The System In My Head
Dreams of wish fulfillment
Forgetting that he had just had a grueling session, Ben ran to his house late at night like an idiot, and arrived home exhausted.
Instead of counting his points, he instead fell into bed and counted sheep....
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The next morning, Ben awakens from an interesting dream. In it, he is reborn in a special world with his memories intact and superpowers. His ability.is that each person has only one brain cell.and he, the chosen one in the world...
A god creature with two talents...
Yes, this world is very "special"...
It was like a modern Earth, but different, as some god DJs mixed reality... The effect is that every part of the trifles in Ben's brain does not exist in this society, nor does their copyright...
That makes them invaluable, allowing Ben to live life with cheat codes. He took credit for everything, women threw themselves at him, and he raised his head high with sincere pride ... He was the greatest genius ever ...
Thus, Ben realized that the most comfortable life was to live like an alcoholic alchemist who turned dirt into gold...
It was paradise.
In the ****** dream, Ben meets his destined antagonist, the greatest miracle of mankind! Peak man!
It was a man who also had two brain cells!
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Suddenly, Ben's superiority disappeared! This enemy also knew the wisdom of infinite fortune cookies to turn into gold!
It was a battle of gold vs. gold! There is too much gold and not enough tuna!
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However, just when Ben's plot armor falls because the rope is too old.he finds something incredible-a new armor underneath!
Little is known of this rival, but Ben develops a new ability!
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Out of nowhere, Ben discovers that he has a knack for changing a few words in every stolen masterpiece, that makes him the most OP creature ever! He became the greatest creator of mankind!
That was enough to defeat his rival! To make his parents proud! To slap who he wants to slap! And to let everyone know that he is the best!
Most importantly.is enough to reach the top rank!
Three brain cells to conquer the whole world!
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As Ben lay on the bed, remembering the dream, he began to sweat...
He becomes aware that every wish fulfillment story he has ever read or watched, where every detail falls into the perfect place for the protagonist... It must have been a delusional hallucination of the "MC" in a psychiatric hospital or on the verge of death...
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Panting, it took Ben a long time to recover from this noob dream/veteran dream. Or is it a noob nightmare/veteran dream?
Not clear ... He doesn't know what reality is and what a clown world is anymore ...
Still, there was one good point he got from the whole experience. After clearing the map, Ben retrieved one treasure selected for the next restart...
That's something he's stacking as Superman's three brain cells...
The melody of gods, the example of perfection, the true master of stroke...
Ben exhaled to prepare himself to read it. He did not dare to make a mistake, because it was like the top-ranked web novel he had read, he was sure this would be a classic that scholars in the hall of ademia would study for centuries to come ...
It was a reimagining of "Ice Cream" by Blackpink and Selena Gomez!
"Come a little closer because you look thirsty
I'll make it better, drop it like Slurpee
Snow cone ~
Exclusive? You stupid ~
Do your motha' hamlet ~
Coochie turned up? ...Ideally~
Even covered in ice water, I will keep you as cold as ice~
You can lick but it's too cold to bite me~
Brr, brr, frozen~
You're the one who's been holin' ~
Tonight you have been selected~
Google maps says you're closest~
Looks very nice yes, looks very sweet~
Coolest with water , so he called me king of es~
Catch me in the fridge, but he needs a sting~
Looks very nice yes, looks very sweet~
Honey, use my face as seat~
Coolest with water , so he called me king of es~
Catch me in the fridge, but he needs a sting~
Cold water, chill, cool
Cold water, chill
Cold water, chill, cool
Cold water, relax"
"SILENCE!"
Afflicted pillow...Ben turned his head and saw a fierce-looking Fariq sitting at his desk.
Ben frowned. "What's the problem?"
"It's too early. Stop singing, Ben!"
Ben squinted his eyes. "What's? Don't tell me you prefer the original?!?"
"I admit yours is better!
"Then can't you let me finish the song?!?"
"Don't pretend to have any more!"
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After a truce with Fariq, Ben washed his face in the bathroom, then went back to sleep, having forgotten his original dream and all its implications. His novel library remains unchanged .. and he plans to continue going through his future days thoughtlessly, from song to song, story to story ...
Now that his head was empty again, many of the previous night's problems were still left in his mind, bothering him. Lying on the bed, she rolled over and looked at the ceiling, as she inspected it from the most important to the least important.
'What is my blood type?'
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Ben can't remember... 'Surrender, I will ask a man with a random vampire system to tell me... I just hope for now, if I have an accident and go to the hospital, they'll be able to find out if I have blood agility, blood strength, blood strength, or whatever my body is using now ...'
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He believed it would be fine because he heard science is so powerful lately ...
With a step aside, Ben moves on to the next thing: Katie's love for him. 'No...is there nothing more important?' A second later, he remembered what it was his approval to not see the 2-D girl...
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Ben revisited his contract. 'Thank God he didn't raise a 3-D girl... Also, even though I'm not a lawyer specializing in litigation ...I'm sure he said "2-D girl." He never mentioned anything about it ...'
Eyes shining! 'Looks like I have to do a lot of maturing...'
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Ben stopped thinking about the deal. He was full of confidence that he would hold the legal advantage if his case ever reached the supreme court justjizz...
Finished with that, she contemplates another thing that bothers her: Katie's love status.
Ben sighed while staring at the ceiling, his face becoming complicated. This was a serious matter, and he wasn't sure how to feel about it. Does he love her? ...He's not sure.
Ben had strong feelings for him, feelings he couldn't explain, but those feelings only came up yesterday, and in reality he was too inexperienced. He doesn't understand what they mean. 'It could be farting...'
Unable to reach a useful conclusion, he put those thoughts aside for now, not seeing the point of banging his head against the ball ...
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Next, Ben thought about how things improved with Katie. He was ready to get in touch, having prepared for it. It made her realize that sometimes, the woman would have a plan whether it would happen or not, and that would lead. If he wanted that to happen, it would be easy. Otherwise, it would be like talking to an unlucky wall...
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Of course, he hopes that between the two extremes, there are a lot of gray areas, where a woman is open to relationships but that depends on the game of men. Thinking about it, Ben frowned. 'Why can't they be DTF like Katie? I can't be born in another story world? Even in the worst case I could think of, the losing MC still grew up with a childhood friend who became beautiful. So why did I grow up next to a lispy fat kid named Cletus?!?'
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Ben shook his head, but soon became cheerful as he thought about what would happen next. With all the brain shredders now removed .. it's time to deal with his actual fatal weakness - the addiction to game mechanics ...
Loot, achievements, fixtures, points...
As he visualized the possibility, Ben's expression became ecstatic...
