
The Island of Gods,....
The name is not excessive for this tourist island. I have long craved this resort in Uluwatu Bali from seeing it on the internet. It's expensive but this holiday bonus ceiling is paid for by Derrick so I don't feel guilty staying here for the last 3 days of my vacation, the scenery is amazing, five-star hotel on the cliff is indeed in accordance with the number of stars.
But on the second day something happened, disturbing my calm, this is indeed the peak season but still not a few guests.
And the tenant bastard next to me made me want to put their bodies in plastic trash and throw them into the cliffs down there.
...Photo Courtesy: Six Sense Uluwatu ...
At 1 pm I was awakened by a strange sound, in the swimming pool share in front of my room, the voice of a very noisy woman at the peak of the season kaw*in*nya.
"Honey, you're sooo big, fuc*k... Yess fuck*me ba*by! More! Please!" WTF is going in there! Do you need to announce to the world that you're being fertilized by the XXXL species.
"Wr*it! B! So dam*n Se**xy!" I covered my face with a pillow. Their room was nowhere else so they needed to do it in the pool. I shudder to get the dregs of their deeds in the water.
"Ohh I love you do that Honey, ...You're *****! Ohh F*uck! " The sound of slapping was heard many times later. Those two people are psyc*ho ma*niak s*ex bastar*d!
They were so noisy about announcing their actions that I rose in blood! I walked out in my room kimono.
"Both of you! You guys are on a swallow show*jang?! So noisy! There's no room! To the bush over the cliff there, disturb people's rest only!"
They were shocked, not expecting me to wake up and dare to approach them. They were so embarrassing beside the pool.
"You don't have your own partner Miss?! Do it yourself, don't bother us."****** that shameless blonde-haired who's tangled answered me.
"Oh Babe, I think he's a recluse, he's here to meditate, Miss you want to join, Daisy doesn't mind you joining it. I accepted the extra job with pleasure." He said so while remaining shamelessly moving, while his woman let out an incredible voice.
"You two are crazy!"
"Miss you can't see how much below me I'm enjoying, you want to join me. Consider it a gift, rather than you being cold there." That bastard with a haughty face full of tattoos all over his body smiled at me making me inflamed.
"Oliver, I love how she stands at you baby... Shi*t! Fasters..." The shameless woman even became as if to ridicule me.
"Wanna come more baby..." And the man moved himself even more crazily, while looking at me who was still standing in front of them. Wanted to water them with boiling water so that they would return to their rooms. She looked at me blatantly, thinking I would be interested in her.
"You guys are crazy! If I get in you guys are still noisy, I'll report you to hotel security!" While the woman made a cry*whole voice that gave me goosebumps.
"You're the man I*sum crazy." I pointed at him. And turning away from the edge of the pool with a cold hot body, I never saw a man as brave as he showed himself.
Fortunately, he knew himself too. I woke up and had trouble sleeping later. Upset, I'm so upset....
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Because last night I just fell asleep I woke up with eyes still half sleepy but hungry stomach. Walking to the hotel restaurant looking for food, I saw the man come out first in front of me with his girlfriend who had an extraordinary body shape.
Look at that chest, how that straight arm got a chest*a so high, the blonde hair almost shone over the sun, he said, the small waist of the perfect Spanish guitar curves on it combined with a very short hotpant and a feminine summer knitting suit, any man who sees it will stare at it longer, he said, and hoping to nest in her incredible body.
But they're crazy, they're asking me to join?! Is there such a crazy lover, that woman a paid date, I bet she's her paid date.
Don Juan a playboy who has a lot of money, pays women, for a vacation with him. What do you expect from a man like that, not commitment, not bond. No woman can expect anything from him unless he shares his incredible allowance with you.
He looked back, watching me walk behind him to keep his distance. She smiled at me, which made me feel bad.
"You're really on your own apparently. You're here for a ascetic?" He stopped and asked me to talk while he was wide. The woman with him looked at me and smiled. Of course I'm not a threat to him. My appearance with only a tshirt and comfortable cargo pants on my knees was an ordinary girl's shirt that was not sparkly.
Now I walk ahead of them.
"It's none of your business as*shol*e!" I made my middle for him. He grimaced and laughed.
"Hey I'm trying to be kind, what's your problem?" He's still trying to find trouble with me. I'll ignore him, there's no point fighting a mouth war with a shameless man like him.
"Fuc*k you." With those words I left him.
I got my breakfast spot, with a great view now. Where I can enjoy good food with incredible panorama, my own vacation is fine, I love my own vacation.
After breakfast there is a tour group waiting for us to rafting in Ayung River and enjoy the sunset, in the next two days there is trecking to Mount Batur, tomorrow I deepen my Yogaku, I'm already impatient, this dream vacation is absolutely amazing.
"Miss, this is from the Master over there." Suddenly a waiter delivered me a dessert, a chocolate cake that seemed good." I saw who he showed. It turns out that crazy guy. What's he really doing, trying to get me for his thre*esom* partner?!
"Thank you." I didn't touch him at all until the end. Now I feel like he's really a psychopath who needs to be shunned. Is his ego hurt because I'm not interested in him.
He saw me not touching the prize. I left the restaurant without seeing him. Preparing for my adventure today, I clearly crossed out the adventure of love with a stranger from my list.
Not interested in asmar*a one night offered, maybe he likes to try a variety of species of women, he thought that seemingly lonely like me would not think long to accept the crazy invitation.
Ready for rafting I've contacted the committee to gather in the lobby at 11. He passed me in the lobby and found his friend coming along, with their women too.
"Hey, we want to rent a private yacth, and snorkel to Nusa Penida, would you like to come?" She's coming for me. I saw clearly the figure with those blue eyeballs now, her dark hair was indeed charming, her skin was a bit dark sunburned. It's handsome, somehow he likes to invite me, still curious apparently with hermit species.
"No, but thanks, don't ask me again, I'll never join you sir. I'm a hermit not a love seeker. Clear for you?" I smiled at him and walked away. Shaking my own head at his stubborn efforts is still trying to take me along.
Done. Now I wish I never saw her again. Because we're going to be imprisoned in the river now!