The System In My Head
Slapathons
Everyone in the class said nothing. Even if one wanted to speak, they did not dare to make themselves a target for Ben the poisonous dragon...
The truth is that it's over. Done it. Everyone is dealing, the only question left is whether they would rather live their lives like Nicolas Cage or John Travolta...
There are no easy answers...
In fact, almost everyone is silent during the entire slapathon with one exception. There was one person laughing, and that was Professor Tremblay...
If other professors saw it, they might find it unprofessional to let presentations like this continue, but he thought it was good for students. During class, it becomes clear that many of them are arrogant and need a call to wake up. More importantly, that shit is funny!
When the first slap occurred, he laughed out loud, having to cover it up with a cough as some people glanced at him. Most students are not aware of it. They were too busy watching their execution ... as they floated outside of their bodies ...
The only one who can see this clearly is Ben because he is facing him. After he finished educating the young man, he glanced at the professor, noticing he was still trying to hide a small smile. He remembered that when he made PowerPoint, there was an urge to put pieces of his entire body there as well ...
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Now, he was glad he threw away that demonic desire, because that stoic professor's rare smile was a greater gift, far better than living vicariously through the hands of PowerPoint ...
Next, Ben glanced at Lawrence, whose face was the ugliest of all the people here. That's normal because not only was she slapped, but Ben's presentation made her come to terms with a pleasant daydream!
Lawrence even touched his face as he glared at Ben. 'It's just animation, so why does my face hurt?!?'
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In fact, Lawrence played a huge role in the making of this PowerPoint; she was like the mother who gave birth to her ...
When Ben's mind first spawned the concept for this scientific presentation, because Lawrence's nature as a cockroach villain was like a passive talent that nudged Ben's mind into considering letting go ...
The law also supported Lawrence...
Strategy 11: take out the bad guys to avoid the headaches of creating new characters.
But Ben refused! His thought at that time was, 'I must forgive the bad guy? Then he'll come back again! Is my brain damaged?!?'
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Ben believes he is taking dangerous risks as an MC, straying away from the basic formula... However, he dared to do so because he also lived in this world! It was dangerous to have enemies when the plot armor was thin like tisue!
In the end, the cosmic forces on Lawrence's side motivated Ben to work even harder! To make sure he eliminated his entire cockroach problem, Ben even decided to not only step on Lawrence, but also to fumigate the entire class!
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Finished teaching the young man, Ben made his closing statement. "I hope you all learn something ..."
'Learn, embrace you !'
'What can we learn, motherfucker! How to roll with a slap?!?'
'I learned to stay away from you forever...'
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Seeing them accept his lesson secretly, Ben feels they want an encore, but is too amazed at his greatness to ask for it...
Being a loving and compassionate being, he decided to grant their wish... "And finally, I leave you all with a poem..."
'This is too much!'
'Let me die!'
'mind. NS. Same. Tim.'
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Ben took a breath, then chanted his spell in dragon language...
"You think I'm weak...
But I'm in a hurry...
You think you are strong ...
But I proved you wrong ...
Your face ate my punch...
To learn I was right...
Your heart holds such a grudge...
But now...
It's full of fear..."
Ben took a breath. "The title of this work is: 'Is your face hurting?'"
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He added one last line. "This poem is dedicated to one of you specifically ... You know who you are ..."
Lawrence's face became horrible. '"You know who you are?" Everybody knows! You pointed at me!'
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Before leaving, Ben played the final PowerPoint animation. A school bus appeared on the screen as all the heads flew into it. Then proceed to repel the slide. Ben explained it to the crowd. "This is your final goal ... Hope you all enjoyed your stay at Faceslap City ..."
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"Residence .. permanent ..."
"OKAY. Enough." Professor Tremblay finally ended Ben's presentation, as many students breathed a sigh of relief...
Their hearts can't stand it anymore!
As Ben prepared to leave the stage, he paused for a moment as his watch trembled.
