The System In My Head
The Bloodline Essence of Elite Humans
Standing in his room, releasing a heavy breath of anxiety, Ben forced himself to calm down. "Calm down, it's probably a troll from the system. There's a good chance my lineage didn't become half orange, or whatever the name—tangerine might be..."
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He doesn't know the result so try to stay positive. However, deep down, he was still afraid of being the fruitful version of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly...
But soon, Ben comes up with a good test to see if he becomes the literal golden boy of the Trump family...
The method is simple - try some quotes from ancestors...
After a short search on the Internet...
"Make America great again."
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"Hold them with v. Hold them with v."
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"I don't know who the tortoise is. I'm not—I really don't know."
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"I'm going to be phenomenal for the women. I mean ... I want to help women."
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"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
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"He was cursed .. he lost, I mean he lost."
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"He does have a very good figure... If [Ivanka] wasn't my daughter, maybe I'd date her."
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"Let me be long and beautiful, as has been well documented, various other parts of my body."
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"You know, it doesn't matter what the media writes as long as you have a young and beautiful bumper."
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"I will build a great wall, and no one builds a wall better than me, believe me. I will build a great great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for it. Mark my words."
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Ben was amazed he didn't have to twist one of them to be slapped ...
They are perfect...
However, it was for that reason that he narrowed his eyes. "Not good, some of those quotes resonate."
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He began to panic for fear that he would become a mix of raisins and Trump nuts...
With the urgency of a fever, Ben scans through the system screen to see if he missed anything. There were no additional notifications, but when he went out to the main system menu, he found something new!
Now there is a Bloodline option that did not previously exist! Ben opened it in a hurry, and there, he saw what he expected!
[Basic Line of Descendant: Human]
[Pending Bloodline Enhancement: Elite Humans(+1)]
Seeing this, Ben knelt down and kowtowed...
"Thank you...Hillary, Obama, Arianna Huffington, Rosie O'Donnell, Kim Jong-Un...
The entire media industry...
All Hollywood...
THE FBI...
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He mentioned a list of Trump's enemies...
Ben thinks maybe they played a spiritual role in preventing Trumpification...
However, he soon got to the point where he had to stop, as he realized that the list was effectively endless ...
Ben has no strong political stance or opinion about Trump, but can't help but admire how hated one person is. "The aggro reach of this man is legendary... It seems more people hate him than Hitler..."
After paying his respects to the left demon...Ben proceeded to unlock the information of his bloodline.
[Human (Blood Line, Good) - Standard human lineage. Maximum potential limit of 10 on statistics. Average fertility. High learning potential. No bloodline capability]
When he sees a good rank, Ben's head is raised slightly, proud of his good race.but he soon realizes that he is proud of being better than ants, rats, mice, and maybe some ugly goblin somewhere...
'I guess in most fantasies, humans have always been one of the most dominant races, so when considering that, it makes sense ... However, I have always considered it to be a service of human fans, as its authors indulge their human readers. ..'
He suspected if there was any fiction read by an elf somewhere, in their story, humans might get monkey treatment ...
It seems things aren't too bad though. So with the mood improving, Ben went on to delayed improvement.
[Elite Human (Bloodline, Epic) - Advanced human lineage. Maximum potential limit of 11 on statistics. Fertility is below average. Very high learning potential. No bloodline capability]
Ben stared at this. 'Below average fertility... Is it one of those fantasies where the stronger your living beings are, the lower your fertility, or are they too difficult to get pregnant chicks?'
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Either way, he doesn't need to care, because with his Kegel Contractive Switch, he's already the l77t of all...
[Elite Human enhancement effect: Maximum potential limit (Random) +1]
[Do you want to implement upgrades now?]
'So not because I have an Elite Human bloodline, but taking the essence of the bloodline gives me a partial improvement by increasing the limit on one stat. So if I take more from the Essence of the Fine Elite Human Bloodline, will my bloodline make the right conversion?'
He decided to ask the system and he gave an answer. If he consumed the four essences, his lineage would undergo a partial evolution, bringing additional hidden benefits in addition to the main stats. If he consumed eight, he would undergo a full evolution.
Ben closed his eyes. "This isn't even my last form..."
However, he understood its function and explanation but still found one strange thing – hidden statistics. In a typical system, there will be statistics such as strength, agility, intelligence, etc. While he had those characteristics and could even improve them with a few items, the system did not put them into his stats directly, making them unclear.
Even now, the increase would only apply to his seduction-focused stats. Like a nymphomaniac ex-boyfriend, it's like a world-twisting system to make everything just about x ...
Ben could not complain. Although he is a sadistic x. he understands that having any system that can help him grow is a blessing of luck, despite getting it due to his world-class bad luck...
So, he returned to the screen, and chose to receive an upgrade.
[Elite Enhancement of Human Bloodline begins]
[Setting Stat: Maximum Potential of Personal Talent +1]
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Ben shook his head. "Well, that's great ..." The stat whose potential increases to 11, happens to be the lowest, sits at 3 ...
He sighed... 'Right now, this is still good. I will only work to improve my personal talent when I complete my next plan.'
He tried to look on the bright side, and with that mindset, he recalled another positive aspect of all of this, and immediately clenched his fists in delight! "I did it!"
He remembered that all this meant his story got the label of evolution...
However, he immediately furrowed his brows, as something was amiss. "I feel like I'm forgetting something important ..."
Only after a moment of deep contemplation, and cleaning the orange juice spilled on the floor.which almost became his family.ben remembered what he had almost forgotten.
At that moment, he wished he didn't remember it, because all his hopes and dreams disappeared, like a donkey being blown by the wind ...
Shining, Ben dropped a roll of paper towels... "With just this bloodline enhancement, how can I get an auto-jerk arm?"
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Not for a few minutes did he break away from his pressure ...
However, Ben managed to do so because he found a glimmer of hope. "There's still a chance I can turn Willy around and get an arm-psy."
