The System In My Head
The first skill book
'200 + 500 + ...' After seeing all those numbers, Ben wears the proverbial nerd glasses and adds points to his head. The numbers flew left and right in the eyes of his mind as he calculated the exact amount. 'The missing number! There's lots!' Counting by yourself is not the key. That's the system for.
4850 points! That's how many Ben's saved now!
He couldn't believe he was collecting so much in one night. However, Ben pinched his brows as it caused new difficulties. 'Should I look for a fetish place to look for points over the next few days?' Different people might make different choices here, but Ben only takes a few seconds to arrive at the answer: 'impossible.'
The main reason he went there last night was to see if the system would make an event. He never expected to gain so many achievements, nor for his journey to become an escape from Arkham ... Besides, last night's party only happened occasionally. Even if he found something similar somewhere, he could only accept each achievement once, which meant he had to run around and dirty himself with new abhorrent activities at all times. He could earn points that way and that might increase his chances of survival in 4 days, but he would rather die!
There is no decent number of points for Ben if it means getting stuck in a tornado**** and butt holes flying towards him from all directions!
After 4 days, he still had to move on. He had to live to see himself in the mirror!
Ben's will is strong. 'Sometimes in life, a man has to stand up, clench his anus, and say no! I'm not going to take part in your semen jamboree!'
His eyes shone with the fortitude of a single man who blocked the gates of the invading mighty horde ...
This is decisiveness! This is heroism! He would die before letting those savages plunder his innocent backside!
'By the way, going there will not complete my death mission. There are a few women there over 7 and there are other requirements besides appearance. That's why despite being lucky last night with milfs, there's no change.' Ben's death mission is: [Welcome Beginners - Seduce a woman within a month or die].
With the milfs, Ben doesn't seduce her. He seduced. 'Titjob it's like when I create a new MMO character then the maximum level passes and donate me some old equipment but their OP ...'
'Alright. Where's us? I'll open the shop ... yes? Why is nothing different?' The first thing Ben noticed was that no new items were listed even though he accumulated so many points. From 1000 to 4850, no new items appeared.
'Maybe a stronger item increases on the curve like a statistic. I don't know if the next one will be available for 5k or 10k. Either way, I don't have time to wait and see. I can get a lot of treasures now.' With this many points, Ben could buy 4 Intermediate-ranked Mystery Boxes!
However, since Fariq was here, Ben had to go somewhere else for privacy. So, she walked to the bathroom and sat down on the toilet. He'll be unboxing on his throne.
Ben just hoped he wouldn't get something big enough to pierce through the wall, but so far all things are small. 'Let's go!' Ben made the first draw. A mysterious box appeared on his lap and he opened it, closing his eyes to avoid the light...
'Book?' Ben's palm holds a light blue book.
[Squirtle Hydro Pump (Skill Book, Good) x1]
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After some confusion, Ben's eyes sparkled. 'Will this give me superpowers?!? I've always been more of a Charmander man but you have to start building your army from somewhere ...' He checked the description of the skill.
[Squirtle Hydro Pump(Skill, Set, Fine) - An entry-level fingering technique for making women squirt]
'...I should have known better than to raise my expectations. In fact, I'm not too disappointed. Wait, he said Set. Is that what I think?'
[Set: Have to catch everything - Collect Squirtle Hydro Pump(Skill), Bulbasaur Seed Bomb(Skill), and Charmander Fire Punch(Skill) to get Pikachu Sweet Kiss (Skill) hidden bonus]
[Collection Status: 1/3]
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'I can follow most sexual innuendos, but what does Fire Punch do?'
Ben scratched his head. 'There's a lot going on here. After all, this is my first skill! And the skills set at that moment! I don't know if it's good! Why it is called Pokemon! But I'll take it!'
[Do you want to learn Squirtle Water Pumps (Skill Books, Good)?]
Ben gives a mental affirmation and soon the book turns into a ball of energy made of light. It then arched into the toilet and shot into his anus.
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"Ouch!" It even gave him an electric shock upon contact ...
'Isn't that supposed to go into my forehead?!? Why anus?!?'
The system does not give an answer.
"You okay inside?" shout Fariq.
"Contest of disasters only ... No need to worry!" It was another trauma added to the long list that Ben had to share with psychiatrists.
