
Category: Gokil Short story
Title: Between Togetherness and Fur Ketek
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Since I signed with my three friends who are not because of the way his life, that's where I began to hear a strange lifestyle bin seglek. Well, at first my life was straight like a bridge sirotol mustakim. Living life with what it is, ga neko-neko, and do not have strange habits. However, that paradigm changed when I and they built a household together in a rented house. How's it going, Tar? Okay. Before I answer your questions. I want to tell you first, why there are three species can nyusruk in my contract.
The first Idham. Idham was a young man with a high morale. Tiredlessly guard the village of Bojong morning, afternoon, evening, and night. His proud green uniform was never taken off. Until the issue of color ijo epidemic in this village and the number of girls who are being held captive, while Idham as security cannot solve the problem. Well, eventually Idham fired the same RT sir. Even crazier Idham is accused of being a kolor Ijo. To the extent that the RT sir scuffed by stripping his clothing hansip to prove whether the color used Idham green or not. And it turns out, the color ijo label doesn't deserve him. Because after Mr. RT stripped his clothes, it turns out he wore a pink color and patterned Angry Bird. Only one was my estimate. Idham uses pink color and patterned Angry Bird, so it looks maco or looks cuco? Hadoh, Idham Idham.
Looks like the angry bird saved your life, son. Haha. Well, after Idham lost his job and never again pay the contract. Come Idham my contract. He wants to live while in my contract.
'Assalammualaikum, Tar.' Salam Idham in front of the rented door.
'Waalaikumussalam.' Answer me while opening the door.
'Uh you, Dham. How do you just use a color? Hahaha want some ronsen lo? This isn't a hospital, bro. Haha'. Tukas I ngakak.
'Ahh bad lo. Temen again gini trouble even lo katain.'
'Well, who does? I'm just asking…'
'Udah ah, my sneak is coming in !' Idham was upset while pouting like a rat who lost his son.
'Iye.. iye.. Come in!' I let Idham into the house and made him some rented children's dishes.
There was a strange act that made me tickle with Idham when he first expressed his purpose to come to my contract. The right time I prepare food like a rented child, he was waiting for me while snacking. Why, Tar? Well, I'm not an uplifting problem huh. But what makes me ticklish and ilfil is the upilnya it's in taro in ketek. It was after the taro in ketek, keteknya tuh in those movements. Oh maybe make dinner. So, that dinner dish, 'Upil Taste Ketek'. Hhhhhhhh.
I dare not ask Idham about his habits. So, I just let her habit always be. Well, that's Idham, gan. There's more Farhan. His background boils down to my contract being very different to Idham's.
Farhan was actually a diligent child. He helps parents at every opportunity. Even among the four of us, he is the most devoted child to parents. Even sometimes I like to envy myself to see the attitude and nature of my friend this one.
However, the craft that actually backfired for him. When he tried to help his father who was fishing in a river, a misunderstanding occurred. The father asked Farhan to help push his bait. Farhan was wrongly arrested. He pushed his father into the river. Eulah Farhan.
'Farhan, please push. It's a lot, nih.' Said the father
'OK, sir.' Farhan replied, pushing his father into the river
'byuuuur' The splash of river water splashed out instantly as the father fell into the river.
'Brash kid, no education! My time, you fell into the river. I swear to you, be a handsome man for life!' Say it with a scolding
'Sorry, sir. I told Farhan to push. Well, Farhan's been pushing, sir.' Definitely avoid mistakes.
'Epleng's son! I mean, you push the lure, flake! Get out of front of me!' Suppress anger.
After the incident, Farhan was afraid to go home. He was afraid of his fierce father. Finally, he's onto my contract, bye.
'Assalammu'alaikum, Tar' Farhan greetings at the door
'Wa'alaikumussalam.' Answer me while opening the door.
'Tara.' He immediately swooped me up with the left right cheek.
Ihhhhh. But what else. I did not expect it and it happened immediately.
'What the hell, you?' Ask me I'm curious
'Gue was kicked out with my parents.' He said while mewek
'I'll tell you later. Get on my cake!' Definitely upset
'Oh yes.hehe sorry bro I forgot. Comein.' Invite me to please.
