't know!"

Antonio kicked the table. "Look!" He took a deep breath to calm down. "The reality is women are not interested in being responsible. They are attracted to high status, good looks, games, and busy men with plenty of options. So how busy are you if you reply to girls at random. - Text time soon?"

Beluga sat down. "When you do that, women picture you sitting by the phone, waiting for their text like a sad puppy."

Ben's eyes widened. He was rethinking his text conversations over the past few weeks. He realized the date that appeared was the one he set while doing something else. As a result, he was not excited in answering. 'They're right...'

Antonio raised 3 fingers. "Three Minute Rules..."

"What's that?" Ben blinked.

"This is a rule I made about the best time to reply to chicks in any text situation" Antonio replied.

Beluga nodded. "You should listen to Antonio about this. As far as I know, I've never seen someone more talented at using text games..."

Antonio squinted his eyes. "Listen carefully, I'll tell you how to maximize your chances of setting a date above the text. That's the only way to go. Follow this advice, or you will lose another soul in SMS..."

Ben's eyes flashed with fear as he imagined an unclear conversation and motivation. "The other Bill Murray..." Then, he flicked it up, and leaning on the body, his mind entered a state of mindfulness. He's all set...

It's time to learn the ins and outs of textual relationships.