
"Neng, what the hell, sleeping downstairs? Tomorrow we go to the market to buy a new mattress, huh?" said Darman while arranging pillows on a hairy carpet. I don't know what feathers.
"Well, it's 'em." Without waiting for the cue I immediately put my body on the carpet. Genuine tired real.
It was actually strange to sleep close to this om-om, even though he was my legal husband according to religion and law.
Have you ever imagined sleeping next to an unknown man? the guy is an om-om. How's it feel? What disgust is that, Dad?
"Neng, face here dong!" Om Darman pulled my back shoulder. Goosebumps me, tuh.
"No, Dora's sleepy, Bang!" reject me.
Foolish with om Darman who continues to whine. Mother says before you care about others, care about yourself.
That's right, Dad?
****
The next Morning
Oh my God.
My eyelids slowly opened, almost this sexy mouth screamed loudly when glancing at Om Darman who was still sleeping soundly.
Oh, my God .. how can this guy sleep without his saucy.
From the mouth of the mangapnya flowed a lot of saliva that aroma is extraordinary, beating the scent of salted fish. His facial skin had already exceeded the glowing limit.
I don't know, until when I'm gonna stay with these guys. Either have to go with the flow, or go home to your mother's lap.
Want to get divorced, but not ready to go viral, especially if you have to enter the category of the shortest marriage to the seventh version of On The Spot. That's not Dora's idea.
"Tante has woken up" said Doni who is still lazing on the bed, next to Angga also lying down while biting his empty pacifier, while Cici raised both legs to the wall.
Looking at their behavior, I felt frustrated. No wonder how many more years to take care of these boys. Not to mention if you have grown up a teenager, how to deal with it?
I immediately got up, sat down for a while then hugged both legs and buried my face to my knees. I was swept away in my deepest feelings.
"Tante, why?" That sounds like Doni's voice.
"Tante, cold?" This time it was Cici's turn to ask.
What care about these kids?! I ignored their questions.
I heard the sound of steps approaching, suddenly a soft blanket covered my body. Kulirik to the side, Cici grinned to show off her toothless tooth.
Who's cold, huh? my inner nyinyir is upset.
"Take, Nih! I'm not cold, Kok!" I threw the blanket over the bed. Cici looked at me without blinking.
Second day in the house. I miss my mother more and more. What's mom, dad? I hope they don't run out of rice anymore.
If you remember my mother being excited, I roll up my nightgown sleeves and start struggling with homework.
This morning I want to cook fried tempeh and eggplant sour vegetables. Fortunately, my mother always taught me how to cook well and correctly according to the rules of the kitchen.
"I love u, Neng!" Two heavy hands curled around my waist.
"Argh ... shit!" My finger was sliced by a knife. I want to speak Spanish. Likely to see people. Good thing it's just a small wound, how about my finger break?
"Why, Neng?"
Take it again!
"From your wounds, Neng ...."
Yeahah ... who said my finger was on fire who, um?!
There was a strange feeling in this vein when Darman put my index finger in her mouth. After sucking my blood he immediately spat into the sink. I thought Darman would turn into Dracula and said, I finally found holy blood.
"Sorry, Dad, Neng! Not intentionally."
Now I realized that Darman had just woken up and had not been to the bathroom, his eyes were scratched, his hair was also brekele like Lee Min Hoo possessed by a Lion.
My feeling was suddenly bad, I tried to sniff the finger that was put on by Darman.
Huwaaaaaa... This is a smell of ile that has not been contaminated!
"Hehe .. smell well, Neng?"
Yaiyalah stink!
"Hiks, brush your teeth there!" The man passed by while thrusting his finger into the ear and then shook.
When Darman is no longer visible, now the three dwarves are coming closer.
"Tante, Doni's hungry ...!" the boy complained while stroking his distended stomach.
"Cici too, want a plump egg!"
Well, this kid likes as good as his mouth.
Can not really, do not attack Dora like gini?!
I saw Angga was silent, his mouth still stuffed with an empty pacifier. So full of diapers, his pants sag.
