Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(94-96)

[94] Psionfeet ⁇ ⁇ thers paints Psionfeet ⁇ sionfee

A mother feels anxious about the condition of her favorite pet chicken now that is not as usual. So he went to consult with an expert veterinarian in the field of chicken disease.

Prof. : "Can I help you?"

Mother: "Look, today my chicken is not as usual. Usually he is always cheerful, running, looking for food, chasing and so on. But today my chicken is very different. What diseases do my chickens have?"

Prof : "O.. so yes... alright.... I will check but before I need to know what the condition of the mother chicken is like now?"

Mother: "Now my chicken is just silent, not running and legs up"

Prof: "Well ma'am, I will diagnose the disease in the chicken mother, tomorrow mother can come here again."

So go home mom. And the next day the mother came back and asked the results of the doctor's research.

Mother: "How prof. is my chicken disease known?"

Prof: "Hmm.. after I investigated and saw the condition of the mother chicken then I decided that the mother chicken has DIED!"

Mom fainted immediately.

\[95\]Thyperate Speriphery

A pious employee together with a workwoman who is taut but shy in need, assigned the service out of town. On their way, arrived at a small town that is only available 1 inn.

“Then what is it?” ask her male partner. “Befit ANIMAL, tahuuu.....” said the lady ketus. The night passed, tomorrow morning the woman checked her sleeping clothes that remained neat and saw the thread did not budge especially until it broke, then she said, “Even as an animal you are ALSO INAPPROPRIATE.”

“Lho says so, so it deserves APA, hayo andababbb.....,” said the man in a high tone. “It should be as a STATUE in MUSEUM CANDLE, tofuu.

[96] B ⁇ s ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ paints

A boss at a large company suddenly makes a sudden inspection of his factory to see the performance of his employees. In the fourth factory, he found a young man leaning against the door, apparently relaxing.

All the workers in the room were busy working, except him. The boss immediately approached the young man and asked, “How much do you pay a week?” A little surprised, the young man looked at the boss and said, “Hmmmm about 100,000 per week, why?”

The boss took out his wallet and took out two pieces of 100 thousand money. He extended it to the young man, “This is your salary for two weeks and quickly went from there. I don't want to see you again!”

With great shock and fear, the young man immediately left the place without saying much. Then with an authoritative face the boss saw the staff who had noticed the scene earlier. “Do you know, from which division the lazy young man,” asked.

The atmosphere became silent until finally a staff replied with a little fear, “He does not work here. It is a pizza deliveryman who delivers personnel orders.”.

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