Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(25-27)
[25] Bittering ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇
At one of the seaports in Tanah Papua, three men were talking waiting for the arrival of a passenger ship, to pick up relatives. The three men came from different regions, among others from Ambon, Batak and Manado.
Before the conversation began, the three introduced themselves, understandably just got to know, while shaking hands. The man from Ambon introduced himself to the man from Batak : “Bakarbessy,” while shaking hands. The Batak man replied with a handshake also by calling himself : “Batubara.”.
The man from Manado was confused to look left and right, after hearing the two colleagues had each called a hot item. Without thinking many Manado man earlier while shaking hands saying “Air Mandidi.”
\[26\]Healing Psion
6 weeks: happy baby bobo, sweet dreams yes, mmmuach.
6 Months: please matiin the lights, glare nih.
6 Years: There doong... You sleep stuck like a gini mikrolet anyway?!
\*Weare Toilet\*
6 Weeks: nothing, you go first, I'm not in a hurry.
6 Months: still not long?
6 Years: brug! brug! brug! (the sound of the door being knocked), if you want to tapa on mount kawi sono!
\*Ngextir\*
6 weeks: be careful say, the clutch inject used to enter the gear
6 Months: slowly dong release the clutch.
6 Years: frequent sales to the workshop, enter the gearnya aja kayak gini!
\*SMS\*
6 Weeks: yes baby, be brief again nyampe home really, I bought your favorite martabak first yes
6 Months: stuck on the road
6 Years: ok.
\*Dating process\*
6 Weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 Months: Of course I love U.
6 Years: Yes!! if I don't love you, why do I marry you??
\*Back from Work\*
6 Weeks: Honey, I'm home…
6 Months : I’m BACK!!
\*Gift (birthday)\*
6 Weeks: My dear, I hope you like the ring I bought
6 Months: I bought a painting, it seems to fit the atmosphere of the living room
6 Years: Here's the money, you buy yourself a loe want
\*Phone\*
6 Weeks: Baby, someone wants to talk to you on the phone
6 Months: Uh. This is for you…
6 YEARS: WOOIII CALL SOUND TUUUHHH….ANGK ⁇ AT DUOOONG!!!
\*Then\*
6 Weeks: Well, I never thought the taste of this food was so lezaattt…! !!
6 Months: What are we eating tonight??
6 Years: HUH? THIS FOOD AGAIN?
\*Sorry\*
6 Weeks: It's okay, baby, we'll buy again
6 Months: Be careful! It will fall.
6 YEARS: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME FOR THOUSANDS OF TIMES I SAY.
[27] Fenugreek pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ )B ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ pain by pain
Two new scouts, Andi and Doni, follow the farm in the woods with a builder. When told to look for firewood, Andi suddenly ran to the builder who was preparing a bonfire.
Andi : “MAS, REPORT MAS!!!” (half of screaming)
Developer : “What's Andi??”
Andi : “SI DONI PEGGED SNAKE MAS!!!”
Developer : “WHAT???!!! Quickly you give first aid, by tying the part of his body that was bitten by the snake with a rope. Tie it tight, let the poison not spread. I will seek help from people around me.
Then Andi ran towards Doni while carrying a scout rope. Shortly after, he returned to his builder.
Andi : “MAS, REPORT MAS!!!”
Developer : “Tenakan Andi, a doctor has headed here.”
Andi : “Too late mas, the Doni is dead.”
Developer : “WHAT??!!! (somewhat shocked to hear it) . Have you done the first aid I asked for???”
Andi : “It's a mas, even his face until blue.”
Builder : “Cock his face to turn blue.”
Andi : “Iya, who was bitten by his neck, I tie a rope mpe tight, let the poison not spread to his head. Eh the Doni not long later even died.”
Developer : “Busyettt bye…??!!!!
𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)......
