The System In My Head
Perfect
What is the perfect set? For four prostitutes.it has always been one thing, and only one thing—mitos...
In 4v4 at the bar between the Fracking Crew and four beautiful women, Ben's eyes glow as he stares at the screen of his target status.
[Current target attraction level: interested(+2 bonus whore)(+2 bonus drunk)]
[Current target comfort level: invalid (drunk status)]
Swallowing, he could not help but smile, as a tone started to sound in his head ...
'I'm drunk.the prostitute and I can't lie!
You other brothers cannot deny!
That when a girl comes in and swears in your face
You try to take him to your place
Plus I'm hanged! Will do it rough
Because I noticed he wouldn't shut up
Like alcohol he stinks
I was desperate and could not bother looking
Oh baby, I want to get a wit'cha
Because you have a jug
My son tried to warn me
Don't let him drink more (or you'll need a lawyer!)
Oh, that's breath-of-gin
You say you even have a drunken friend?
Well, ask me, yes please!
As long as they don't act too crazy
I've seen him dance
Although more like drunk prancin ‘
He's sweating, wet
Spilling a drink sucking a cigarette
I'm tired of opening
Saying 'grinding' is the problem
Take any PUA and ask him that
He'd better drink a six-pack
So Frackers (yes!) Frackers (yes!)
Are these girls now drunk enough? (Of course!)
Tell them not to drink (drink) drink (drink)
If he drinks too much
Black baby."
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That's of course, "Baby Got Back" by the civil rights leader...Sir Mix-a-Lot's...
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With song/plan completed...Ben continued chatting with his girl, and not a minute later, Antonio stepped towards her and whispered into her ear. "These bastards want to fuck."
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Then he retreated, and they stared at each other, as Antonio's eyes sent out his original message. 'You have my sword.'
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Ben glanced at Chuck, who nodded at him. 'And you have my bow ...'
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Then, Ben looked at Beluga whose face became firm. 'And 'my axe...'
For the final step, Ben turned back to Chuck, who was horrified by the silliness of the dialogue as he looked into Ben's eyes, as if he was breaking into the fourth wall with a The Office-style camera gaze...
However, Chuck only played the role Legolas did in that LOTR scene. Seriously, Ben himself doesn't believe it until someone tells him that and he uploads it to YouTube. Now, every time he watched the Elrond Council scene, he would never be able to forget it...
Ben nodded, satisfied with his plan. When Beluga returns to his girl, and is about to propose an extraction idea to her, Ben notices something strange. One of the guards****** was standing near their group. With his arms up, he pointed down towards their girls. At the same time, her head was facing backwards to another part of the club: a luxurious high platform tied from the rest of the dance floor.
There, Ben sees a tall and handsome man decorated with jewelry with a bottle of champagne in his hand, laughing as he thumbs up to the doorman. He's not alone either. His group consisted of twenty men of the same age and style, dressed in expensive clothes, and surrounded by women and tables filled with bottles of liquor. They had a pretty good party.
Receiving confirmation, the guard moved towards the girls who were with Ben and spoke to them. "Mrs, you've been invited to the VIP. Please follow me."
The girls exchanged glances, and then...
"Wooooooo!" Laughing and howling, the four drunken beauties took their drinks and prepared to leave. Seeing this, Beluga was about to step forward and say something, but then he saw a huge mountain guard glaring at him, along with the others not far behind him ready to enter as backup. Watching this, Beluga made a wise move to do nothing. He knows what's going on here.
Ben did not do it. With an annoyed expression, he stepped towards the Beluga. "What just happened?"
Shaking her head in frustration, Beluga replied, "Look over there." He pointed to the VIP section where the men were, just as one of the men handed the cash into the hands of the guards, who opened the ropes to let the girls stand. Observing this, Beluga sighed. "Males in VIPs sometimes do that. They don't even have to approach women. They just give cash to the guards and they do the work for them. Women also never refuse, because VIP like crack for them.free drinks and status all night."
