The Marrying Bet

Waist Pain

"Ozy, thank you, yes, you are indeed a reliable friend" Vara told Ozy.

Ozy is shocked when Vara calls her to take Ozy's neurologist to the hotel where Vara is staying. 

Ozy is a forty-year-old man named Bang Ijo who works as a certified masseuse. Bang Ijo, has a mother who also works as a certified neurologist from the government. Vara had suffered an injury while playing badminton, Ozy was the one who brought Vara to treatment to Bang Ijo's mother. Ozy himself knew Bang Ijo because he often drove his brothers-in-law to go massage when he suffered an injury.

Viceroy felt like drowning himself so shy when Ozy came to bring Bang Ijo to the hotel room where they were staying. Viceroy could only lie face down like a spoon on a plate, while covering his face with a pillow.

When he woke up after his heated battle last night, Viceroy suddenly felt his waist was so sore and immobilized. His body seemed to be paralyzed instantly.

"Vara! My waist hurts!" Viceroy grimaced in pain waking Vara who was still sleeping by his side.

Vara who had just woken up was completely shocked to see a Viceroy who could not even move his body.

"Viceroy, it looks like your waist is sprained!" said Vara.

"I really can't move, Vara!" Viceroy. "I'm really paralyzed!"

"Viceroy, don't make it up like that" Vara said.

Viceroy really could not say anything more when the guest who came to the room where he was staying was Ozy.

Oh Vara, don't you have any other friends? Viceroy felt like he wanted to voice his heart, but he better be quiet.

"No problem, besides coincidentally I'm from outside the office as well, so you can stop by," Ozy glanced at Viceroy who could only face down and covered his head with a pillow.

"Where are you from?" ask Vara.

"I'm from the tax office, I plead with you very much to be given an extension of the tax payment of my fierce boss, you know! Well, Vara, I was wiped out yesterday by her feet!" Ozy complained.

"Patience, Ozy, the name of the employee is work to be paid and maki-maki," said Vara encouraging Ozy.

"Okay, I'll pay you a fine, Vara! Let the word work a year without salary, still less to pay the fine," complained Ozy again.

"Ozy, try to talk carefully to your boss, masa' yes, he after that let you pay the fine?" said Vara.

"Well, that's the problem, Vara, today the boss can't be reached! Aih, he must be busy with his wife who is like a midwife dangdut between the village!" cerocos.

"Already, already! Understand it, his name is also the boss!" vara said to appease Ozy.

Ozy sighed then smiled at Vara and turned her attention to Vara's husband who still remained still lying stiff.

"Hihi, Vara, Mas Handsome to the waist pain so, wrong style what's wrong position?" ask Ozy giggling.

"Ozy, people are sick don't get teased so" said Vara.

"Hihi, the endless experience of my brothers-in-law who I brought to Bang Ijo, usually if the waist pain is yes, most styles, wrong styles, and wrong positions, so is Bang Ijo?!" ozy said towards Bang Ijo who was still preparing.

"Yoi" said Bang Ijo.

"Evenings of heavy rain flood everywhere, it's good you guys flood sperm*," said Ozy.

"Ozy, mouth, ozy!" cibir Vara with her face red as a boiled crab.

Viceroy really could not say anything to Ozy, at the moment he could only quietly endure the pain.

"Mas, sit down first," Bang Ijo helped Viceroy get up.

"Should sit down, huh?" viceroy asked still holding back his pain.

"Must Mas, the nerve massage should be in a sitting position," Bang Ijo replied helping the Viceroy to get up from his position.

"Ugh lala, you're crazy, Mas" Ozy was stunned to see Viceroy wearing only boxer shorts.

"You also want me to have such a nice body, what's the secret?" ozy said.

Vara saw Viceroy just silently not giving a response at all. The man's expression was clearly only able to endure the pain.

"Ozy, aren't you back at the office?" ask Vara.

"Oh yeah, I'm going back to the office now!" said Ozy.

"Alright, Mas Handsome, not most styles, in the film has been edited! Get well soon, Vara I'll go first. Bang Ijo, yes first," Ozy said goodbye.

Viceroy could only resign, when Bang Ijo began to sweep coconut oil mixed with onion into his body. Bang Ijo just slowly pressed down on certain points, but made Viceroy endure the pain. Vara could see Viceroy's reddened face enduring the pain. It's not funny if Viceroy has to yell out his pain.

Is this the name that delights bring misery?

Well, the name is delicious, so Viceroy has to accept the consequences.

Viceroy was amazed, slowly but surely, his pain disappeared completely. It feels like being reborn. He did not know how to vent his pleasure, because the pain in his waist completely disappeared.

...*****...

"How's it?" bang Ijo asked as soon as the massage session ended.

Viceroy smiled with satisfaction, he could even stand up as he was. 

"I feel better Bang" replied Viceroy.

"Luckily quickly cracked down on Mas, if left unchecked, can be paralyzed, loh," said Bang Ijo.

"Wow, don't scare me like that, Bang," Viceroy said.

"Usually my other patients are, let alone! Until there is an operation, but it is still not healed as well" said Bang Ijo.

"Thank you, Bang, I feel really helped" Viceroy said.

"Remember, I am not the one who healed, I also asked for help from God," said Bang Ijo.

"Yes, Bang," replied the Viceroy.

"One more, don't get most styles wrong! You're not a blue movie player!" Bang Ijo.

Viceroy grinned, he was not most of the style, only he could not control himself aka forget himself and was lulled into his fantasy. Well, the name is also good, what else to say?

"It's over, huh?" ask Vara as soon as she enters the room.

Vara brought a few packs of food that he bought outside the hotel.

"How, Viceroy? Are you feeling better?" ask Vara.

"I can even stand up straight as before" replied Viceroy smiling sumringah.

"Bang Ijo, thank you, yes," said Vara.

"Together" said Bang Ijo.

"Bang, please accept," Vara thrust a white envelope filled with money.

"Thank you, I accept, yes," said Bang Ijo.

"Thank you, Bang," Viceroy shook Bang Ijo's hand.

"Together, I'm glad to be able to help" said Bang Ijo. 

"You want to get delivered Bang?" ask Viceroy.

"No need, you take a lot of rest" Bang Ijo said before leaving.

"Bang, greetings to Grandma, yes," said Vara dropping Bang Ijo out of the room.

...*****...

Viceroy turned on his phone which was really close to exploding due to so many notifications coming in. Viceroy called Riko immediately.

"Sir, please at my desk there is a tax filing document due today, please run, for my signature to follow only," Viceroy said.

"Well, sir, I'll check" said Riko.

"Thank you, sir," Viceroy said, hanging up.