I'm Not a Shit Carrier

Gatot alias failed miserably!

Papa Yoga who happened to be passing through Alisa's room was shocked when he heard Alisa's voice screaming in pain.

Pak Yoga panicked, he walked kulu kilir indeterminate direction. While staring at the door of Alisa's room that continues to sound grusuk grasak there.

Coincidentally Aunt Irma passed by, and Pak Yoga called her.

''Irma!''

''Yes, what's wrong??''

''Please call Emil out for a minute, I have something to talk to him about. And call your mother, to accompany Alisa tonight. I think we elders will be overtime tonight.'' added Pak Yoga with a slight slanted smile on his lips.

''Hoo.okay! I will call you!''

After being at the door, Aunt Irma knocked on him.

''Lis!''

No sahutan, Aunt Irma and Pak Yoga looked at each other. Again he knocked on his door.

Geck, tok, tok.

''Lis! open door! this is Aunt Irma! Someone wants Aunt to talk to you for a second!'' he said he was still loyal in front of Alisa's room door.

Soon the door opened from the inside, with a shocking view.

''Tante.'' said Alisa while looking down and fixing her hijab that tilted to the left.

Pak Yoga looked at Alisa strangely. 'What's wrong with my daughter?? why is the hijab tilted like that?? like how did Eyang behave when senile first?? What has that young man done to my daughter?!' mumam Pak Yoga in the Heart. Furious, he clenched his hand.

''Lis...why is your hijab tilted like that?? What was?? Did Auntie interrupt your break??'' ask Aunt Irma.

He is confused to see the messy state of Alisa. Aunt Irma frowned confusedly.

''Where's your husband?? Your papa wants to talk to her! call gih!'' aunt Irma's Titah.

Alisa nodded obediently without making her voice. Embarrassed. That is what Alisa is feeling right now.

''Bang! Papa wants to talk to you! go he's waiting for Brother outside!'' alisa said as she looked at Emil inside.

Emil sighed. Hoping to feel the beauty of the first night, even failed.

''Yes, yes, you go first! You just rest.. Brother will come back and continue our pending work?'' added Emil by glancing spoiled.

Alisa smiled shyly.

''Daddy..''

''Yes..''

The cup!

Emil kissed Alisa's lips and ****** is a little. When satisfied, he took it off. Emil smiled to see Alisa who was dumbfounded because of her actions earlier.

Emil chuckles. ''Take off first! rest up!'' her word. After his passing he left Alisa who stood there.

While out there Aunt Irma glared her eyes as Emil dipped Alisa. Emil turned around and...

The deg!

Die me! caught euuuyyy!

Emil saw Aunt Irma standing there, with her mouth gaping and eyes bulging, making Emil stiff in place.

''Tante.'' said Emil.

Aunt Irma was still with her gaping mouth. Unknowingly he pushed Emil out and closed the door.

''Ouch!'' mooed Emil.

Braakk..

''Astaghfirullah!!'' shock those two. Emil who saw Pak Yoga stood not far there approaching him.

''Yes, come with me! There the elders are gathered waiting for us! Come on.'' take her to her daughter-in-law's.

A daughter-in-law?? whoop! Don't hope! Before I see my daughter happily living with you, then until then I don't think of her as my daughter-in-law! he murmured inwardly, always continuing to walk where the elders had gathered.

When you arrive there, it looks so crowded with elders from the Yoga Pak family and also the village apparatus.

"This is the one we've been waiting for! Finally he's not too! Eh? why was the new hostess brought here too??" ask one of the elders there.

Pak Yoga smiled cynically, "yes. should you gather here with us?? Yeah anyway??" he sat himself on the floor with a thick Ambal.

"Wooh! why are you trying to find Tong?! Your in-laws are fucking on you! Come on back there! Accompany your wife, so that we immediately get happy news from Pak Yoga after this! isn't that my brother??" said another elder.

Pak Yoga glared his eyes.

While the others chuckled amusedly at the elder's words. While Emil just smiled stiffly, he became embarrassed in such satire.

"Damn! I cheated father-in-law apparently! haishhh.your fate is Mil! can't go back, dong? Shame on the other." he muttered as he approached the elders and sat opposite to Pak Yoga.

They talk about sniffing there. What was Emil, wanting to be alone with Alisa, even forgot.

He sits there and forgets Alisa. They stopped when the voice of the verse in one of the mosques was heard.

Emil who was quite sleepy also lay there. Only a moment later he fell asleep, it was built again.

While sitting he held his head dizzy due to lack of sleep.

"Come. pray dawn first! after her you can go to sleep." said someone who deliberately built Emil to pray congregation in the house.

Emil nodded, then passed to take ablution. So sleepy Emil, he did not realize if the order of his ablution was wrong.

Someone looked at him with a chuckle.

Rasayn! Is it good, a kerjain?? So do not be as nice as udel want to disturb my daughter in my own home! he murmured inwardly, as he passed leaving Emil alone there.

After finishing ablution, Emil went to the place where the house is for prayer. It was a small Mushola specially built for that little family.

Emil follows the prayer movement that has been left behind in the second verse. Then he just continues. Until the prayer is finished.

After the completion of the prayer, Emil really could not bear the drowsiness. He staggered towards Alisa's room.

Chequek, czech,

''Abang..''

''Hem, accompany Brother yes.. Brother drowsiness this very much. hooaammm..nyam nyam.''' said Emil immediately pulled Alisa into the bed.

Alisa laughed a little. He complies with Emil's words. He opened his face and slept while being embraced by Emil from behind.

Warm.the embrace of a man. Her distinctive body fragrance makes Alisa lulled and asleep in her sleep.

Until the sun rose high at 12:30 then Emil woke up. Emil squirmed his body.

''Ehem..'' His eyes were fixed on the figure that was now tightly hugging him. Emil smile.

''Beautiful!''

Emil wastes his breath heavily. After a long time of thinking, he realized. If the plan wants to be alone with Alisa and her First night GATOT aka FAIL TOTAL.

''Hadeeeuuhh.. failed deh.. want to taste your own chant?! But nothing has paid off with a warm hug from a beautiful and graceful girl is now hugging me tightly! Your dear brother, Dek.'' he said by peeping Alisa's cheek.

Alisa squirmed her body, making Emil chuckle. As he looked at his wife, the door from outside was knocked again.

''Again??'' grunts Emil.

Ck! Hadeuh...

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Hihi. kasian bang Emil not so split his duren Mateng.. 🤣🤣🤣

TB