Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(28-30)



[28]Superficial pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ 28]Superficial J ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ )


If the handsome guy is quiet, the girls say: Woow, so cool…


If the ugly guy is quiet, the girls say: Ih kuper…


If a handsome guy is single, girls say: He must be a perfectionist


If the ugly guy is single, the girls say: It's obvious…


If handsome guys do bad things, girls say: Nobody’s perfect


If ugly guys do evil, girls say: looks like a criminal …


If a handsome guy nolongin girl who bullied thugs, girls say: Wuih, man.kayak in the movies.


If the ugly boy nolongin girl who bullied thugs, the girls say: Must be his premenya him…


If a handsome guy is a pretty girl, the girls say: Klop…


If the ugly guy is a pretty girl, the girls say: Must be playing shaman…


If a handsome guy is cut off by a girl, the girls say: Don't be sad, khan there's still me…


If the ugly guy is cut off by a girl, the girls say: .. (Silent, but his index finger swirls from top to bottom)


If handsome guys ngaku indo, girls say: Emang looks like a bule anyway…


If the ugly guy ngaku indo, the girls say: Must be Javanese mother, father of robots…


If a handsome guy loves animals, girls say: The feeling is smooth.


If the ugly man loves animals, the girls say: Fellow families must love…


If a handsome guy brings a BMW, the girls say: Matching.


If a bad guy takes a BMW, the girls say: Mas, where's the employer?…


If a handsome guy is photographed, the girls say: Must be afraid of his photos wide


If ugly guys are photographed, girls say: Don't have the heart to squirm the prints?…


If the handsome guy naek motor big, the girls say: Wow, like lorenzo lamas…


If the ugly guy on the big bike, the girls say: Look out!! mandragade…


If a handsome guy puts water in a girl's glass, the girls say: This is just a gentleman


If the ugly guy nuangin the water to the girl's glass, the girls say: The instinct of the maid is so…


If the handsome guy is sad, the girls say: Let me be your shoulder to cry on


If the ugly guys are sad, the girls say: Very crybaby!!!…this is a man what is it?!!


handsome cewok\= like


ugly Cewok\= coment


girls\=?((ngk au ah dark)


wkwkwk..



\[29\]"Hefeet By pain!"




Mama darling.Papa very dear same mom. So great was the sacrifice of my mother. When the morning papa did not wake up, the mother was busy in the kitchen ready for breakfast..



Afternoon dikit shopping to the market then cook again. After cooking, mama to mama's friends selling clothes and perfume to add family income. When papa came home from work, mama never forgot to drink coffee and snacks for papa…



After that, at night guiding the children to learn. After watching television for a while, enter the room still serving papa…



Dear mama…


Papa is sad…


Papa most can't see that rich soy sauce mama..


The beautiful mama…


Let mama not be too tired…


What if Papa added one more mama, huh?????



\*mode 😀



[30] Bsiberium paints paints paints paints ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇


It was a cold night. A rickshaw manyun because it can not passengers from the afternoon. Finally the rickshawman decided to go home. On the way home, a long-haired woman suddenly appeared calling out to him.


“Wah, passenger nih,” thought the rickshawman.


Finally the woman went up.


Rickshaw: “Where are you, dik?”


“Jalan aja sir, later I beritau” replied the woman was flat.


When he got near the grave, he suddenly told the rickshaw to stop.


“Stop, bang..” said.


When the woman came down, the pedicab attendant saw that the long-haired woman's legs did not touch the ground.


The pedicab-smith immediately said, shivering:


“Hiii….Kuntilanakkkkkkk.


Spontaneously the woman glanced cynically at the rickshawman :


“Biarin... from you, rickshawman!”


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