[END] Will Eternal

Chapter 297: The Cursed Little Turtles of Heaven, I Hate You!

"You …." Despite messing with his brain, Bai Xiaochun could not think back. These turtles are too painful. Almost every word that came out of his mouth was an insult.

That was especially true of what he had just said. Saying he was germophobic and not wanting to talk to Bai Xiaochun was an obvious insult to Bai Xiaochun himself.

Anger burned in Bai Xiaochun's eyes, and just as he was about to give a response, the little turtle suddenly looked at him sympathetically. Shaking his head, he said, “Ah, some people should be humiliated very blatantly, otherwise they do not realize that they are being insulted. Make something a little brainy, and it takes forever to realize that they are being ridiculed. "

Bai Xiaochun was on the verge of an explosion.

"Blowhard sharp-tongued !!" he's howling. “Tortoise backpack! Y-you …. "

However, the expression of sympathy in the turtle's eyes deepened. Sighing, he casually said, "Done with your introduction?"

Words shattered to Bai Xiaochun with the weight of Mount Tai, like lightning on a clear day. Shaking as if he was being physically beaten, he was completely at a loss for words. Suddenly, he realized that in terms of being able to insult people, this little turtle was on a different plane from him. It was like the difference between heaven and earth, or the difference between humans and cultivators ….

They are a different world ….

Bai Xiaochun was not the only one who felt that way. The other cultivators of the two sects were all gasping for breath. They had never met someone who could speak so bite down. Xu Xiaoshan's eyes widened as he looked at the little turtle. To him, it looked like a god.

Lie Beihan felt the same way. He had never seen Bai Xiaochun in such trouble. Jia Lie went wild happily, and although the God-Diviner Master looked surprised, inside him, he became extremely excited.

Regardless, everyone had already decided that they would avoid talking to the little turtle at all costs ….

Bai Xiaochun waved his hand, causing the blood qi to explode towards the little turtle. However, even before the blood qi reached it, the turtle suddenly shrank back into its shell. Explosions rang out when the blood qi hit the shell, then disappeared, leaving not even the smallest scratches.

However, the muffled sound of a turtle could still be heard from inside the shell.

“Full with anger, yet empty in it. If you don't vent a little, you'll end up dead. Listen Bai, you little liar, Lord Turtle has some advice. Why don't you build a crystal wall for yourself? If you continue down this path, it is not healthy …. " [1. Even after doing a lot of research, I could not determine exactly what is meant by “build crystal wall”. I think it references the magic crystal wall that you see on animated shows sometimes. Either that, or it should be something incomprehensible. I won't bother Er Gen about a little thing like this, so I'll leave it to your imagination]

Bai Xiaochun's jaw fell. He actually did not know what the little turtle was talking about, but he was sure it was not something good. The fact that he didn't even understand how he was insulted made him even more furious than before. Suddenly, he thought back to how the little turtle had just talked about people who did not understand how they were humiliated.

"I'll concoct into pills !!" Bai Xiaochun raged. Waving his right hand, he summoned a pill furnace, took out a turtle, and then threw it inside. With red eyes, he took out a pile of earthen stones and immediately started trying to concoct the little turtle into a pill, right on top of that blood sword.

A strange expression could be seen on the faces of the cultivators around him. Given how Bai Xiaochun almost looked crazy, none of them dared to bother him. Everyone retreated until they were about 300 meters away.

For the next few days, Bai Xiaochun was making like a madman. Soon, his hair was in a mess, and he felt like he was on the verge of exploding. However, no matter what method he used, he could not make the little turtle melt. Occasionally, the little turtle would even scornfully come out from inside the furnace.

“You call this pill concocting? If you think this heat can melt Lord Turtle, you might as well stop dreaming. Listen, whippersnapper, why don't you try again after practicing cultivation for 10,000 years or so ?! ”

"Hey, hey. Not bad! Not bad at all! You realize that Lord Turtle is hungry, so you threw some spirit plants for me to eat. Maintain, whippersnapper. I'm starting to like you! ”

"Add a little heat! Come on, Lord Turtle is freezing here! Hot, man, I need hot !! ”

Bai Xiaochun descended into complete madness. He felt like he was about to collapse, and had the thought of disposing of the little turtle. However, it was a precious treasure that he had only obtained after suffering countless hardships. He can't just give up ….

