The System In My Head

Karma Splooge

Ben is proud of his cumshot without his binoculars... 'One shot...'

Not only did he hit the target, but he saved ammunition. 'Refillable protein hunter...'

He believes they have magical properties, probably used in JFK...

Despite being on the leaderboard now, Ben believes that it is more important to learn from experience so that he can succeed again. Today, he learned something important. 'So it turns out that a kiss once or twice is sometimes not enough, you may even have to do it many times.' Ben knew his persistence was a major factor in his relationship with Lia. He's glad he broke through.

'Even though we didn't go all the way, I'm sure I got some good achievements. Should I see my warning?' Ben gets a lot of warning when he is with Lia. 'No, I don't want to check here. It's getting late. Maybe do it at home too.' As he prepared to go inside, a familiar face walked out into the smoking area.

With a pack of cigarettes in his hand, Tyler stood on the spot for a moment while gawking at Ben. Then he laughed. "That's you .. forever alone huh?"

Ben grunts. "I haven't seen this guy since I humiliated him at the gym a few weeks ago. I don't think it should surprise me that this jello pool is here, because Domina is so close to the dorm.' A few weeks ago, Tyler's provocation would have made Ben uneasy, but now? He looked at Tyler as if he was underneath him. It would be like being angry at a barking little dog. That's why Ben just walked past it, not having the time or interest to argue with this random c*ck broker...

As Ben leaves, he is unaware that two teasing green eyes glittering within a sea of red hair are watching him from an upstairs window. They stare at Ben's back with intrigue as he disappears inside the bar. Then, losing all interest in the scene, they disappeared back into the dark interior...

Tyler looked at Ben's back. Smiling, he walked to the wall to take shelter from the wind so he could light a cigarette. When he arrived, he sniffed the air. 'Why does it smell like a swimming pool?'

...

He shook his head, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. "Fucking wind." Unable to turn it on due to the sudden gust of strong wind, he moved closer to the wall. 'I'm surprised that a fool is here. He's lucky I didn't look for him, because I still owe him for that gym incident. I have to think of a good reward for making her my bitch—Ahhh!"

As Tyler pondered the dao of douche, his feet slipped from underneath, making him fall onto his back.

*gebuk*

"... Ah, fuck." He was sick but not hurt. As he put his hand on the ground to get up, he touched something sticky... Frowning his face, he brought his hand forward and observed it. Still not sure, he inhaled... That was when his face turned pale. "IT'S JIZZZZZ!"

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[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: **** Fly Trap(good) - Make competing adventurers fall into the physical traps you set]

[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]

When Ben was not far from the doorway, he received a sudden achievement warning. Surprised, he checked it out. He narrowed his eyes, pondering for a moment why he accepted this. He doesn't realize that Tyler has come out of his ass and into f*ck.has fallen prey to a complicated trap created using jizz karma and troll physics...

After a while of being unable to solve this puzzle, Ben closes the screen and sets it aside, proceeding to the bar. When she reached the dance floor, a new song appeared on the speaker: "Sexual Eruption" by Snoop Dogg.

...

That's when Ben got another warning.

[Congratulations! You've opened Achievement: Customized Screams of Pain (rarely) - Having a dungeon character identified at least a mini-boss level changes the dungeon's mood music for you]

[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 200]

"A pleasant surprise." Ben peeked into the DJ booth and saw the hero who provided the assist; Theodore spun behind the table but gestured a greeting to Ben. Ben returned a wave. 'He looks busy, I won't bother him now ...'

Ben also sees Lia with Sarah sitting at their table, chatting among a group of people. Lia's mood is much better. They lock the gaze for a moment and immediately disconnect eye contact, not wanting to attract attention. Ben smiled, still thinking about his conquest...

He was satisfied but also exhausted from all the opening and final successes. 'I shouldn't be living here anymore. The bar will be closing soon and it will be a loss if Lia sees me talking to another girl.' Although Lia is not her boyfriend, and even dates other people, she thinks it would be bad if she saw him hitting another girl soon after having sex with him. Beluga has told her that women can be hypocritical about such things. Ben knows better than to doubt sage jizdom...

He also lacked the energy to talk to the girls outside. "It's time to go home and sleep." Despite only having a few days left before his possible execution, Ben knows he'll have a wonderful dream tonight; dreaming about a sexy girl with white hair, and his sexier sister—givi points PUA.