The System In My Head
First epic achievement
Sitting on his bed, Ben reads his achievements with sparkling eyes.That in itself is incredible, but it can never be compared to pointgasm...
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Pittsburgh Push-Pop(good) - When getting something from a woman, have another woman push her head to force it down the throat]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points + 500]
He's nodding. "You can't spell a team without meat."
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[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Skeetlance Videographer(well) - Take a naked video of a woman while achieving repeated achievements for indecent acts]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
"A true artist must practice in a variety of media..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Stranger Ringing The Bell(well) - When getting an assignment from a woman, have another woman throw a turtle into her mouth]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
"That sound makes the best kind of alarm clock..."
He also wondered if it would mess up the symbiotes ...
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Gollywop(good) - While getting a task from two women, slap their faces with your turtle]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
"Not just Squirwot, my wop is also enhanced..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Sollywop(good) - When getting a task from two women, slap the one with your turtle]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
"I don't think Miyuki's stupid.but fine."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Driver's Headucation Lesson(well) - Have a woman make your turtle vomit into another woman's mouth]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
Ben looked at this achievement. "I have to hurry and get the license ..."
He doesn't need to drive in Manhattan, he can't afford a car either, and probably doesn't even have gas money for now...
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Boston Cream Strangler Impersonator(rarely) - When getting from a woman, have another woman push her head as far as possible into your tortoise before you shoot it down her throat]
[Distribute rewards: PUA Points +1000]
He smiled, considering this naming scheme came from the original Boston Cream Strangler he did himself. "Imitation is the greatest form of splash ..."
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Recruiting Double Agent(epik) - Achieve repeated achievements for action with a lesbyan]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +5000]
Ben gasps. It was his first epic achievement! He believes it is worth it! After all, how many men can connect**** with a lesbian?
Now that he had gained the epic, after chatting with the system a little, he had gained a clearer understanding of how the level of scarcity worked for achievement.
Good is something worth paying attention to.
Rare was something he remembered for the rest of his life.
Epic was something that would be talked about and remembered by his circle of friends for the rest of their lives!
As for the legends he had never seen, it was something that foreigners would talk about in a vast geographical area if they knew about it! It was the kind of rumor that could make him famous!
At the time, Ben understood the essence of the strategy used by the Kardashian family and others who gained fame through recording ...
Given what he knew about them, he also suspected they were passing on that knowledge as a family legacy ...
'If I ever get something like invisibility, I have to sneak into Kardashian's house and see if I can find a copy of Psk Cum Tzu's Art.'
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His heart was full of envy. 'So many points they have to collect ...'
Weight on "mustajab water"
...
Sighing, Ben could only be satisfied with his own system.but he immediately cheered by reading more achievements.
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: ***-embly Line (well) - Set up a chain of blows with you and two others]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
Ben once read about how amazing this discovery was for productivity, and now he experiences it firsthand. "Efficiency is the key. Standardization for mass consumption..."
[Congratulations! You have unlocked Achievement: Knocking Tong (rare) - Making women gush repeatedly in no time]
[Distribute rewards: PUA Points +1000]
He grins. 'If I knew it would be a name, I would do a tong stand ...
Now, let's get the truck to pick up that empty metal chunk...'
Although grateful for the achievement, Ben is a little disappointed this is also not epic, because the original achievement is rare. He understands why. The distance between rare to epic is 5x, compared to the distance below rare as fine to rare which is only 2x. Therefore, to get an epic feat, it needs something monumental.
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Dual Wielding(epic) - Spray two girls at once]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +5000]
"And it's fresh water ..."
Ben held onto his waist, with his index finger pointing as if it was a weapon. "Bang bang."
He then blew his fingers, one hand at a time like he was smoking.
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This feat made him even more appreciative of Wartortle Rain Dance as he would never obtain this achievement himself. However, Ben continues to work to create the situation for Wartortle to shine. Pokemon are powerful, but they cannot pay a registration fee to enter a Pokemon tournament without their master...
Ben applies pimp logic to the Pokemon circuit...
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Surgeon Girl (repeatable, rare) - Take up a new woman's expertise]
[Distribute rewards: PUA Points +1000]
He's become quite proficient at this now. "Repetition is the key to perfection..."
[Congratulations! You have opened Achievement: Owwywop(good) - When it comes to a woman, make her slap her own face]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
'Much easier when they saved me from facelapping problems ...'
[Congratulations! You've opened Achievement: Doggy Pile-Up (good) - Connecting with two women stacked one on top of the other in a hunchback position]
[Sharing rewards: PUA Points +500]
"Miyuki really helped today ..."
Ben really enjoyed this position. After all, as a child, her favorite part of anime and mecha cartoons was when robots were combined into larger mecha...
As for why this did not rank higher, he asked the system and he explained it. The scarcity calculation of this position takes into account that he is already in three some, but does not give additional points to it directly, as happens with most three-some achievements.
To be more specific, if he is with a woman, placing him in an exotic position is unusual. Given that he was in a three-some with two women as a foundation, his ranking increased to good, as he needed to convince the two of them to be placed in their posts...
However, the system does not calculate most of the points for the three some itself there, but in its own achievement.
Regardless, since this was already a level higher than the other positional achievements he obtained which rarely happened, Ben was satisfied.
After all, he did not need to complain, because for the first time, he made a huge profit!
That's not all either. The best part is that—ini is just the beginning! There are still many gifts waiting!