However, he could not let things go as they were. He continued to boil over the matter for two days, until he suddenly realized that the little turtle had not said anything for quite some time.

"Hmm?" he murmured, looking surprised. Everyone in the area was also dumbfounded. They were completely used to the sound of the little turtle recently, so the silence suddenly felt strange.

Feeling somewhat suspicious, Bai Xiaochun cooled the ground flames and opened the pill furnace to find that it was completely empty ….

However, the little turtle was nowhere to be seen. With some unknown method, he somehow disappeared into the air.

An extremely unsightly expression could be seen on Bai Xiaochun's face, especially when he saw the turtle feces. He really wanted to beat the turtle to the level….

“Hmmph! Well, I'm glad he's gone. I'll just pretend that I never even picked her up to start! " His heart was filled with many mixed emotions as he gritted his teeth and put away his pill furnace. Finally, the other cultivators felt comfortable enough to get a little closer to the blood sword.

Five more days passed. Bai Xiaochun had yet to see the trail of the little turtle, and had removed his departure from his mind. Although he was somewhat disappointed at the loss, when he thought about his annoying way of speaking, he realized that overall, the fact that he had escaped was a good thing.

His mood gradually improved, and his spirit lifted. One afternoon, just as he was making everyone ready to continue through the frontline region, a beam of golden light suddenly soared into the air in the distance.

At the same time, the water aura of the Heavenspan River also exploded in all directions. The sky and earth started to tremble, and the sky distorted. Many blood clouds on the battlefield were swept away, and the white sun Spirit Stream Sect twisted, causing the black crow inside to tremble.

The backup power of the Blood Stream Sect, the terrifying scarecrow, also began to tremble. The same thing happened to the city headquarters of the Profound Great Flow Sect.

All the ancestors from the three sects who were currently in the Heavencraft Continent all turned their heads at the same time to see what was happening.

Bai Xiaochun was quite close to the golden light, and felt a sharper vibration. That was especially true considering that he planted the Violet Qi Heavenspan Incantation, which was built on the basis of absorbing the water of the Heavenspan River. Therefore, he was more attuned to the Heavenspan River than any ordinary cultivator.

"That's …." Bai Xiaochun flinched. The other cultivators around him were so shocked that they trembled. And that was when all of them, including Bai Xiaochun, saw …

Another shot shot shot towards Bai Xiaochun from the expanding golden light.

As the beam of light approached, a voice suddenly resounded, “Damn it! You little creatures are trivial. The last time Lord Turtle took a nap, you were a coward, and before that, your father was also a coward! ”

As soon as Bai Xiaochun heard the voice, he was shaken to the core, and his mind began to spin. Obviously it was the sound of that damn little turtle.

Moreover, it was now possible to see that within the majestic golden light there was a gigantic crocodile !!

It was at least 30,000 meters long, and was completely golden. His majesty was almost impossible to describe, and it was clearly furious, his roar echoing even louder than the thunder from the sky. [1. The golden crocodile appeared earlier in chapters 48 and 217]

It was so angry that Bai Xiaochun could see how red his eyes were. He flinched, his scalp tingling so hard it felt like it was about to explode. This was the same crocodile he had seen back when he was at the Qi Condensation stage, a terrifying entity that lived within the water of the Heavenspan River.

Before Bai Xiaochun could even react, the little turtle shot towards him with explosive speed. As he approached, he sucked on his extremities, becoming a turtle shell that then disappeared into the bag holding Bai Xiaochun.

"Nhh …."

Bai Xiaochun stared with wide eyes at the distant crocodile, who was currently looking at him furiously. Obviously, it recognizes him …. When it realized that Bai Xiaochun was the master of the little turtle, it let out a shocking roar that caused the sky to dim, and a strong wind kicked in.

"Senior Goldcroc, I .. I am not the tortoise lord! Really, I'm not …. "

He wanted to pull the turtle out of his bag, but when he looked inside, he was unable to find any trace of it. There was no more time to think, as the fearsome crocodile was heading towards him. A pair of wings appeared behind Bai Xiaochun as he fled at high speed.

On the verge of tears, he shouted, "Cursed little turtle, I hate you !!"

The other cultivators had long escaped, and were sympathetic watching Bai Xiaochun from a distance ….