Come in with my friend. Fitting me and Farhan want to nempelin ass in the chair. Suddenly there was a greeting from the front door. As I went out and saw who the person who said the greeting was the Idham and Miftah. I saw them join hands as dating people. Ihhhh don't-don't they…
'Eh, you two.' How am I friendly
'Yes, yes, Tar. Si Miftah said he wanted to stay at your place temporarily.'
'Well, why, Mif? Shouldn't be in the dorm, huh? Ask me
'yes, Tar. I wanted to take more food with the hostel Mother. I was expelled, bye.' Tukas Miftah
Yaelah.Perang mah expelled from dorm coolan little cake. For example, because of the frying pan. Or because of the fear of dating a cake. This is because of the food. Not very classy.
'Udeh lo on in, dah! In Dalem there is Farhan, too.' Tell me without making small talk
That's why they're behind my contract. Well, I'm fine on them ngupyak here. As long as they know themselves. And most importantly the problems of food, electricity, and pay for rent must be compact.
One day, two days, three days to a month I started to find awkwardness in myself. What's the strangeness, Tar? Yes, really, as long as they stay in my contract, my sticky fur becomes bald. From there I began to suspect. What do they do when I sleep? You see, among the four of us who always go to bed early, it's me. Until one night, I wanted to prove what they did to my ketek while I slept. I pretended to be a bristler. And evidently, it turns out that during my sleep they nybutin fur ketek me. Idih…!
'Ohh, it turns out this is what you guys have been doing all this time. Why just a sack of fur? Not all the other feathers you unplug. Uppsss !' But I caught it.
'Keus if my sticky fur abis because lo unutin, you want nyabutin especially? Huh huh? My skin tight? Anyway I wonder the same lo all, very hobby nyabutin fur ketek people.' I said again while showing explosive anger in the middle of the night.
'The reason is that if you sleep, your mattress eats itself, anyway! We're not in the stall, coy. Yaudah, we'll take out all of your ketek feathers. Doesn't have a good coat? Nih, like I dong, the fur is still intact.' Obviously Idham raised his hand.
'Yups, mine is still intact, even now it's long.' Support Farhan by raising his hand as well.
'Crazy huh! Got a long lo, man! Cool !' Miftah ngusap-ngusap ketek Farhan.
'Who used to dong.. Farhan that is…!' Farhan replied to Miftah.
'Woy.. I also want to follow dong swab-bush kedeksama lo on.' Idham immediately rubbed the ketek Farhan and Miftah.
Whoa!!! People are crazy times huh. The vow! If only in this village there are other children who like me, I ogah same them. Not that I want to choose friends, but they are just sick of asking for forgiveness. After rubbing each other's sticky feathers, they replace nyium ketek with each other. Ih ! oeeeeeeekk!!! It's really bad, isn't it?
Thats enough. I can't stand the action of those who are out of habit of earth creatures in general. Just aja, for 10 minutes standing with bulging eyes and gaping mouth, I was treated to their phenomenal action: sniffing ketek – nyium – ketek-ngelus again – noyium again, noyium again, maybe so until the apocalypse. What's so good about other people? Uhh! Why my stomach again? Ah shit! Those who nyium ketek each other, why I'm a queasy like a girl want to have children. Hadooohs!
'Where are you going, Tar?' Farhan asked after I got out of bed.
'out.'
'Is it the middle of the mall, Tar? The store is also closed at times.' Miftah asked by adding.
'The colour? Well lest lo kolor ijo who has been troubling the community, huh? Idham.
Siake tuh boy. I was on a ride in my contract, now all use me kolor ijo again. I'm obviously using the Doraemon color. Basic huu!
'Damn lo! accuse me of the kaga-kaga.' I'm riding blood.
'Or are you jealous, see the action of the three of us? I did it, Tar. Haha.' Tukas Miftah laughed.
Shithead! Why am I jealous of their actions. I even know you. I want to vomit but I can't vomit. There are like bego people who are again on the mattress while mangap-mangap with tongues sticking out. Ooeeeekk ! mending that their sticky fur is good. Lah, this mah feather ketek on curly use all cameroon. I just every week rebonding fur ketek to the salon, do not use show off, tuh. I'm still surprised, too, just as amazing as they are. I was sitting on the bed five steps away from them, kebauan. But why they even on lust mamerin each other's catty feathers. Oh my goodness my logic really can not accept their strange action bin seglek it.
Btw, whatever-lah. They want nyium ketek until anytime. The important thing is I want to sleep tonight and forget the view of the maximum kamsupay.