Short Story (Cerpen)

Failed Slang's

Category: Fiction Fantasy Short stories

Title: Failed Slang

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Hello..introduce my name ROY, commonly called roy. I am the same as all of you, equally handsome. Before I go on, I want to tell you an info. That is, at this time in our city is again in an uproar stricken by a very dangerous disease. This disease is often experienced by men U-16 +. Mirisnya, this disease is even made a tradition and likes to be exhibited. Phobia when you see your ex and the person he likes already belongs to someone else and is accompanied by excessive jealousy. Therefore I call this disease MAXILEBAYGALAUBHIA.

Logically, this phobia is too far-fetched. But it has absolutely no impact on anyone. Because the sense of desire to be upset is very strong, so as to cause harm to someone. Remember, though, that it does not arise from the heart, but from the mind. So do not let the readers all misinterpret the meaning of the word galau, if not. will get the disease above! MAXILEBAYGALAUBHIA!!

Hopefully the information above is quickly remembered.

I am 19 years old and walking to 20. Still very young and easy to be a play boy, haha but I want to be a playgirl... huh??

Okay, forget it. So the story, I used to have a friend, my friend it had an om. omnya it had a child, well the child had his father's friend, his father's friend, and his father had a grandson and his grandson had a brother who was his father's son. You understand? Haha.

Don't understand yes. My name was sukerip. He loved showing off the woman he loved so much. But there is also no movement

Always adored puja, proud. But after I ask you, if you've met?. He always said he was not brave. Ahh cemen's. If I rarely show off girls if still pdkt, unless already dating. I just showed it on all social media. Alay right? Etss, make no mistake. Is that my life, your life?

Back to the sukerip earlier yes, the same age as me. But if the problem of handsome is different, so that time sukerip ngajak I made friends he met with his girl acquaintances. He said it was sweet and white. But I asked him again if he knew how white it came from?. Sukerip simply replied, look at the photo bbmnya.

THE ADVERTISEMENT PASSED SUDDENLY

Facts about the world say:

- girls are beautiful and ugly nowadays like to wear photo editing 360.

- even beautiful people will feel satisfied when they are more beautiful on social media.

- and the ugly will try as much as possible to whiten the face so that the neck was different colors (perhaps ink 360 runs out)

- and most importantly, just proven in the CTF. HAPPY TRYING.

THIS MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED BY THE OFFICE OF BEAUTY AND NATURALNESS

SUKERIP COULD ONLY BE DUMBFOUNDED AFTER SEVERAL PEOPLE PASSED BY WITH VARIOUS ADVERTISING ADS AND BANNERS TO VOICE WARNINGS ABOUT MANIPULATION OF PHOTOS.

“how suk? still sure the same photo of the white face girl?”

“I want to prove directly in tkp aja roy”.

“well, if ugly I run first ya”.

“kalo beautiful and as expected?”

“aku salamin him first, hahahaa”

“woo you are yes, you want to feel good. We went straight to tkp. She texted this from earlier”.

We also went to the sukerip acquaintance girl's house. While waiting for us on the way. It's good for readers to make coffee first. let there be a temen while reading it. And I want to continue to discuss about photo edits using 360 earlier.

Photo editing using 360 is disease included. Is an infectious disease that is usually experienced by women at the age of 16 years and above. This happens because of mutual envy because seeing his friend using a photo edit can be white. So that the girl followed and her friends saw, so wanted too, so the other friends became wanted, and all took part in photo editing 360. and created a group of 360 girls. and I named this term 'the easiest and best plastic surgery' the easiest and best plastic surgery. And the name of the infectious disease is called FEVER-360.

— CAN BE ON GOOGLE —

We also arrived at the intended place. It was very hot and the sun was just over our heads. At home he has a car shop. The house is large. majestic and arguably classified as a rich person.

“sms aja first..make him out”.

“we wait across his house aj”.

“why? said to visit his house”.

“my feelings aren't good, I'm afraid he's ugly. So if he's ugly we stay in aja”.

“ya already, it's up to you aja”.

Sukerip is still smsan the girl, said the girl was waiting for a moment because she just took a bath. Then with a sukerip fad asking the color of the clothes to be worn. To ensure more hehe. He said he was wearing black. Wah mismatched again this same sukerip, coincidentally both wear black clothes.

Hose 30 minutes. There is a beautiful woman wearing black clothes and her hair is the same as the one in the photo of sukerip acquaintance girl.

Our eyes were so hypnotized that they forgot to blink, but there was a lot of dust flying.

We also dissolve and enter into the room of imagination. Oddly our imagination is the same.the woman was walking like a model with high shoe heels.from behind there is what makes her hair unravel, unravel, even with a blower fan. The leaves of colourful color fall on our imaginations. Her face looks very elegant, white and sexy.

At that moment the atmosphere there turned into a magnificent palace, and she was like her empress. Then he said: “I'm looking for my new prince”. We automatically turned into superheroes by itself. With a sword. “what is this sword for?” Ask us. “you want to be my companion? fight you, who win can get me”, replied the empress.

We just pulled out the sword, each of us like Spartan knights and sukerip like zorro. The sound of the drum reads, We fought. The cheers of our troops were very roaring. Arrows were flying everywhere. The sound of our swords also enlivened the atmosphere.

The empress will definitely get a valiant prince among us.

