The System In My Head

World of skanks cultivation

"He's stuck landing!" Ben watched Antonio slide into the set. The women were now joking and chatting with him! Or rather, slurring!

Legendary prostitutes drank a lot of alchemy potions! They broke through to the next realm! This is now a mythical drunken whore!

A few minutes later, Ben summoned isekai to the cultivation world of this bastard..."Cuz, over here!" Antonio waved at him.

"Ah, who is this?" a sexy blonde with shoulder-length hair asks when Ben arrives.

"This is my cousin, the coolest guy" replied Antonio. Then he went on to talk to Ben a little bit. This is their standard procedure. When the wingman came in, the opening man praised him for establishing his status.

Ben finds it a bit difficult to focus because he sees something unusual in the blond's system data.

[Current target attraction level: curious (+2 bonus drunk)]

There are two interesting things there. First, the +2 hangover bonus is a testimony to what Beluga and his cousin had previously said about the effects of being drunk on women. Second, if you take +2, he will be at the level below where he started in ordinary situations; disinclined instead of indifferent.

Ben guessed this was because this girl was much more attractive than him. He licked his lips as he glanced at his black leather pants and a tight top revealing his outrageous body. Other than those two problems, there was something even more extraordinary about him.

[Current target comfort level: invalid (drunk status)]

Comfort is not valid! Status drunk!

'Yes!' thought Ben. He didn't even need the comfort to put this monkey to sleep!

'OKAY. I have to focus.' Ben stepped up to test his cultivation talent. He jumped into a conversation with these witches of money.

***

10 Minutes later, things couldn't go better. Of the three women, one remained busy chatting with the other random guy at the bar, one making out with Antonio, and the other leaned hard on Ben!

[Current target attraction level: interested (+2 bonus drunk)]

Ben gulps. 'God! It's moving faster than I expected. And he's just on an interested level. I might fly to heaven tonight!'

Antonio leaned over and whispered into Ben's ear, 'Bro, I think these chicks are ready to put down the towel. We have to move.'

Ben knew he was right, but he couldn't concentrate because all the blood from his brain was flowing down his lower half.

The blonde attaches her foot to ************ Ben. 'Oh, looks like there's something fun there ...'

Ben's body and mind are on fire. 'Don't fuck this up!'

The blonde leaned into her ear and whispered, "Hey...would you come to the bathroom with me?"

Instinctively, he almost yelled, "F*CK YEEAAH!"

He placed his hand on his chest as he swung his crazy body from side to side like a snake, holding eye contact with it as he moved down, down and down. When she reached so low that she crouched down, she stayed there, jumping around and down on her high heels while biting her lips, no longer looking into Ben's eyes, but lower ... to his younger brother. His hand also moved downwards, now touching him there.

'Holy mole! He's trying to mark the whole family!' Ben had no idea how much more he could take!

Then, he remained there, swinging his head and licking his lips as he looked into Ben's eyes.

Ben tries his best to stay calm and not look too excited or do anything stupid. In his head, he panicked! All sorts of thoughts were flowing in his feverish brain! 'Should I pull it out?!?'

In his mind, a protective angel with his face and wearing a white robe came out on his shoulder and advised him. 'No fools! This is the middle of the bar! Do you want to be arrested?!?'

Then the devil with his face came out on the opposite shoulder and gave him a second opinion. 'Do p*ssy! Quick, it won't whip itself!'

Angels make new arguments. 'Don't listen to that fool! He told you to listen to Nickelback then! You remember that?!?'

'The devil gave his counter argument. 'F* your ck! You doublekawaii bastard who wears silk!'

'No, fuck you!' The angel swore back.

The devil spreads an evil grin. 'Hey .. guess what I did last night, ' he told the angel.

The angel shook his head. 'No no no No! Don't bring my mom into this, motherfucker!'

The devil explained, '...I watched Shameless on Netflix.'

The angel relaxed. 'Oh, that's a good show actually.'

'I made love to your mother on the sidelines of the episode. Netflix and chill...'

'NO!!!!' the angel shouted.

Then the two somehow summon a battle ring in Ben's mind and start a wrestling match ...

Two more demons came out and it became a 3 on 1 hit on the angel!

Ben shook his head, freeing himself from the absurd image and trying to refocus on his current dilemma. Unfortunately, his chance to appear in public had already passed like a shooting star. The blonde beauty is now back on her feet.

He turned around with his back to Ben. Then she pressed her tight leather pants on him. He stuck his thick ass to his body... As he rubs his sister up and down and side to side, Ben feels a sense of friction that could trigger a forest fire. He almost forced her to attack even before their battle began!

He looks over his shoulder, giving Ben sensual eye contact and a wild grin. Just as she was about to grab Ben's hand and pull him into the bathroom, a powerful voice caught his attention, forcing him to look up.

"Hey, honey. Get rid of this loser and I'll show you how a real man will treat you..." A large man figure towered over them with a smug grin plastered on his face.