Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(73-75)

[73] Fenugreek Fenugreek

Changes in the price increase of daily staple needs due to uncertain economic turmoil cause buyers to feel anxious. Consumers want to get a cheap price while sellers want to benefit from their merchandise.

And the increase by the government has been announced to the public.

In the end there was an incident between a buyer and an innocent vegetable in a housing complex.

Buyer: "Tempe one piece like this how much does it cost ?"

Vegetarian: "Now the price rises to Rp 1000,-"

Buyer: "Huh!!! It can't go that high. Strange from Rp 200,- kok can be Rp 1000,- even though if in KORAN the price of tempe after rising to around Rp 500,-."

Vegetarian (angry, sewot, kesel): "If in the cheap NEWSPAPER, eat only tempeh in KORAN !!"

Buyer :&%^#

\[74\]TopeningHealing

A Chinese citizen intends to change his citizenship status to a WNI. Here is a question and answer quote between the officer and him:

"Good morning, sir."

"Save the morning" he replied.

"Father will undergo testing for national insight. Do not be afraid, the question is easy, really," entertain the officer saw the dream of the crank who furrowed his eyebrows.

"I'll start with history". He took a picture of RA Kartini, then asked: "Whose picture is this?"

In a loud voice and voice, he said:

"Haa.yaa. Penciled. Nice lo.....Owe celing drink."

Next the officer tested the insight of the government by showing a photo of the symbol of Korpri. "What is this, sir?" he asked while still smiling.

"Haa..yaa...olang use it seling come to Owe shop asking for donations."

Then, the officer pointed to a photo of Mr. Harto attached to the wall while asking: "Whose picture is it?"

Hearing that answer, the officer became a headache. "This is the last test, sir. Try singing Indonesia Raya song"

The Engkoh stood straight up and sang: "Indonecia the land of ailuu.... "

"Stop..... STOP..... !!! Why your homeland, sir?" ask the officer.

"Signature first, Balu Ngai said my land......"!

[75] Fenugreek Healing Fermented Fermented

One young couple is very happy to know the young pregnant wife.

But before getting certainty from the doctor, they agreed to keep the pregnancy a secret.

Wife: "Pa, do not need to talk first yes.fear of failure, it is not delicious if it has been talked about"

Husband: "Okay deh ma, the appointment will not be talked before there is a doctor's confirmation"

Arrived2 PLN employees came to their homes to hand over bills and fines for their electric arrears accounts months ago.

PLN Accountant: "Mrs are 1 month late."

Wife: "Father knows where....? Papa's.....Please talk to this PLN guy...."

Husband: "Eh, haphazardly....how can you know this matter?"

PLN Accountant: "Everything is recorded in our office Sir."

Husband: "OK, tomorrow I'll go to your office to solve this problem!"

The next day....

Husband: "How does PLN know my family secrets?"

PLN employee: "Yes know dong, lha wong has his record on us!"

Husband: "So how should I keep this news a secret, sir?"

PLN employee: "Yes pay dong Pak!"

Husband (fucking I checked!): "If I don't want to pay, how?"

PLN employees: "Yes have a father we had to break up...."

Husband: "May be sipped? Iha, if it is broken...later my wife how?"

PLN employees: "Can still use candles."

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