We immediately wrestled, a fistfight ensued so that dust billowed full adorn the fighting arena. Zorro was also knocked down because of Spartan kick. After that, the Spartans tried to lash again, but zorro swiftly got up and kicked my sword.

Zorro was the one who finally mastered the fight. But I have not given up. In the midst of our very fierce fight, suddenly the clouds turned cloudy and all covered by the blackness of nature.

Lightning appeared, lightning, then accompanied by the rumbling of a very strong wind. We were confused, and suddenly our imaginations turned ugly and scary. And the beautiful empress who told us to fight earlier just disappeared.

“where was the woman zorro?”

“don't know, if you ask me, then I ask who?”

“i don't know either. Then we end this fight, and find a way out”.

They immediately walked to find a way out. Just about to step they were instantly startled by the presence of a black-colored monster right 200 meters in front of them. They're scared not to play, they don't have guns anymore. Because the sword was both broken after the fight. The closer the monster got, they finally could not run anywhere. Can only hug and shout loudly.

AAAAAARRGGGH…

“Heyy... heyyyy... Are you crazy or gay? hugs in public places. Same type again. You're called sukerip? that texted me earlier, didn't it? Sorry yes, I changed her clothes a little while”.

Believe it or not, accept it or not, I said that sukerip acquaintance girls are worse than the monsters in our imagination earlier. We quickly took a big step and looked for a thousand reasons to leave.

“eh uh... I want to go there for a while.someone wants us to buy”.

“buy what?”

“buy nausea” drug while shouting “ayo quickly go. go suk!”

Sukerip also immediately stuck his motor gas rushed to leave the girl.

Amidst the journey of the sukerip unceasingly let out the words of the beast. I can only make fun of him and laugh.

Then... the fate of the girl earlier?

He was also very upset with the sukerip treatment just now. Sukerip made him very angry and stressed so that he was exposed to excessive obesity.maybe so, like the heck. Hahahaa that man is indeed cruel and obligatory. Because the meeting at the beginning was a determination to vote. The right of men to choose is very important. So do not like playing tricks through photos. Is natural better? god's will can never be fought. If you were born that way, yes. Enjoy and be guarded. Don't try to be manipulated. Even funny again, the photo time white face. keeps his neck different colors hahaha…

After arriving from the trip earlier, sukerip immediately deleted the friend contact bbm girl earlier. He says, “malas deal with girls 360 again”.

“meatya, I've eliminated. don't be easily fooled boss. Hahaha”

“better fooled than messranya”.

“oooohh so had a friendly time nih yeee... ciye hahaha”.

“ah. Forgetit. It's disgrace. Men should be cruel!”

“yoi, deal! must cruel. Let's be single but we're anti 360!”

In the middle of our conversation, sukerip immediately suddenly cut the conversation. “eh eh roy.. try to see.it's like your ex who just a week ago broke up”.

“oh.. trus?” tough-ass

“widih, their very friendly. I think a new guy. More handsome. Whiter.higher than kamu”.

“suk already!! already... don't make me think about it again!”

“do I need to sow the leaves over your head? For kayaking in movies. haha.”

“no!!… nature must be sensitive to my feelings, it will certainly fall on its own leaves. And drizzle definitely accompanies also”.

Suddenly the wind blew hard, the leaves fell and drizzle also moistened around the roy and sukerip. Enter a song that does not know where it comes from. kangen band – pujaan heart (reef).

After seeing his ex with a new cwo, Roy finally got MAXILEBAYGALAUBHIA disease. The tears that were forced to flow and the feelings that were forced were sad. However, only a small heart is able to answer honestly one's feelings. While sukerip, take shelter to a place that is not wet.

2 Hours later, the wind, leaves, drizzle and the song just disappeared.

“woy roy, no need to be more. Very long... galaunya 2 hours”.

Roy her eyes are swollen, while removing tears “how handsome a guy is?”

“above you..”.

“how white is he?”

“alaaah.. ya still white her kali”.

“tinggya?”

“ya higher than your chicken coop lah”.

After being satisfied with the sukerip answer earlier.Roy immediately stood firmly and stared intently at the sky.

“I have to prove, I have to be like him!!”

“why else is this child? you trance?”

“no!! I'm sober!! it's time we put on our flagship style!!” in the commandant style

“that straight again? but how to manipulate our bodies to look tall and tall in photos?”

“do not here, this secret should not be revealed by others. Let's negotiate somewhere else”.

“well is commander”.

They also agreed to reuse photo editing 360. They compete to edit the white-and-white photos of their faces. Various mimic their faces photos and the results were so. PERFECT.

“wah, I'm so white.”

“aku too, see dong. huuu”

“ayo, make a DP photo. Hahaha”

“aduhhh, I guess I'm not so deh... I erased aja ni photo. maksa really want white”.

“why? no papa kali. Can quickly dapet gian”.

“gak ah, you aja..”

“why the hell, why suddenly change your mind”.

“you are strange, you used to be very anti same 360.ok now even kayak got rabies sih”.

“ya not papa times, while it is still halal. try to find gih application that can make our body look high in foto”. karmic.

Sukerip grab hape, live status update: 'WHERE DO PEOPLE SELL VACUUM CLEANER FOR FACE? PLEASE SHARE YES FOR THOSE WHO KNOW'

FINISHED