[IOI Watch(Item, Rare) - After setting the minimum display qualification, when the wearer receives an IOI(interest indicator), the watch vibrates, the watch vibrates, then his hand pointed to the three women who gave the wearer the largest IOI within a distance of 30 meters]
Glancing at Professor Tremblay, Ben saw something different in his eyes as he looked at him...
Still, he couldn't catch up to anything. He is an honorable disciple.and there is Miyuki...
Soon, a bell rang signifying the end of class and the beginning of the afterlife for some students ...
As Ben exited the classroom and walked through the hall, a female voice stopped him. "How did you do it?!?"
He turned to look at the towering beauty giving him an intense look as he squeezed his fists. He was almost half a foot taller than her. However, his relaxed confidence and uncertain expression made him seem like Ben was looking down on him. As he observed his furrowed brows, he could not help but find his cute tense expression ...
"How did you beat me?!" He has done everything right. According to his team's calculations, Ben is unlikely to win, so he must have done something he didn't hide in his speech/slap...
The answer was in the specific data of the finals, waiting on his computer at home, but he couldn't wait.
Ben smiles. "I guess you're the one who made Lawrence try to tie my shoelaces on the last lap ... Otherwise, there would be no reason for him to join the company. I'd like to know, what do you offer him? "
Olivia gritted her teeth but did not reply.
Ben sneered. "I can guess .. but it is not necessary. I'll tell you this much, you're not the only one who can motivate people to your side ..."
He narrowed his eyes as his mind pondered over his words.
"Hey, Bennn~" At that moment, one of the group from the competition left the classroom and waved at him with a bright smile. It was a group of girls. A big group of girls...
Glancing at them, Olivia's jaw gaped as her eyes became as big as those of big girls...
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How did Ben defeat Olivia's plan? He played Crusader Kings 2! He was always on guard against plans!
Ben believes there are people out there who are really bad, bad, cunning con artists who will do anything to win. That was why he had to scheme first and harder!
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Olivia motivated Lawrence to help her? He made the same move! He convinced the other team to lower his segment! In the end, it was balanced!
When Olivia turned towards him with a very surprised face, she stretched out her hand and raised a finger. "You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted you!"
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Olivia was still gawking, but she had already gathered everything, except for one important thing. 'I still don't understand. I showed that my Cup to get him to help me. This bastard doesn't have a cup ! ...What did he show them?'
Ben could guess what he was thinking, but he didn't need to explain it. Instead, he turned around and left.
Olivia needs to know! He screamed at his back! "How did you do it?!?What are you showing them?!?"
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Not stopping his steps, Ben did not even glance at him, only leaving a few words hanging in the air. "Something magical ..."
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He soon disappeared around the corner ...
Staring at the space where Ben was standing, the sentence echoed in Olivia's mind.
'Something magical...'
'Something magical...'
'Something magical...'
He imagined a scene...
Low lighting, a long elevated catwalk, a team of big girls in the audience. "Ladies and Hades.a feature presentation, the only, star of the show, Mr. The magic...Ben!"
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R&B music began to play as the five fat girls curled up in front, eyes glued to the curtains. Then, from backstage, Ben came out wearing a towel...
Moving towards the women who are in tune with the music .. she stops when she reaches them. Then, as the camera faced his back, in slow motion.he removed the towel in front...
R&B music blends into angel chorus singing...
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The dollar bill flew upwards like a soaring dream...
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Golden light emanated ...
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As the vision faded, Olivia returned to her gaze into the hallway. But something changed... He developed an interest in magic...
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As an Englishman, he blamed J. K. Rowling.
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Meanwhile, not far from Olivia, Ben still exists...
After passing the corner, he did not leave. Instead, he hid in the wall ...
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Passing students wonder why he crept. She waits to hear Olivia make a love statement...
If it wasn't that, then he hoped there would at least be a cool explosion behind him to magnify the evil...
It never came because of budget constraints ...
It disappoints him, but Ben has no time to waste, as Miyuki has just sent an SMS to meet him at the dorm, and Ben owes him a debt of gratitude ...