Ben scrunched his eyebrows. "Then why don't we get a VIP?"
Stepping closer, Antonio sneered. "Cuz, do you know what area that is? That's the best, top-class part of New York City's most exclusive nightclub. It even has its own name. It's pretty hard to get into*****, and now, you want to sign in to Oouthouse?!?"
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Ben doesn't know what to say. "Why not?"
Horrified, answered Antonio. "Sure, we can get into that VIP. I think there's a minimum of 3k. Would you pay for it?"
Ben's eyes twitched. "I'll pay you back?"
"No, you won't..." Antonio's not that stupid. Ben still owes him 5 bucks from a bet they made racing ants when they were 6. He never forgets that bet.and every year, he even notes an adjustment of the interest...
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Ben shrugged his shoulders. "Then, can we sneak in?"
Beluga shut down the idea as well. "There's no point sneaking in. Not only will it probably not work, but if you do not buy a table, there is no point in being there because everything is circulating around the liquor at the table."
"What about our valuables?" Ben will jump into the volcano to get a finger on the ring...
"What's ours?" Chuck squinted, not understanding the reference. After all, the entire Fellowship scene from before was just part of Ben's imagination/mental illness...
Antonio understands. "He was referring to The Lord of the Rings. Precious is a nickname for One Ring in the movies. In that case, when Ben said the precious one, he was referring to those chicks..."
Finishing his explanation, Antonio glances at Ben for confirmation, and realizes that he missed something. "Or black hole."
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Now, the reference is complete ...
Despite that achievement, it did not change the fact that their dreams had been lost, making everyone there show expressions of various stages of grief...
Beluga is not a person who will last long. If something is troubling her reality, she makes sure to strengthen her self-confidence and mental well-being. In this situation, by dragging others through the mud. "They are gold diggers.no loss..."
"So we're just gonna give up?" Ben doesn't want to.
"There's nothing we can do. We have to continue. No problem, look around. There are many women—" Beluga's words are interrupted when she looks around him and realizes the new dilemma—where are all those women? !?
All the girls disappeared!
While they focus on their set and their process is drawn, somehow, the dynamics of the club change! It's now kielbasa country!
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As the four of them stared around in confusion, one by one, they realized, and looked into the VIP area. It was then that they found out where all the women were going, as they watched the guards rushing back and forth to the area with a group of girls, transferring resources like they were villagers in Age of Empires...
an outhouse.it's full of girls! That's 200 girls, 1 latrine!
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The twenty men had the entire VIP section locked up, living big when the servants sent bottle after bottle to their area, which caused the women to have no reason to leave. As for the guards, they kept going out on their search paths, spinning as they took the girls down and took their money tips like ants following pheromones...
Anyway, all this means one important thing for Ben and their — crew to be screwed up!
"There are so many chicks there but they also need to take ours?!?" Antonio gritted his teeth.The 20 men would never finish all those women! That's too wasteful! It's just a waste
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At this point, the entire club except VIP is full of men. With every girl left having 10 desperate men hitting her, it becomes almost impossible for anyone to get the original result. Realizing this, Beluga was the first to reveal such unfortunate implications. "We can't finish anything here. We have to go somewhere else..." He's pragmatic, rolling around with his punch.
Antonio and Chuck have no better idea. So even though their expressions were very bad when they thought of leaving such an amazing place, there was nothing they could say. Ben also frowned. 'Are we just going to leave like this?'
The Fracking Crew is going through a devastating dilemma. Do they have to leave their drilling site? Do they have to learn how to become astronauts to go into space, land on an asteroid, and drill inside it to drop a bomb that will blow up the asteroid and save the world from Armageddon?
Do they have to do all that because it's easier to teach drillers how to be astronauts than it is to be drillers?
Are they going to do it?
'No...' The other three people might have given up, but Ben—dia didn't want to! 'This can't be the end... I have to find a way out! But how is it?'