I took a deep breath and exhaled it hard. My thin body had to serve this whole house, which there was a month later metamorphosed into a living skeleton.
But, how else, I have already entered their lives, again only regret. Should have been my youth cheerful cherry, hanging out with friends, the road there way here, getting up early can be leha-leha first, gymnastics first, watching cartoons first, not immediately so upik ash kayak gini.
Huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Complete is this suffering.
After preparing breakfast and the necessities of the house, I was finally able to sit back in front of the television with a shabby negligee soaked in sweat.
The smell of acid bursting from both of my ketek, but I like it, the chirp makes me addicted to sniffing armpits.
"Mrs, take a shower! We're going to the market."
Well, just also sit this .. have been playing tell-all.
"Ntar, Bang .. My breath is running out!"
"Yeah, Neng .. This job is tired!" ketus Om Darman makes my head more mummy, I want to poke his mouth let bonyok.
"Tomorrow change, Babang who takes care of the house!" I then put on a manyun face.
"Well, that's not the time either, Neng!" Om Darman even smiles, making my brain boil.
Two days married, but I haven't felt the beauty of marriage, which my life is getting more troublesome. I thought the newlyweds were full of happiness.
"Honeymoon in the rainbow .. only the two of us .. sing a song of love, though a thousand sorrows, we shall not be separated ...."
Yes ... Sing again, it's like an Indian drama.
After a long debate with yourself, you can finally get out of your comfort zone and rush to the bathroom.
The water from the dipper was like a waterfall spilling over my head. So fresh. The veins that had clumped instantly felt more relaxed.
"Neng, the bath hunt ... hunt the man home!" shouts Darman from the middle room.
Well, really disturbing.
"The branch is gone!" I shouted back while massaging the foaming hair.
"Well, I can't do that, Neng. Who will choose the bed!"
"Hoah, Bang .. just take it do not have to choose, anyway sam--- puuihhh!" But most of the time, shampoo foam enters the mouth.
After finishing the bath, I immediately went out walking towards the room with a glove wrapped around the body. I saw Darman lying on the carpet while playing mobile phone. But, when he realized my existence he glanced with enlarged eyes.
Base of basket eyes!
"Don't look at me like that, Bang!" my protest felt uncomfortable.
"Emang, why?" the man dodged.
"Yes, just don't!"
"Why, anyway?" His forehead scrunched up I didn't mind.
I don't want Darman to linger looking at me like that, immediately I open the closet looking for clothes that are suitable for the market.
My choice fell on the batik blouse and purple skirt. Not bad, rather than having to wear a negligee and a maid again the same as the witch yesterday.
"Babang, Dora is ready, nih ...." Once again I make sure my makeup is beautiful. In front of the left incline mirror, right incline, turn. Steady!
"Yeah, Neng .. we want to go to the market, not the conditions. Why use all batik, anyway?" Again, which I protest.
Instantly I insecure.
Udah gorgeous gini not praised even--arrrgghhhh ...!
"Yaudah, Dora did not leave. Just go back there!" Oh, I'm so cranky. The more lazy they go.
"Yes, yes .. Yes Dorabela would like to wear any clothes to stay beautiful, really! Come on hunt," I know it's just dreadlocks about Darman.
"It's rombal! no more talking about it."
"Duh, what to do anyway, say .. I'm wrong, nih!"
Who is protesting recklessly, already beautiful gini not appreciated.
I don't want to go to the market. My heart is already hurt. I'm sorry to imagine not going to the market, you should always know, I'm the heart you've hurt ....
'Cup!'
Bhuuuuaaaaaaaaaa ...! shit got kissed again. But, Dora you must be consistent!
"Buruan, Neng! Soon the market is dispersed," persuade Darman while rolling on the carpet. Rangga who slept on the bed looked at his father in astonishment.
"No!" ketusku
"Miss ...."
"Branch ...."
"Miss ...."
"branch."
"Nengggggg!"
"Babanggg!"
Gini continues until Naruto ama Spongebob made.