The System In My Head
The Road of Shy Men
After a thorough cleaning session, Penelope now checks her digital camera roll with Ben. They chose the photos that most showed his love for his girlfriend...
In other words, he was still a bit drunk.and not only alcohol, but also...
As he was about to pick a photo, Ben stopped him. "No, not that one... Right, that picture is the best. It really brings up your feelings while letting her know that you still care." Ben pointed to the photo where Penelope's eyes were glaring as she strangled herself in ...
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As the two of them lay in bed, Penelope immediately emailed the photos to her boyfriend, and just like that, she was a proud new green hat leprechaun ...
While Penelope goes to check her phone, Ben continues to scroll through the reel of her photo. That's when he saw something interesting—photo him in the same dorm room, naked... From the seductive look on her face, she knew it wasn't her boyfriend who took it. ..
Ben glanced. 'It looks like it's not just me cheating with his girlfriend with ...' He had a strange feeling for a moment, but immediately ignored it. In reality, he did not know this girl, and they only had a one night stand. In fact, she had already dated someone else and this was an affair .. so this kind of matter had nothing to do with her.
When Penelope finished checking her phone, she turned towards Ben, remembering something she wanted to ask him. "Leeroy..why don't you speak Greek to me like you did when you first met?"
'The alcohol is definitely starting to diminish...' Ben considered the answer for a while before answering. "Those few lines in Greek are the only ones I know how to say ..."
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He raised an eyebrow. "Very specific lines on textbooks about macroeconomics?"
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With a sincere expression, Ben just kept nodding like a bobble head...
Penelope shook her head, finding the reason strange but no longer caring. "OKAY. I have to sleep..."
He's not sure what protocol is here so Ben can only follow what he sees on TV. "That sounds good, so.must we hug or..."
Penelope narrowed her eyes at him. "No. .. I slept .. you go ..."
[Current target attraction level: interested(-1)(+2 bonus drunk)]
'Whoa...I think it's my cue to leave...' As Ben got out of bed and started to put on his clothes, he saw something glittering from the corner of his eye. It was in bed between the legs of Penelope ...
'What is that?' He narrowed his eyes and stepped towards her to take a closer look. Immediately, he saw a rectangular object the size of a saltbed, light blue, and shiny... When Ben got close enough to recognize the object, he gasped. "Oh Diablo..does it fall from its coochie? That's a little treasure chest!"
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Ben thought about it and then understood it must be part of the system, the gifts that come out after they have been in contact*** 'Unless it's some kind of toy*** Greek...'
After all, the treasure chest was like a crack to a gamer. Without thinking twice, he stretched out his hand and took it.
"What are you doing?!" However, Penelope did not seem to be so excited that she suddenly grabbed her lower region ...
Ben wasn't sure what to say, so first he eliminated some options. 'I probably shouldn't have told her that the one she kidnapped was a wild boss who was killed and dropped the loot ...'
[Current target attraction level: curious(-1)(+2 bonus drunk)]
[Current target comfort level: acquaintance(-1)(+2 bonus drunk)]
Penelope didn't give him time to explain. "We're done..get out malacca!"
Tired of a crazy day, he was not trying to negotiate with a drunk girl. Instead, Ben finished getting dressed and left...
He closed the door and walked to the elevator. 'So he made me do an embarrassing walk ..' he stared at the ground ...
Embarrassed? Impossible! The universe gives fans an invincible shame on every man who has just been in contact ****!
When he arrived at the elevator, Ben remembered something. 'Berdevan. I should have taken the camera... If I followed the playbook, I could have used the photos to blackmail him into more contact*** in the future...
Then, when I meet a close female friend or relative who cares deeply for her, I can use a photo of Penelope again to blackmail the girl...
After that, I could take a picture of the new girl, blackmail her with them, and use it to blackmail the third girl...
Like that, the cycle will continue until I rape every woman on Earth!'
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Ben shook his head and sighed. 'Forget it, I can't force myself to do such a thing...' The one who thinks of such a scheme is on the side of justice...
He took the elevator to the floor. On the way up, Ben's mind still remembers his amazing sex session with Penelope... With his overdrive brain, inspiration struck him like a Buddha under a Bodhi tree...
After achieving enlightenment when he steps onto his floor, Ben begins to display a new and improved version of Khalid's "Talk.
"Can't we cuckkkk?~
Can't we just take a dip?~
How about you start blowing '~
So your face is so kinclong~
Let me go crazy first~
Can't get these photos without flowing~
I've never felt like this before~
Your boyfriend crying in his car~
Can't we cuckkkk?~
Can't we just take a dip?~
P*ssy-drop treasure chest shine~"
Ben took a deep breath as he imagined being in front of the standing ovation at Madison Square Garden...
"Shut your mouth!" Instead, a familiar voice shouted from within the dorm room.
Ben recognized the voice and chuckled, continuing to walk to his own room.
Meanwhile, Tyler is in bed, waking up to Ben's sad song... What's worse is that now he can't sleep because a very catchy song keeps spinning in his head...
When Ben arrives at his doorstep, he yawns, realizing that he is beginning to have trouble even opening his eyes. That day was the craziest of his life, pushing his mental and physical endurance to the absolute limit, so once he reached the safety of his home, his nerves relaxed and all fatigue assaulted him at once.
When she grabs the key in her pocket to open the door, Ben's hand goes through something subtle that reminds him that he's forgotten something. It was a light blue treasure chest in his pocket. However, he was not in the mood to see it now. He needs to sleep.
When Ben entered his room, he immediately fell onto the bed. His last thought before falling asleep was 'The great day is over. The end also.almost feels like..finally...volume one of my legends...'
That night, he dreams of screwing all the gods on Mount Olympus before being chased by Big Bird...
