Short Story (Cerpen)

Reason for Breaking

Category: Gokil Short story

Title: Reason for Breaking Up

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'Brother, help me help me!!!' suddenly the sound of the duck stuck in my ear. Yes, from his voice I felt that he really needed help again. Sort of people are allowed*same ..*** woods. But the question I have now is where the duck is now? By knowing the position where he is now I will be easier to imagine him who is in perk*sa forcibly the same **** crazy forest. Okay, digress..

'iye iye, you kate I'm a bego budek! Whaaan!' I answered while screaming, not clear.

'help me! I want to break up with Mbek now! I have your house!' he said while muttering.

'lo to my house? Can it be far .. you use who?' I am quite worried, although honestly not.

'calm down, don't worry I've pinjem my sister's bike. By yourself, wait'

Tuttt …

The phone is dead, okay it doesn't matter as long as the duck hasn't died yet. But wait, what did he say? Wanna breakup? And I let him go all the way from his house to my house on a bicycle just to horrify my teachings to teach him to break up from his girlfriend? On one hand I am proud. On the other hand I pray: 'O Allah, save him from turmoil'.

Arrive at my house safely and .. face? The face of the duck is indeed disheveled from the sonna.

He immediately narikin I made into the room and ngedengerin he vent at length. So, the story is that he wants to kill his girlfriend because he has been making gebetan much more cute and he can andelin. But he was confused to mutusin in what way and what reason?

'if I kill him for a reason: my parents disagree. We broke up! Is it really stale?'

'em already want to marry alesan event. Okay, I got a lot of reasons. I've summarized everything in this little book' I said casually as I nyodorin one of my personal little books to him.

'on what page?'

'lo open in the table of contents. Find that ..' I thought. '(Pager)#alasputus, I can guarantee it will all be smooth in the termination event lo to the mbek girlfriend lo it. But defender, why aren't you being honest?'

'what did you say? Honestly!!!' he was in shock. 'honestly if I've got a new one and more cute than him?'

'that's no shucks!' 'say yes, we broke up! You smell goat. It stinks, ugly again!'

After I revealed it, the duck even hit me cute. These. Amusedly. Banget.

We broke up, you don't like pink!

We broke up, because you haven't changed your pants!

We broke up, because when you laid eyes on me!

We broke up, because you're sure I eloped

We broke up, my neighbor's dog asked to be impregnated.

We broke up, *****we are not in line.

We broke up, your maid turned tit*t you.

We broke up, because you're not a girl!

We break up, you don't use coconut

'how? Potent?' I said relax while running my nose.

'lo sure?' said the duck while writhing me clearly and with full doubt.

'a lot of my students are doing what I teach. Many of my patients have the same problem. And it's powerful!'

'okay I'll stamp the book!' suddenly he left without a trace. Without wanting explanation and rules use first from me. Everything I teach is the same patient, the same as the doctor Lakanin. if the patient overdoses they can die, if they use it wrong they can be harmed.

I haven't told the duck that all the patients who come to me and who have the same problem will .. *guemimisand fainting*

'sak!!! Ma!!'ak!!!'

Like the sound of duck tuh, but kok nggedornya very fast ya. Like a man collecting debts? No, I never minjem owed him.

After I opened the door, it turned out that the duck had a nosebleed. This is not blood, but white liquid, yes because I've been anxious for the safety of my own tea I just aja it's liquid until the nose is hollow. Not even to the hole either. Lately I just know, if the white liquid from the idung that comes out is not a nosebleed but snot. I took 3 months.

But I drew from the initial kindness I felt healthy after I found out that duck is my patient, the first successful to mutusin girlfriend with the reason for breaking up I made. Moved, proud, and yes .. I finally had to go to the police station to deal with the death of the alleged mbek for the reason of breaking up the duck that made him receipt.